19 ways to turn a man down

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

Man : Can I buy you a drink?
Woman : Actually, I would rather have the money.

Man : I am a photographer, i've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman : I'm a plastic surgeon, i've been looking for a face like yours.

Man : Hi! Didn't we go out on a date once, or was it twice?
Woman : Must have been once as I never make the same mistake twice.

Man : How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman : I must have been given your share.

Man : Will you come out with me on Saturday?
Woman : Sorry, I am having a headache at the weekend.

Man : Your face must have turned a few heads.
Woman : And your face must have turned a few stomachs.

Man : Go on, don'y be shy...ask me out!
Woman : Okay...GET OUT!!

Man : I think I could make you very happy.
Woman : Why? Are you leaving?

Man : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman : Nothing, I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

Man : Can I have your name?
Woman : Why? Don't you already have one?

Man : Shall we go and see a film?
Woman : I have already seen it.

Man : Where have you been all my life?
Woman : Hiding from you.

Man : Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman : Yes that is why I have never gone back.

Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes and this one will be empty if you sit down.

Man : So what do you do for a living?
Woman : I am a female impersonator.

Man : Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman : DO NOT ENTER!

Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.

Man : If I could see you naked I would be so happy.
Woman : If I saw you naked I would probably die laughing.

Man : Where have you been all my life?
Woman : Where I will be the rest of your life - IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

[Riccardo]

I don't know about you but id be proud to be turned down with lines like that!

[*fender.chiq*]

Man: Where have you been all my life!?
Woman: Well I wasn't born for most of it...

[Shane]

They aint that funny!

[MathewS]

Most of those are old. Funny thing is nobody has ever used them :p

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

Only us girls would find them remotely funny.
Lads don't because they don't like being turned down.

[Shane]

I would find them funny and maybe appreciate them if i was just asking them out for a luagh!

[MathewS]

nothing wrong with being turned down. half the time we are drunk and dont give a damn, we just move on to the next stunner.

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

we just move on to the next stunner.That sounds so shallow :(

[~sexy_biatch~]

haha ther good them. mite bare a few in mind ;)

[MathewS]

That sounds so shallow :(

Ahh well, its only shallow if you actually have the guts to actually go chat....

[xxrachxx]

haha they were great

[Bob!]

LoL yer all evil biatches, even blokes have feelins :rolleyes:

[~sexy_biatch~]

that does my head in bout boys....they never show ther feelings!!

[fcuk4forest]

I always show my feelings. I consider myself to be very emotional.

[~sexy_biatch~]

good for you! but most dont...

[Mikhael]

me too !!!

[~sexy_biatch~]

your from scotland :O how kool....do u hav a kilt?

[Mikhael]

no i dont i have neva worn them and i will be wearing one at my cousins wedding which is next year i think .

[~sexy_biatch~]

kool. int it a tradition to not wear underwear or something

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

kool. int it a tradition to not wear underwear or somethingYou're a bit eager aren't ya? Next you'll be asking him for pics O_O

[Mikhael]

dunno i dont look y do u ???

[timswfc]

u dnt luk at wot? :S very strange these scottish lol

they r quite humerous them ways 2 turn down a man 2 b fair

[~sexy_biatch~]

yeah i got lost 2...
oh well they got a nice accent. i like it betta than irish accent all the irish remind me ov bloody ronan keeting n boyzone :|

[timswfc]

wot ya fink 2 a yorkshire accent then or sheffield accent rather...rickster has a strong one! ull luv him!

[~sexy_biatch~]

yeah im from around sheffield/donni so a no the accent....

[MathewS]

nothing wrong with wearing no boxers/undies ;)

[~sexy_biatch~]

haha you wear them like?! ;)

[MathewS]

i wear boxers, sometimes ;)

not enough room in undies anymore ;)

[~sexy_biatch~]

haha thats always nice to know :)

[timswfc]

lol matthew biggin him sen up!

[MathewS]

dont need to, i already know that im way above average.

[~sexy_biatch~]

oh what may that be then

[MathewS]

The average height of male's is 5ft 9, im just over 6ft 1

What did you think i meant?

[Gun Nut]

i wear boxers, sometimes ;)

not enough room in undies anymore ;)

Yeah, since the socks moved in.

[Gun Nut]

oh COME ON, it was funny.

[MathewS]

yeah but not that funny,

[*+*BeCcI*+*]

lol kaye .. gerrin all excited!! lol

[Entice]

Lol, i like those.

[~sexy_biatch~]

The average height of male's is 5ft 9, im just over 6ft 1

What did you think i meant?
haha kool

n becci hehe :P

[Queen Shaqua]

I like those wayz 2 turn a guy down, I'd like 2 give 'em a try sumtime. ;)

[pressure]

Only us girls would find them remotely funny.
Lads don't because they don't like being turned down.

very true

those are funny

never actually heard anyone turned down with lines like tht but would love to see it at some time lol

[ingramswordsman]

I heard all of those somewhere in that same order but I can't remember where. Nonetheless they are still good:ninja*:.