Bad words

[metal-maniac-13]

So I've been making up words lately... to call people..
I've came up with alot,
My latest is "condom face"

So, got any words you want to share?
Feel free :)...
This thread is for new bad words..you made up.


Shoot.

[Toko.]

Well I thought was kinda spam but still.

I tend to use the normal ones because if you make ones up they sound stupid. If you were to call me condom face I would laugh and take no insult what so ever.

Toko,

[Say-My-Name!]

I tried looking up insulting words to try and make one up myself, and google brought me this.. Might help some of you come up with your own.. PLUS, this is hilarious.. They're not original bad words or anything, but still.. http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/141/dictionary.jsp :)

Edit: I just found this one.. 'Twonk' - meaning an idiot or fool. Never even heard of it.

[Toko.]

What's the point in insulting people anyway you might as well ingore them or just tell them to fuck off lol

xD

#Toko,

[nu11 & v01d]

I tried looking up insulting words to try and make one up myself, and google brought me this.. Might help some of you come up with your own.. PLUS, this is hilarious.. They're not original bad words or anything, but still.. http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/141/dictionary.jsp :)

Edit: I just found this one.. 'Twonk' - meaning an idiot or fool. Never even heard of it.

The perfect situation:
"Oops, I spilled milk on your backpack."
"Are you some kind of... of... TWONK!?!!?!"

[Leon]

Edit: I just found this one.. 'Twonk' - meaning an idiot or fool. Never even heard of it.I heard twonk years ago when I was a little kid, used to use it too.

[Toko.]

People use the word "twonk" or "twit" round here to replace the word "twat" so I do hear the word, just think it's a lame insult.


#Toko,

[xXxEmo_DaisyxXx]

Slutbunwalla - meaning you silly slut why the fuck are you breathing

[Toko.]

What an insult, I can't say i've heard that one before.

#Toko,

[Leon]

People use the word "twonk" or "twit" round here to replace the word "twat" so I do hear the word, just think it's a lame insult.It wasn't when I was between the ages of 5-10

[Bebot]

Fub = F**ked-up b***h :p
Fart Face= kinda made that up when my sister annoyed me.
Walking fart= stinky person.

[Punk™]

Twat of course. Or noob.

[Say-My-Name!]

Fub = F**ked-up b***h :p
Fart Face= kinda made that up when my sister annoyed me.
Walking fart= stinky person.

If I said "You FUB!!" to someone, they'd laugh in my face! :P Ha..

[Fez]

lol. whatta FUB! :Nat:
i like dat

[lucille]

I call most people cunts and retards. It's a term of endearment though, you know I love you once I question your mental capabilites.

[Say-My-Name!]

Have a read through these.........


bleedin', adj.
an offensive intesifier similar to bloody; polite alternative to f*ckin'
commonly used in British Isles
bloody, adj./adv.
an offensive intensifier used to express anger or derision. (I hate those bloody people.)
commonly used in British Isles
bugger, noun
1. a vulgar term for a person who participates in sodomy.
2. a sympathetic, pitying term for any animate creature. (Look at the poor, hungry bugger.)
3. an expletive (Bugger all!)
commonly used in British Isles
bugger, verb
1. to commit sodomy; loosely used to replace the f-word. (Bugger off!)
2. to mess up, spoil. (Look how I buggered it up.)
commonly used in British Isles
feck, verb
euphemism of other f-word
commonly used in Ireland
shite, noun
excrement; another word for sh*t
commonly used in British Isles
slag off, verb
to criticize or insult someone
commonly used in British Isles
wanker, noun
a disparaging term for a jerk, idiot; a jerk-off. Literally, one who wanks (masturbates).
commonly used in British Isles
div/divvy, noun/adj.
a stupid, foolhardy person; an idiot. (Don't be such a div.)

As an adjective divvy can be used to describe a foolhardy or idiotic action.
commonly used in British Isles
poof/poofter, noun
a homosexual or effiminate man
commonly used in British Isles
arselicker, noun
someone who kisses up; a brown-noser
commonly used in British Isles
berk, noun
Berkshire Hunt/Berkley Hunt = c*nt.

Cockney Rhyming Slang.

Both Berkshire and Berkley are typically pronounced bark. In this case, the first syllable is is pronounced birk. ('E's a right berk.)
commonly used in England
spaz, noun
an idiot or stupid person.

Derived from spastic.
commonly used in British Isles
skanky, adj.
dirty, sometimes smelly, generally disgusting
commonly used in British Isles
go apesh*t, verb
to go mad, crazy.
commonly used in British Isles
sh*tter, noun
toilet, bathroom
commonly used in British Isles
northern monkey, noun
a derogatory term for a person from the north of England.
commonly used in England
twat, noun
an derogatory term for female genatalia, but more commonly used to insult someone. (Bugger off, you twat!)
commonly used in British Isles
bampot, noun
an insane person, a nutter; a fool
commonly used in Scotland
gobshite, noun
idiot, one who speaks shite out of their gob. Literally someone who doesn't know what they are talking about. (That gobshite couldn't find his way out of a pillowcase.)
commonly used in Ireland
plonker, noun
1. Another word for penis
2. An insulting term meaning idiot, fool. (You are a right plonker!)
commonly used in British Isles
knob jockey, noun
a wanker. (You knob jockey!)
commonly used in England
fanny, noun
the vagina (as opposed to the American definition of posterior).

Fanny is also a very common vulgar phrase in Scotland used to describe a worthless individual. (I'm gonnae boot yer baws, ya wee fanny!)
commonly used in British Isles
eejit, noun
idiot; fool. (Ya daft eejit!)
commonly used in Ireland
knobhead, noun
a twit, an idiot. (Stop being such a knobhead.)
commonly used in England
slag, noun
a worthless human being; specifically a premiscuous female, a slut. (That dirty slag shagged my man!)
commonly used in England
bollocking, noun
a reprimand. (My boss gave me the sack after he gave me a right bollocking!)
commonly used in England
wee nyaf (or wee naif), noun
1. an impudent child.
2. a person of diminutive stature who has an obnoxious, over-confident nature.
commonly used in Scotland
girl's blouse, noun
a weak, possibly effeminate, person. (Don't be such a girl's blouse!)
commonly used in England
bollocks, noun
1. testicles
2. nonsense; a general term for something that is viewed in a negative light. (You are talking complete bollocks.)
3. an expletive. (Bollocks, I just stubbed my toe!)
commonly used in British Isles
bent, adj.
criminal, shady.

The term also means gay, homosexual.

This derogatory term is derived from the equally offensive term bender.
commonly used in England
naff, adj.
really bad or useless; unfashionable; something that shows poor judgement. (That new video by Britney is naff.)
commonly used in British Isles
tosser, noun
1. a slang reference to a masturbator.
2. an idiot or moron. (Johnny lost his paycheck on a stupid bet. What a tosser!)
commonly used in British Isles
Get stuffed!
F*** off!
commonly used in British Isles
twonk, noun
a fool, idiot.
commonly used in England
prat, noun
an idiot, an incompetent person. (That's the stupid prat who caused the accident.)
commonly used in England


:rolleyes: Brilliant.

[Punk™]

Twat:
an derogatory term for female genatalia, but more commonly used to insult someone. (Bugger off, you twat!)
commonly used in British Isles

Thats what I say a lot :D