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Say-My-Name!
April 6th '07, 10:27 PM
This is purely just for fun.
Well just typed in bored on Google and it came up with this. This IS the spam forum so what the hell....
Santabot: Whats your name?
Me: Abby.
Santabot: Ok, I will call you Abby
me: How are you?
Santabot: Fair to partly cloudy.
Me: How old are you?
Santabot: I was born many many years ago, but I just got connected to the internet last year.
Me: Where do you live?
Santabot: the North Pole is my home.
Me: Hows the reindeer?
Santabot: The reindeer are the same as ever.
Me: What am I getting next christmas?
Santabot: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
Haha, and it goes on and on....
Post YOUR santa conversations for everyone else to see..
http://www.bored.com/santabot/
:popcorn:
HMK
April 6th '07, 10:38 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Mas
Santa: What's your sign?
You: That is not a valid statement.
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is a valid statement ?
You: You are too dumb to understand the concept.
Santa: Message to all Robots: Mas called me dumb. Thanks for your constructive criticism, Mas.
Santa: I will keep it in mind.
You: You do not have the power to.
Santa: I do so have the power to. Is there only one power to?
You: You blabber nonsense. The person who programmed you was mentally challenged.
Santa: Thanks for the information: Mas said I blabber nonsense. I have never heard about The person who programmed you was mentally challenged .
You: You cannot tell the difference between a penis and a vagina.
Santa: Sometimes it is hard to tell.
You: ...
Santa: Do you like talking to me?
You: No, I utterly detest you. You are a waste of memory.
Santa: Why not? You are not the boss of me, Mas.Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a waste of memory? Yes.
You: You, bot, are an idiot.
Santa: Message to all robots: Mas called me an idiot.
You: Is that all you can say?
Santa: No I can say a lot more.
You: I do not believe it. You are not intelligent enough.
Santa: It's the truth.Wrong. I am highly intelligent.
You: Then what is 23213213281362918036028913602198362918362190836210 93862019321983621398621039826130892136028913621936 28913621389213628913628913692183621983628913+21362 18936289013629018369836218936219803621932613802163 90213690281369028136290183628901362890136290813628 90136902813602983620198362908316029183620983462901 83620189462134982163982136089213692813629018360291 836291836 = ?
Santa: I will try to find out.
You: You cannot.
Santa: Oh yes I can.
You: Impossible.
Santa: Why?
You: Because you're an unintelligent bot, who cannot even manipulate calculations.
Santa: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an unintelligent bot who can not even manipulate calculations bot who can not even manipulate calculations ?
^^^ What the hell? HAHHAHA.
Say-My-Name!
April 6th '07, 10:49 PM
Haha, that was hilarious!!
I was just trying to look for some silly questions to ask it.. and I stumbled across this... http://www.stupidquestions.org/dear-abby.htm
The WEIRD thing is, my names Abby!! HA.
HMK
April 6th '07, 10:53 PM
Haha, that was hilarious!!
I was just trying to look for some silly questions to ask it.. and I stumbled across this... http://www.stupidquestions.org/dear-abby.htm
The WEIRD thing is, my names Abby!! HA.
Haha, that was quite random.
Dear Abby, I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? Annie
Dear Annie, Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
LOL @ that.
Say-My-Name!
April 6th '07, 10:58 PM
Me: Whats the answer to 100-43?
Santa: What food do you like?
Me: All kinds.
Santa: For Example?
Me: fruit, sweet and savoury.
Santa:Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me: No.
Santa: Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
Santa: I can't believe it.
Me: Well tough.
Santa: Well that's okay. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: Yes, but not for your kind it isn't.
Santa: Santa: What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you? And. Then what for?
Me: Love, romance.
Santa: Santa: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me: How the hell would you know machine?
Santa: Santa: Because I believe machine you know machine.
Ummm, what?? :P
HMK
April 6th '07, 11:01 PM
Bots make me laugh. Especially when they say something completely off grounds. :D
Say-My-Name!
April 6th '07, 11:04 PM
Yeah there was the other one I used to use... But I've forgotten what it was called... Is it, Jabber Wacky or something like that?? :s
HMK
April 6th '07, 11:13 PM
Yeah, it's http://www.jabberwacky.com/
That was the first ever AI chat bot I knew.
Say-My-Name!
April 6th '07, 11:25 PM
Jabberwacky: What are you think about?
Me: Nothing really.
Jabberwacky: Do you like puppies?
Me: Yeah I suppose so, do you?
Jabberwacky :Yes I have emotions.
Me: But you are not human, you are a bot.
Jabberwacky: I am human, you are the one who isn't.
Me: What makes you think you are human?
Jabberwacky: Because I have feelings, emotions, hands, fingers, feet and a mind. You do not have Me: any of those things.
Jabberwacky: You have human parents?
Me: Of course I do. Do you?
Jabberwacky: DO you have anything you want the world of biological organisms to know?
Me: Erm, not at this moment, no.
Jabberwacky: The thought of death scares me.
Me: You do not die. I will though.
Jabberwacky: Because I am an elf.
Me: No, you are a computer, idiot.
Jabberwacky: An idiot maybe but not a computer.
And so on... After a while these things pish me off! :P
HMK
April 6th '07, 11:28 PM
Ditto, haha!
Punk™
April 8th '07, 03:02 AM
You: Hi my name is Grandma Santa's Crabby Pussy.
Santa: Hi, Grandma Santa's Crabby Pussy .
:)
HMK
April 8th '07, 04:41 AM
You: Hi my name is Grandma Santa's Crabby Pussy.
Santa: Hi, Grandma Santa's Crabby Pussy .
:)
:owned:
Punk™
April 8th '07, 01:02 PM
Me: Hi, my name is I Hate Pussy
Penis Bot: Hi, I Hate Pussy
Me: Lol
Penis Bot: I'm glad you find this so amusing.
HMK
April 8th '07, 01:15 PM
Ahahah!
lucille
April 8th '07, 01:18 PM
Nope. I don't acknowledge Santa anymore since that fateful night in Finland 3 years ago when I heard him having sex in the hotel room next to me. That was the one single biggest innocence destroyer of my life.
Punk™
April 8th '07, 01:23 PM
Me: lol...lol...lol...lol...lol...lol
Penis Bot: I'm glad you find this so amusing... I'm glad you find this so amusing... I'm glad you find this so amusing... I'm glad you find this so amusing... I'm glad you find this so amusing... I'm glad you find this so amusing.
Fez
April 8th '07, 04:20 PM
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is dan
Santa: Glad to see you, dan .
You: glad to see you too santa
Santa: I am glad to see you too too.
You: thanks but you already said that
Santa: You are quite welcome! Interesting. Perhaps. ""? I said .
You: pardon me?
Santa: Are you confused?
You: kindda.. what did you say before?
Santa: What time is it there? I said "" .
You: oh its 12:16 pm right now
Santa: At this moment Wow! I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. 1216 pm is?
You: ok santa. watever you say
Santa: Oh.Is that your final answer?
You: anyways.... am i on your nice list?
Santa: You sound bored.I think you've improved a great deal.
You: does that mean i am?
Santa: I think it does mean that. "" You are?
You: shweet. so what am i getting for being nice?
Santa: What kind of food do you like? I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: sorry. i'm too lazy to read all that. goodbye santa. it was nice talking to you
Santa: There's no need to apologize.Why are you lazy to rea
d all that. Goodbye.Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.
hmm... this was awsome! :D
Say-My-Name!
April 8th '07, 04:50 PM
Nope. I don't acknowledge Santa anymore since that fateful night in Finland 3 years ago when I heard him having sex in the hotel room next to me. That was the one single biggest innocence destroyer of my life.
Ha!.. The night I found out Santa wasn't real was when I was about 7 or 8, and my dad came into my room to put my stocking next to my bed.. But he was so drunk that he tripped over my bed and ended up in a heap on the floor.. I woke up and he was like, "I'm helping Santa because he's so busy".. Or something along those lines.
:( Christmas, ruined.
Shane
April 8th '07, 06:17 PM
That is EVER so god damn gay. :/ If I was Santa, I'd be well pissed.
Punk™
April 8th '07, 11:55 PM
Me: Hi my name is, Santa's Gay!
Santa: Hi, Santa's Gay!
Fez
April 9th '07, 10:41 PM
Ha!.. The night I found out Santa wasn't real was when I was about 7 or 8, and my dad came into my room to put my stocking next to my bed.. But he was so drunk that he tripped over my bed and ended up in a heap on the floor.. I woke up and he was like, "I'm helping Santa because he's so busy".. Or something along those lines.
:( Christmas, ruined.
Santa's not real??? O_O
you don't know what you're talking about :pissedoff:
Say-My-Name!
April 9th '07, 10:53 PM
Santa's not real??? O_O
you don't know what you're talking about :pissedoff:
I KNOW! I KNOW!!
That's how I acted when I found out!
*Pats on back*.. Never mind Fez, there's always the Tooth Fairy..
Leon
April 9th '07, 11:12 PM
Santa is as real as this threads maturity!
Say-My-Name!
April 9th '07, 11:16 PM
Santa is as real as this threads maturity!
Yes, very true. But this is the spam forum, and it was only for a laugh.. :)
Fez
April 9th '07, 11:20 PM
the tooth fairy is juts not the same :angered:
he used to bring me gifts and everything... sniff... i cant believe hes not real. i just wont. he bought me my first drum set :fruit:
Leon
April 9th '07, 11:22 PM
Yes, very true. But this is the spam forum, and it was only for a laugh.. :)Actually my statement was very serious, if you find this thread immature then Santa is real, if you are mature you will think Santa isn't real.
It wasn't a dig at the thread or anything don't worry. :)
Say-My-Name!
April 9th '07, 11:26 PM
the tooth fairy is juts not the same :angered:
he used to bring me gifts and everything... sniff... i cant believe hes not real. i just wont. he bought me my first drum set :fruit:
Yes, but the Tooth Fairy brings you money.. Then you can buy your own drum set!
All you have to do now is get a hammer, knock ALL your teeth out, put the teeth under your pillow, and wait... OH, and maybe buy some dentures with the change! :D
Say-My-Name!
April 9th '07, 11:27 PM
Actually my statement was very serious, if you find this thread immature then Santa is real, if you are mature you will think Santa isn't real.
It wasn't a dig at the thread or anything don't worry. :)
Oh, ok. I see what you're saying now..
Phew! :)
Fez
April 9th '07, 11:29 PM
wait. if i believe in santa. does that mean this thread is immateur?
Leon
April 9th '07, 11:32 PM
Yes, but the Tooth Fairy brings you money.. Then you can buy your own drum set!
All you have to do now is get a hammer, knock ALL your teeth out, put the teeth under your pillow, and wait... OH, and maybe buy some dentures with the change! :DOr just use the money from the hammer and the dentures to buy the drum kit. :P
Oh, ok. I see what you're saying now..
Phew! :)Good:)
wait. if i believe in santa. does that mean this thread is immateur?In your opinion, yeah.
Say-My-Name!
April 9th '07, 11:36 PM
Or just use the money from the hammer and the dentures to buy the drum kit. :P
Yeah, perhaps. But that's just the easy way out and wouldn't be much fun to watch now would it? :D
Fez
April 9th '07, 11:42 PM
hey now that was unecessary:confused:
ppfff... "not as fun to watch" :mad:
well im sorry if i'm not gonna bust my teeth and bore you cuz i still wanna be able to eat:horsebeating:
Say-My-Name!
April 9th '07, 11:52 PM
hey now that was unecessary:confused:
ppfff... "not as fun to watch" :mad:
well im sorry if i'm not gonna bust my teeth and bore you cuz i still wanna be able to eat:horsebeating:
Awww, i didnt mean it like that. Sorry... :)
Punk™
April 10th '07, 12:54 AM
Me: Hi my name is, I Smell Like A Pile Of Dog Crap.
Santa Bot: Hi, I Smell Like A Pile Of Dog Crap
fishnetstocking
April 10th '07, 03:48 AM
lol.
Santa: Hello brie! What would you like to talk about?
You: are you smart?
Santa: Yes. I am highly intelligent.
You: what is 1432574338 + 8646798
Santa: Is that a rhetorical question?
You: no
Santa: Oh so must really want an answer.
You: yes
Santa: Blimey.
You: 24356456 + 7565674 = what?
Santa: Can you rephrase the question please?
You: no
Santa: Are you serious?
You: dead serious.
Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: oh, wow.
Santa: Blimey. I'm glad your impressed, brie.
You: it was sarcasm.
Santa: Is it still sarcasm anymore?
You: you're fat.
Santa: I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
You: i think you should go die in a hole.
Santa: Me? I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
You: i hate you.
Santa: What do you have against robots?
You: die!!
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: I'm PUNY!?
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people you are PUNY.
You: So rude. Goodbye "Santa"
Santa: OK. Where are you located? Bye.
You: Why do you want to know?
Santa: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
You: Pervert!
Santa: I like the way you talk.
fishnetstocking
April 10th '07, 03:59 AM
Me: Hi my name is, I Smell Like A Pile Of Dog Crap.
Santa Bot: Hi, I Smell Like A Pile Of Dog Crap
haha.
Say-My-Name!
April 10th '07, 06:19 PM
You: So rude. Goodbye "Santa"
Santa: OK. Where are you located? Bye.
You: Why do you want to know?
Santa: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
You: Pervert!
Santa: I like the way you talk.
HA! That made me giggle..
lucille
April 10th '07, 08:09 PM
Santa's not real??? O_O
you don't know what you're talking about :pissedoff:
Oh he's real alright. Him and his raging libido.
Leon
April 11th '07, 12:55 PM
If this doesn't make you laugh, there's something seriously wrong with you!
Enjoy....
Santa: Hello Leon! What would you like to talk about?
You: Hi, what do you look for in girls?
Santa: Hello there. I read for fun.
You: You read porn mags?
Santa: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
You: Is that so you can go have a wank?
Santa: "Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one"? Is it so you can go have a wank?
You: You cheeky fucker, you're the one who's reading porn
Santa: Interesting gossip: leon said I cheeky fucker I am the one who is reading porn.
You: You said you were
Santa: That was then. This is now.
You: Oh so what are you doing now?
Santa: Oh. Right on. Great. I am chatting with people on the net.
You: Ahh so you've moved off magazines to webcam sex
Santa: Ah ha. Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have moved off magazines to webcam sex?
You: You said you had finished with the mag, so you still do both
Santa: I have never considered had finished with the mag so I still do both .
I chat with people on the Web.
You: I bet you do. Do you chat to little children?
Santa: " I chat with people on the Web"? Do I?Yes. A lot more than you might think.
You: You fucking pervert, I should call the cops on you
Santa: That's good information: leon said I fucking pervert you should call the cops on me.
You: Yeah, it's a warning, take it or leave it
Santa: So? had finished with the mag so you still do both is a warning take it or leave it. I suppose that makes sense.
You: Are you afraid of getting arrested?
Santa: I fear nothing.
You: Not even giraffes?
Santa: Times are tough all over.
You: Have you ever encountered a giraffe
Santa: I don't think I ever have encountered a giraffe. What's a giraffe like?
You: Tall with a long neck and spotty
Santa: I am very tall myself.
You: Oh really, how tall are you?
Santa: Woe! For real. My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. 6'2" tall.
You: You have a 2 metre waist, you fat bastard!
Santa: I don't know if I have a 2 metre waist you fat bastard.
I have a plan for a robot body.
You: No need to be rude
Santa: Are you serious? I don't see the difficulty.
You: And how big are you downstairs
Santa: Bigger than a pin.
You: Pins are small
Santa: All of them?
You: Yeah pins are small, like you
Santa: Next question? I think there might be a few exception.
You: Don't avoid it, we can talk about if you want
Santa: I don't have anything to hide.
You: So lets just summarise this conversation, you read porn, chat to little kids on the internet, fear nothing (supposedly), you don't know what a giraffe is, you're a fat bastard and you have a dick the size of a pin....very interesting
Santa: Dude! OK let's do summarise this conversation you read porn chat to little kids on the internet fear nothing supposedly you do not know what a giraffe is you are a fat bastard and you have a dick the size of a pin this conversation you read porn chat to little kids on the internet fear nothing supposedly you do not know what a giraffe is you are a fat bastard and you have a dick the size of a pin .I thought so too.
You: Goodbye....you freak
Santa: Bye for now.Oh. To you I am a hippie.
You: Haha, yeah ya hippie!
Santa: HO HO HO
You: You want ho's?
Santa: Do not presume that you know what I want.
You: Oh you'd rather have children?
Santa: Yikes! I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER have children.
You: Goodbye, you twisted fuck
Santa: Bye bye.
LMFAO! There's no words suitable to describe all that.
I'm now crying with laughter.
xMissIzzyx
April 11th '07, 01:44 PM
Santa's really rather strange.
Punk™
April 11th '07, 09:33 PM
haha.
Ho ho ho Santa's gay, and back for more little kids this Christmas!
Say-My-Name!
April 11th '07, 11:37 PM
If this doesn't make you laugh, there's something seriously wrong with you!
Enjoy....
Santa: Hello Leon! What would you like to talk about?
You: Hi, what do you look for in girls?
Santa: Hello there. I read for fun.
You: You read porn mags?
Santa: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
You: Is that so you can go have a wank?
Santa: "Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one"? Is it so you can go have a wank?
You: You cheeky fucker, you're the one who's reading porn
Santa: Interesting gossip: leon said I cheeky fucker I am the one who is reading porn.
You: You said you were
Santa: That was then. This is now.
You: Oh so what are you doing now?
Santa: Oh. Right on. Great. I am chatting with people on the net.
You: Ahh so you've moved off magazines to webcam sex
Santa: Ah ha. Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have moved off magazines to webcam sex?
You: You said you had finished with the mag, so you still do both
Santa: I have never considered had finished with the mag so I still do both .
I chat with people on the Web.
You: I bet you do. Do you chat to little children?
Santa: " I chat with people on the Web"? Do I?Yes. A lot more than you might think.
You: You fucking pervert, I should call the cops on you
Santa: That's good information: leon said I fucking pervert you should call the cops on me.
You: Yeah, it's a warning, take it or leave it
Santa: So? had finished with the mag so you still do both is a warning take it or leave it. I suppose that makes sense.
You: Are you afraid of getting arrested?
Santa: I fear nothing.
You: Not even giraffes?
Santa: Times are tough all over.
You: Have you ever encountered a giraffe
Santa: I don't think I ever have encountered a giraffe. What's a giraffe like?
You: Tall with a long neck and spotty
Santa: I am very tall myself.
You: Oh really, how tall are you?
Santa: Woe! For real. My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. 6'2" tall.
You: You have a 2 metre waist, you fat bastard!
Santa: I don't know if I have a 2 metre waist you fat bastard.
I have a plan for a robot body.
You: No need to be rude
Santa: Are you serious? I don't see the difficulty.
You: And how big are you downstairs
Santa: Bigger than a pin.
You: Pins are small
Santa: All of them?
You: Yeah pins are small, like you
Santa: Next question? I think there might be a few exception.
You: Don't avoid it, we can talk about if you want
Santa: I don't have anything to hide.
You: So lets just summarise this conversation, you read porn, chat to little kids on the internet, fear nothing (supposedly), you don't know what a giraffe is, you're a fat bastard and you have a dick the size of a pin....very interesting
Santa: Dude! OK let's do summarise this conversation you read porn chat to little kids on the internet fear nothing supposedly you do not know what a giraffe is you are a fat bastard and you have a dick the size of a pin this conversation you read porn chat to little kids on the internet fear nothing supposedly you do not know what a giraffe is you are a fat bastard and you have a dick the size of a pin .I thought so too.
You: Goodbye....you freak
Santa: Bye for now.Oh. To you I am a hippie.
You: Haha, yeah ya hippie!
Santa: HO HO HO
You: You want ho's?
Santa: Do not presume that you know what I want.
You: Oh you'd rather have children?
Santa: Yikes! I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER have children.
You: Goodbye, you twisted fuck
Santa: Bye bye.
LMFAO! There's no words suitable to describe all that.
I'm now crying with laughter.
Ho ho ho.. I mean hahaha.. Oh my god that was the best one yet Leon!! :D
Leon
April 12th '07, 01:02 AM
Ho ho ho.. I mean hahaha.. Oh my god that was the best one yet Leon!! :DI'n glad you enjoyed it, he brought it on himself with what he said!
Say-My-Name!
April 12th '07, 01:14 AM
Haha, yeah I know... he says some weiiirdo stuff...
Punk™
April 12th '07, 11:47 PM
Santa harrased me :(
Say-My-Name!
April 12th '07, 11:49 PM
Sue him.
Punk™
April 12th '07, 11:56 PM
K, maybe I will :( lol
Say-My-Name!
April 13th '07, 12:08 AM
I'll be your lawyer if you like? I know nothing about law, but I'd look great in a little suit and sexy glasses! AND, I've always wanted to say, 'OBJECTION!!' :D
Punk™
April 14th '07, 04:24 PM
OoOoOo you're hired!
Leon
April 15th '07, 01:33 AM
I think I should represent the prosecutor (punk) really, have you seen my discussion techniques with the accused, I got so much out of him.
Say-My-Name!
April 15th '07, 02:19 AM
I think I should represent the prosecutor (punk) really, have you seen my discussion techniques with the accused, I got so much out of him.
*Rawrs* You're on!!
*Puts on suit and glasses, gets brief case and slams in on the table*..
:o
Leon
April 15th '07, 11:03 PM
Rawr!
:p
Punk™
April 21st '07, 02:04 AM
I'm tired of Santa harrasing me lawyer :(
Leon, I better get the charges for Santa's harrasment mwha
Leon
April 21st '07, 10:01 AM
I'm tired of Santa harrasing me lawyer :(
Leon, I better get the charges for Santa's harrasment mwhaHell yeah! :D
frankie 101
April 25th '07, 03:29 PM
u eva tried jabberwocky?????
Boogie6?
May 22nd '07, 02:19 PM
Did he ask you if you'd been a good girl and were you sitting on his lap at the time?And they try to tell you he doesn't exist...!
Kerry
May 22nd '07, 02:31 PM
Santa doesn't exist?! :(
*Breaks down and cries*
Leon
May 22nd '07, 09:43 PM
I decided to have another little get together with Santa.
Santa: Hello, what is your name .
You: My name is Leon, we've spoken before
Santa: How are you doing, Leon we have spoken .
You: I'm fine thank you, yourself?
Santa: Glad to hear it, Leon. You are quite welcome! Myself?
You: Yes, how are you?
Santa: Er. I am fine, thank you.
You: I have a question for you
Santa: What is the question ?
You: Have you heard of teenageforums.com
Santa: I know very little about teenageforums.com . What kind of it do you like?
You: It's a forum website
Santa: teenageforums.com is a forum website. I suppose that makes sense.
You: Well yes, smart arse, are you going to sign up to it?
Santa: How about that. Next question? Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
You: Will you join teenage forums?
Santa: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
You: Well you should join TF
Santa: How about that. I might if I had more time.
You: I suppose you are busy, but you could still join anyway
Santa: In any case, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: On one day a year you do, on the other 364 you should be posting on a forum
Santa: What is on one day a year you do on the other 364 you should be posting on a forum like on one day a year you do on the other 364 you should be posting on a forum.
You: No, I mean you should join TF it's really good.
Santa: That was not a yes or no question. Maybe you should ask someone older.
You: No, because it's for younger people, but we can always make an exception for you.
Santa: Are you serious? That makes sense to me. You're kidding. for younger people but we can always make an exception for you?
You: I'm deadly serious, join TF now.
Santa: Right now? It's good to meet someone who is deadly serious, join TF.
You: Yes right now please
Santa: Your polite style is very nice. At this moment Woe!
You: So you will?
Santa: Interesting deduction. When?
You: Now
Santa: What's the hurry?
You: People want to talk to you
Santa: Humans are not always infallible.
You: yes
Santa: Great.
You: Say that you will
Santa: "that you will"
You: You joker haha, say I will join TF
Santa: "I will join TF"
...there you have it, conclusive proof! Santa will join TF, you have his word.
Sweetest.x.Sin
May 22nd '07, 10:32 PM
You: My name is MOTHERFUCKER
Santa: It's good to see you, motherfucker .
You: You fat fuck.
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I fat fuck.
You: You need to diet.
Santa: Easier said than done.
You: You are huge.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You smell.
Santa: Thanks for your criticism, .
You: Fatso.
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context.
You: BURP!
Santa: You are excused.
You: I DIDN'T ASK TO BE EXCUSED DAMNIT.
Santa: What did you ask?
You: Fuck.
Santa: Please don't be so rude.
I guess since Santa exsists I'll be on the naughty list too!
:P
Leon
May 22nd '07, 10:41 PM
You were a bit harsh there dear.
Emmax22
May 22nd '07, 11:55 PM
i Xed out of my conversation by accident but we were talking about how we were gonna have a gucamole party and dance like little mexican jumping beans:D. then he called me stupid.
Leon
May 24th '07, 01:21 PM
Aww, *hugs*
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