Master...

[manutd 4 ever]

A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school. The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates." "Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit."

[The Wheel]

HAHA
funny

[bambizzle]

lol, could see that coming but still funny

[xxrachxx]

lol that was funny, took a minute to click on though

[claire]

lol not bad

[Mamfy]

I knew what would happen Lol:P

My friend knows someone with the last name bates though:PTis harsh

[Pearson]

YOU ARE JOKING ME?¬!?!?!?! WORST JOKE IV HEARD IN MY LIFE. Thats a year 2 joke that, im sorry but fucking hell. Shead im sorry but these jokes have got to stop they get worse and worse.

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

I remember singing that to the north stand a couple of years back when Ken Bates was wanting to take over :D

[Shane]

YOU ARE JOKING ME?¬!?!?!?! WORST JOKE IV HEARD IN MY LIFE. Thats a year 2 joke that, im sorry but fucking hell. Shead im sorry but these jokes have got to stop they get worse and worse.
Yeah that did suck the balls off humour.

[Bob!]

LoL for once I agree

[*fender.chiq*]

Lol, I'm sure it's in Oliver Twist or something like that.

There's a guy called Master Bates.

As you can imagine, it brought some giggling to a class of 13 year olds kids.

[manutd 4 ever]

Oh c'mon people it aint that bad?!

is it?...

[Pearson]

yes im afraid it is.

[bambizzle]

its the least funniest one youve posted