Rotten apples

[Mamfy]

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the trees.
The boys don't want to reach for
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along. The one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Cutey ey?:p

[lil_sawa]

thats like me, i cant seem to get a bf, i spose i jus have to wait for the right one to come along, hmm..... when will that be *thinks*

mayb it has somethin to do with my lack in confidence and im kinda shy when it comes to lads

[claire]

ditto, i am exactly the same! It will happen one day, were all young there's plenty of time!

[xxrachxx]

thats cute!!

[Bob!]

Cept when u do climb to the "top of the tree", no matter how feckin big, the "sweet apple" at the top preferres to jus piss off an drop down to the dudes at the bottom anyways.

Hate fookin femenist chain things grrr.

[BleedBlack]

ohhh.. that's damn sweet

[The Wheel]

why rotten ones?

[Mamfy]

Hate fookin femenist chain things grrr.

Sorry dudeicle

No can do:D

[Bob!]

Sorry dudeicle

No can do:D

It was a statement not a question http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3072/blink.gif

[manutd 4 ever]

awww...now aint that cute...:rolleyes:











yeee god.....

[Mamfy]

It was a statement not a question http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3072/blink.gif

I never said it was a question:confused:

[God.]

I believe that some of the ones at the top don't always deserve to be there. The ones at the bottom, although 'rotten' probably will taste nicer in the end, if you get below the skin. Some of the ones at the top are only there because of the amount of helium their head holds, making them rise slowly to the top.
This Theory is why I have no friends.
But Cathy Hayes can easily go to the top, for her inner beauty is what I fell for, her stunning beauty is just a bonus. (Anyone know her?) I do.

[Mamfy]

(Anyone know her?) I do.

I guessed you might know her...

[God.]

just a bit. :)

[Bob!]

Heres some parts of one of those chain mails thats always goin round and i'm sick of em now so lets put these into a more realistic fashion lol.


Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Reason: Enables you to scout out the "real" guys by giving you something to compare them with, so you can feel satisfied by going off with the guy who introduced himself with, "OREYT SEXYLEGS, WANNA SHAG?"

I mean seriously, nowdays the word Beautiful is almost forgotten, and expecially its meaning is lol, it would hardly have an effect anymore even if it was truly meant.


Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Reason: So you either make him the one chasing after you, or so you can tell him to FO, and get to hang up on him again.


Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Reason: So you can make the poor bastard feel tired as well, or have him awake and ready just incase you wake up and need him.


Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead
Reason: So you get to tell him where you really want him kissin.


Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats
Reason: So you can complain that he's using you as a "trophy bird".


Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Reason: Well if you found a guy that wouldn't hold your hand in front of his friends, there would definately be something wrong lol.


Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Reason: So you feel special and can remind him that yeah he is lucky, so he better keep up the effort.


Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "..that's her."
Reason: Because it gives you a chance to be introduced to his friends, and one of them might be quite hot...


Some bits o that might be a lil harsh and I realise it doesn't apply to everyone, but its more close to the truth then all that BS thats in most of these emails lol :rolleyes:

[Mamfy]

I hate the emails like that. Forward emails get on my nerves.

I never read them

[Hugga-Bear]

yay well said bob :)

[Sponge'K'nob]

thats well sweet.......im stealing it

[Shane]

thats well sweet.......im stealing it
Why would you want to steal THAT?! :S

[Sponge'K'nob]

you wouldnt understand....ever

[Shane]

you wouldnt understand....ever
Bob has just explained it all! :P

What won't I understand? :S

[Sponge'K'nob]

bob?
and nothing shane....

[Shane]

You were on about the stuff Bob posted right?

[Sponge'K'nob]

i didnt read all what bob put......i ment the apple, the first post in this thread

[Shane]

Oh, I never actually read all way through a few threads. Just reply to the most recent stuff.

And I am very good at 'climbing trees'! ;)

[Sponge'K'nob]

ok then lol

[Shane]

ok then lol
I really did think you were on about stealing the post that Bob had made and emailing it on or something :P

[Sponge'K'nob]

nooooooooooo, im not that foolish<<<<<what an old fashioned word