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Jake-the-Peanut
September 24th '05, 02:59 PM
Here's the longest sentence ever, but in one post ;). Have fun laughing at the utter nonsence of it all. Updated every day, sometimes more often!

The longest sentence ever
Brown is the colour that comes from other rabbits which raise breasts that wobble violently, sexily on the beautiful pair old people who like sex with insects and peanut butter rubbed into itself all the time we got high members more than words extreme people have many objects that are injected into cakes with special icing that tastes like sweet fudge which turns blue when eaten with sauce and chopsticks which smell like legs which are open and then closed but not before pirates invade the secret cove of mystery and magical fun where pixies and dwarves explore themselves with hammers and knives and spoons and all night long they smell eachother's butts after eating muffins with chocolate chips and roasted bannanas and shriveled noses with dirty people drinking in La LaLa land which has pink elephants running away from P101ers that got loose from the zoo that we sold them to because they were too horny resulting in power-hungriness of Jake and being an idiot and annoying in Petroleum and calm waters of the Pacific ocean where Jellyfish sting you for sea fishing reels

Jake
September 29th '05, 06:45 AM
Will be updated in a week.

Mamfy
November 14th '05, 03:51 PM
I could write one like that if I wanted to

But I don't

Stormydayz
November 15th '05, 01:21 AM
well, lets try shall we????

Your mom

Shane
November 15th '05, 08:58 AM
likes to......

Stormydayz
November 16th '05, 12:55 AM
fry eggs..

Entice
November 16th '05, 07:46 AM
on the saucepan that...

*Jess*
November 19th '05, 08:46 PM
tastes like

Entice
November 21st '05, 07:00 AM
the next-door neighbours...

Stormydayz
November 21st '05, 10:04 PM
back porch when...

Entice
November 23rd '05, 05:10 AM
it was burning during the...

Umm isnt this a lot like one of the other post now?

Stormydayz
November 23rd '05, 01:23 PM
holy pumpkin ceremony of...

lil_sawa
December 5th '05, 06:12 PM
funny looking bum cracks

rateme
December 22nd '05, 05:55 AM
which are great to eat with.......

Sponge'K'nob
December 22nd '05, 09:30 AM
rice pudding

NATAL!E
December 22nd '05, 06:13 PM
on...

(gay minimum post.. GR)

Hugga-Bear
December 22nd '05, 07:57 PM
a platter made out of giant cheese scientists who like to eat potatoes roasted along with coffee beans while...

Morazain
March 16th '06, 10:37 AM
riding a horse

iaxa
April 19th '06, 08:25 AM
of death and cabbage

LukeEv_17
May 2nd '06, 04:39 PM
while thinking of

Tim
May 6th '06, 10:58 PM
sperm whales

Sweet_Cherry
May 7th '06, 08:49 PM
which are extremely...

Odd_Girl_Out
May 7th '06, 09:08 PM
atrocious with banana splits on them

0neill911
May 25th '06, 01:35 PM
but the banana skins were left on the floor when...

jay.D
July 24th '06, 07:19 AM
a homeless bum picked them up to eat but they felt like...

ib0b
July 24th '06, 10:46 AM
One time I saw words like favorite and color spelled favourite and colour and I enjoyed it and found out that it's not a mis-spelling and that those words are spelled as that in places such as England. I've seen those words spelled like that here and I was wondering if many people here are from Great Britain and many other countries so please tell me. I enjoy hearing the sounds they make when they talk and it sounds lush to my ears, that is, anyone with an accent. One time I was talking with a young lady from Tennesse and she could not understand me (the way my words sound) and she was thinking I have an accent. It was qeird because we're both from the same country (usa). I mean weird and not qeird.