Funny One-liners

[Haunting_Echoes]

Ok so I'm really into my funny one liners. I like all jokes, but I love the one liners because I can put them anywhere I like. Anyway, I have a lot, so here are some, if you like them I will continue to update this thread, if not, I'll stop. Simple.

"I just got lost in thought.... It was unfamiliar territory."

"Alcohol and Calculus don't mix. Never ever drink and derive."

"I used to be indecisive... But now I'm not so sure."

"Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"

[xxrachxx]

lmao i like the suicidal twin one

post more!!!

[Haunting_Echoes]

"The nice thing about egoists: The don't talk about other people."

"Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist"

"Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have."

"Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children."

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into a lot of walls."

[*låð¥*]

1) Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

[Haunting_Echoes]

"I just want revenge, is that so wrong?"

"How do I set a laser printer to 'stun'"?

"Do I look like a people person?"

"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

"Not all women are annoying.... Some are dead."

"Aww, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?"

[xxrachxx]

lol haha


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[dqNick]

there awesome! say this to a girl/boy -
you look like a picture! ....... with a broken frame!

[Haunting_Echoes]

"It doesn't matter if I win or lose, just as long as I piss you off in the process."

"Be different, conform!!"

"I may not be right, but I'm never wrong."

"I've always wanted to be somebody.... But I should have been more specific."

"Support mental health.... Or I'll kill you."

"What if I'm a figment of my own imagination."

[xxrachxx]

hehe like the figment of your own imagination one

[Haunting_Echoes]

"How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for miss America?"

"Censorship? We don't have any censorship, if we did I couldn't say XXXX or XXXX"

"I think therefore I am.... Dangerous."

"Ignorance is curable, stupidity is permanent."

"Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes."

[Mamfy]

I like the ignorance one:D

[Haunting_Echoes]

"I had amnesia once... or twice..."

"Everyone hates me, because I'm paranoid."

"All stressed out and nobody to choke."

"100000 lemmings can't be wrong"

"Preserve wildlife - pickle a squirrel."

[Cedarteeth]

lol those are hilarious..thanks for those..i needed a good laugh today =] <3 Shannon

[xxrachxx]

lol theres sum good ens

[Riccardo]

"Not all women are annoying.... Some are dead."

I think you hit the nail on the head with that one :P

[Pearson]

IMO there all a bit shit and i dint laugh once

[SG's lil babe]

Liked some of them!

[*Jess*]

Oi, watch it riccardoh.
not all of us are annoying.

[Mikhael]

heres some from me

" i once had a Friend called shagger , not a bad name ... she hated it

" a Man walked into a bar and said ouch "

" 30 percent of the world can count , the other half can't "

" A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way... "