The Roleplay Battle!

[Boy_Wonder06]

Join in the fun with the roleplay battle. You may announce war a treaty or even that you will remain peaceful. This is a game which i want you to enjoy. All i need is you lot to post in here. so what you waiting for .

Let the battle begin.

Round 1 - Roleplay moderator vs all of you!

[Mamfy]

Oi, you aren't better than all of us!:P

/me throws pie in dan's face

[Boy_Wonder06]

say that again mamfy *throws wet sponge at mamfy and runs away* hehe

[Mamfy]

Oi. That's it. This means WAR

/me chases after dan with a super soaker

[Boy_Wonder06]

*dan immediately runs down the fire escape, through two sets of double doors and into the boys toilets *

i dare you to come in hahahahaaa :P

[Boy_Wonder06]

/me does something

[Mamfy]

/me is not afraid. She walks right in and catches you at it!

[*Jess*]

*sits and watches*

[Boy_Wonder06]

/me pokes at fresh poo and puts it on the end of a toilet cleaning stick, and runs towards mamfy .

*looks at jess and requests help*

[*Jess*]

/me gives help

[Mamfy]

/me starts to cry as dan and jess are ganging up on her. But she won't back down

[Boy_Wonder06]

/me offers mamfy a tissue, and then runs away

/me thanks jess and asks her to follow

[*Jess*]

/me follows danster

/me says sorry to mamfy but it seems fun

[Mamfy]

/me realises that they're not worth it anyway. So walks off the opposite direction

[Boy_Wonder06]

/me runs upto mamfy and offers a treaty with the condition they exchange hugs? but will she accept?

[*Jess*]

/me looks gormless and eats cake

[Mamfy]

/me thinks Dan is using her and will sexually harass her:P

/me also steals cake:D

[Boy_Wonder06]

/me wants cake .. no fareeeee :(
/me not going to use mamfy, thinks mamfy is cool. :P

[Mamfy]

/me doesn't think Dan deserves a cake let alone a hug

[*Jess*]

/me gives everyone a slice of cake

[Boy_Wonder06]

yay i got cake woohoooo

[Mikhael]

* MIkhael (me) does three back flips and fly kicks Dan *
* then lies on ground rubbing sore toe because he missed and kicked wall *

[Mamfy]

/me offers Mikhael crutches

[Boy_Wonder06]

/me offers mikhael a equally painful toe on the other foot heheheeee. but thinks about it and decides to offer mikhael a one 2 one fight :P mewhahahaaa

[Mikhael]

*Mikhael pulls outlight saberand attacks Danster*



*then thanx mamfy for Crutches *

[Boy_Wonder06]

/me pulls out double light saber and also protects myself with a limited edition force shield... ha now im gonna get you mewhahaa

[Mikhael]

* Mikhael takes out wand and KARZAP !!!!!!! then Mikhael hits him with a giant dildo he found iin raches pocket

[Boy_Wonder06]

/me grabs giant dildo wraps it up and sends it mamfy as a gift then throws rotten eggs at mikhael

[Mikhael]

*Miikhael piks up discarded dildo and throws it at danster *

PS how do u make ur riting like that

[Mamfy]

/me grabs giant dildo wraps it up and sends it mamfy as a gift then throws rotten eggs at mikhael

OI what would I do with a dildo ey?:P

/me sits back laughing

[Boy_Wonder06]

im not sure, your a women im sure you could find some uses. lol

[Mikhael]

/*using a distratiion he does a 3600 degress twist and kicks dan in the belly

[Patriot1776]

"Jumps in and offers Mamfy this treaty."

Since two against one isn't fair offers to help Mamfy against danster and Jess.

All he asks for is that Mamfy sides with him in any future roleplay battles.

[Wandering Soul]

'Sees the flickering light again' "Whoa?!..... Dude"
'Incapcitated for a while due to flickering light'

[Mamfy]

/me doesn't like the way Dan want's to kill me and then stops by giving me a dildo, and then the way patriot want's me all to himself:P Heh heh:D

[Boy_Wonder06]

mamfy is mine all mine mewhahah hands off

/me picks up mamfy and runs off with her to his secret castle which is bright yellow lol!

[*Jess*]

/me sees you stealing mamfy and runs to your castle, which looks a tad like a big custard.

/me manages to steal mamfy back and takes her home.

[Mikhael]

Mikhael helps Take mamfy home then piks fight with random person on road

[Mamfy]

/me feels like people want her:D But is starting to think they want to eat her.... Looks slightly scared:S

[Wandering Soul]

Light stops flickering ahem hey helps mikhail with random dude on side of road heh heh heh loser heh heh light starts blinking again WHOA.... Dude..... blargh (RVB)

[Mikhael]

* asks what the hell is flickering light then Knocks out retarded chav he pick fight with *

[Mamfy]

/me is no better off. She is still confused:S

[Wandering Soul]

(Explaination only: flickering light - a light that turns on and off randomly and repeatly. usually due to faulty wires or light bulb. known to cause seizures (no i dont really have seziures but i do find it entertaining to stare at strobe lights)and what the hell is a chav)

[Mikhael]

a prat that smokes drinks takes drugs wears cheep dulery , drinks " white lightning "and wears chepo trackies , And sometimes lacost but not much

[chickshantel]

*shantel* helps out 2
u don wanna mess with her

[Boy_Wonder06]

im lost, am i teamed up with anyone, or is everyone against me! if so YIKESSSSSSSSSS!

[Mamfy]

/me tells Danny boi that he is with me:D

[Boy_Wonder06]

yay, i have a partner woohoo, a very hot cute and cool one ! :P

[Mamfy]

/me thinks that Dan is lieing but realises that Dan is a cutey baby:)

[Wandering Soul]

snaps out of daze "whoa" 'thinks everyone is psycho' stares at everyone turning his head real slowly "blargh" waits 3 seconds "ya fsckin psychos" goes back into flicking light induced coma "whoa"

[Mikhael]

Seriously m8 wtf are u on about


* Offers to team up with Dan and Mamfy *

[Mamfy]

/me accepts offer and waits for Dan to accept

/me thinks we can now be a 3 some:D

[Boy_Wonder06]

/me accepts immediately, thinks that teh toerh random dude who called us phsycos is maddddddd! :P

[Mamfy]

/me smiles and hugs her partners in crime:P

[Boy_Wonder06]

woohoo, i got a hug :)

[Patriot1776]

Looks at danster73 then looks at Mamfy.

"You two really are psychos"

[*Jess*]

/me looks scared to death*

[Boy_Wonder06]

mamfy may be scary but she isnt a physco :P lol, love your eally mamfy!

/me challenges patriot to a battle mewhahahaa, me and my best fighter and patriot and your best team fighter ... i chose mamfy ! who do you chose!

[|3LaDeVaMPHuNT]

(*I AM THIRSTY. Not thirty. e.e'')

[Mamfy]

Oh

My

Feckin

God

/me looks bewildered then turns to Dan and shouts 'WAR'

[Patriot1776]

Hey! Don't start a war without me.

[Boy_Wonder06]

nor me! what we fighting about again lol

[Mikhael]

*asks for hug then randomly throughs rocks at enimy*

[|3LaDeVaMPHuNT]

`The soldiers break the glass containers. Oxygen meets the compound of white phospherus and the chemical reaction ensues, igniting it into flame. It burns all the peasants and the town.` <3

[Mikhael]

seriously mate wtf u on about

[Patriot1776]

Just let him be. He's obviously in his own little world.

Let's see where was I.

Begins to rapidly fire upon upon the enemy.

Um..who and why are we going to war?

[|3LaDeVaMPHuNT]

:-/ Em...white phospherus is a chemical substance that ignites into flame when it comes into contact with oxygen, which is air... :-/ I broke a glass container holding it..and joor all on fire!!!

[Mikhael]

i no what that is i am doin Chemisty in scool Throughs a Big " bomb" at Patriot

[Patriot1776]

The bomb explodes, but in the traditional John Wayne style I survive and walk out without any sign that I was ever in an explosion.

Takes out a revolver. "Time to settle this once and for all"

[Morazain]

Sit's and watches the fight it just got good.

[turboboust]

ne one still on this roleplay chat

[Boy_Wonder06]

I challenge you all against me (i'll probs lose but neva mind lol)

[Morazain]

Crouching above the danster he is totally unaware of the impending fate that awaits him that's right I drop five waters bombs absoulutely soaking him :)

Not a bad days work

[CraigYohn!]

locks everyone in a room, drops a nuke, now Im off for some cornflakes, Im starving.

[blazeteendanny]

*whacks a wooden sword off dansters hand*

[Boy_Wonder06]

*awakes screaming randomly in pain, stops, see's the numerous amounts of people in the room, and pulls out his gun, whilst backin off into a safe area*

[blazeteendanny]

*throws wooden sword at a random person, then runs head first towards dan*

[Boy_Wonder06]

*puts up brick wall around self, and layers it 10 times, prepares himself for combat, and strips of wasteless clohing leavin on shorts... *

[blazeteendanny]

*throws a grenade at the wall, sending dan flying, then draws out a short and sharp steel saber*

[Boy_Wonder06]

*stands up and regains balance, grabs wooden staf (stronger than any normal wood and completely invincible, cannot be broken ever!!!!) , and prepares for battle*

[blazeteendanny]

-.- a staff...ur joking right? *throws steel saber at dan then looks around for the wooden sword*

[Boy_Wonder06]

*flips and smacks dan with staf, disbaling his movement, leps on top, and sez " do not ever try and battle me mewha, i am the battle master.... and i will always come back to win my battle" packs dan up in a parcel and sends him off to Australia*

[blazeteendanny]

*wakes up in aussie, looks around, find a vicious koala bear, packs it in the package, and send it back to dan* *then i go and catach a plane back to where ever we were fighting*

[Boy_Wonder06]

*takes a transfer to new york, send bear to local zoo, and begins life as normal*

[blazeteendanny]

*arives in new york, opens the loin cage and throws 1 at dan, ten gets mauled by the rest of the lions* ow...

[Boy_Wonder06]

*dan decides that he has enough of the other Dan, and decides to terminate his life!!!!, does a double high kkick to the head, and then performs the chocker, and kills dan* END OF LOL

[blazeteendanny]

*thru some weird mental and magical way i come back to life, only to see a lion looking hungrly at me* oh ....

[blazeteendanny]

*the lion slashes a gaping hole in my chest, but i break its neck befoore it can damage me further. i then skin it alive using its own teeth, then wear its fur as battle armour* dan urr mine *i throw my wooden sword off dans head, causing a small red lump to appear* HAHA! :P

[blazeteendanny]

*stands there in a dead lions body, waiting for dan to realise he's got a lump the size an orange on his head...*

[blazeteendanny]

*walks over to the penguin pen and starts throwing snowballs, only to get slapped by a horde of penguins*

[Morazain]

Taking Himself up from the big explosian earlier I turn around to see a lion standing up and laughing.

I creap up on it it completley unawares of the impending fate that I am about to run him through.

(What I didn't was why he smelled like cabbages) 0o0 ????????????

[blazeteendanny]

*pulls a penguin off the back of my neck, and throws it at Morazain* hehe penguin slap :P

[Morazain]

At that moment an albatrose came and caught the penguin to take it away to become the chapion of that game.

(The smell of cabbages was just getting worst and iot made my eyes water)

[blazeteendanny]

*squirts mora with a super soaker* lol

[Morazain]

Guess it was the super soaker that made me eyes water not the smell of cabbages

[blazeteendanny]

lol

[Morazain]

Making a brash choice I decided to close off my nose to the smell by the use of a peg and turned to face only to see that's right he was kissing lulu. Well he has me right where he wants I'm stunned to move or fight :(

[blazeteendanny]

lulu?

[Morazain]

A 60 year old pop singer who sung baby relite my fire with take that nearly a decade ago

[blazeteendanny]

ok....*throws rotten tomatoe at lulu*

[Artemis]

I come in with a bubble girl suit ready for flying tomatoes and sh*t. I too throw a tomatoe at lulu.

[Boy_Wonder06]

has no idea what is going on, but decided to throw random rotten tomatoes at everyone :D hehe, tomatoe fighttttttt

[Artemis]

Attacks Dan w/ bubble suit on.
Knockin him to the ground

[blazeteendanny]

bubble suit...do i dare ask? *throws flame canister at dan*

[Artemis]

Asks blazDanny for spare flame canisters.
&takes off the bubble suit, so blazDanny dont get ssIkd

[Morazain]

Winded by the site of naked artemis after being shocked I just fall over and everything goes black.

[blazeteendanny]

*frowns and quickly throws a canister inartimeses nekkid face*

[Artemis]

honestly, do u think id wear anything like a TRANSPARENT bubble suit with NOTHING underneath??

<<picks up thrown canister & throws back at Blaze's face 4 false accusations.

[Morazain]

In the deep reccesses of my mind I fall into an incrediable well of power and come with the all mighty...

THAT'S RIGHT POWER FART.

The smell and gas I release is so strong that you can see the smog.

[Artemis]

I put my bubble suit back on in disgust and smile becuzuv Morazain's ingenuity.

[blazeteendanny]

*wipes flames off face before it ignites from the gas of the fart* "dude thats sick and wrong!" *i pick upa blow torch and shoot flames at Mora and arti

[Artemis]

quikly realize blaz's intention & run like hell for cover.
-take off buble suit (w/ I must emphasize, clothing underneath)
-hold hand over nose bcuz it still smells lik fart

[Morazain]

Fire Burning with white hot flair indecrsibable pain I come out to see to see blz frenching arti. Again I lose consiousness.

I just can't ake much more of this

[blazeteendanny]

i pull out a huge gerkin, (pickle) then slap mora with it then run like a moron

[Tim]

*don tim enters*

[iaxa]

Iaxa Slams into the room and kills tim and his spirts.

[blazeteendanny]

*laughs as tim dies then fires a shot at iaxa's head

[iaxa]

*does matrix and dodge the bullet*
kar-me-HHHHAAAAA

*turns super sayian 4*

[blazeteendanny]

laughs as iaxa's hair turns spiked and yellow, then finds and kicks mora for the fun of it

[Artemis]

Arty comes back and sits down to watch the fun
*also laughs wen iaxa's hair burns off

[iaxa]

*blasts all you fawkers*
with my karmeha