How do I give a blowjob?

[Guestx5]

ok my b/f wants me to give him a blow job! but i really dont know what im doing! any advice?

[o_O]

..suck on the testes and then blow as hard as you can down his urethra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra).

[Gemski]

LMAO NO!!!
Don't listen to him
you're not supposed to blow :O
!
You can google blowjobs and get ltos o' info

[iaxa]

suck and pluck?

[Riccardo]

Just ask your mom for some pointers

[Xylaphonic]

Ask him how he likes it and then do what he says!

[Shakedown]

Just ask your mom for some pointers
lmfao!!
pssh...make as little use of teeth as possible!

[Kate]

Just ask your mom for some pointers
I agree, ask her how yo pappa liked it, and add "biittcccch!" to the end of her sentences :D

[Nintendus]

LMAO NO!!!
Don't listen to him
you're not supposed to blow :O
!
You can google blowjobs and get ltos o' info
And lots of porn sites.

It's not a very hard thing to do however. Just don't start off too harsly, we could just use vacuum cleaners for that (Dyson, no loss of suction).

[Darts]

Ouch lol.

NO TEETH. Be gentle. Tongue action is good. Tbh it's a bit weird asking people to describe their technique on a forum, why not learn like everyone else? You can't be told how to perform sexual acts really. And are you really going to depend on what people on a forum tell you all your life? GET OUT THERE AND LIVE!!

My inspirational work for today is done. :D

[Nintendus]

Ouch lol.

NO TEETH. Be gentle. Tongue action is good. Tbh it's a bit weird asking people to describe their technique on a forum, why not learn like everyone else? You can't be told how to perform sexual acts really. And are you really going to depend on what people on a forum tell you all your life? GET OUT THERE AND LIVE!!

My inspirational work for today is done. :D
I'm inspired. I'm going to go out and give the best darn blowjob I have ever given.

Wait, hold on...

[Darts]

Lmfao, it was THAT inspiring?

[Emmax22]

first start sucking his dick, but start slow at first and then get faster.
but just remember dont use your teeth!!!
and then you should start using your tongue....its not that hard. ;)

[Shakedown]

yea...pretty much what Emma said + make alot of use of your hands in between in order too gain maximum stimulation. Oh yea and LOOK AT HIM, not the ground....

[Sweetest.x.Sin]

You don't have to do that unless you are comfortable with it if he can't wait for you fuck him he's not worth it and that's probably all he's after.
But if you want to what you do is practice on sucking on a bottle, or a banana first. Then you suck on his dick with your lips and suck on it like you would with a lollipop, lick it to add spice, maybe masage it with your fingers while you're holding it and sucking it to add more spice to it.

[Darts]

Really bad visions of chilli powder then. :S lol

[Fez]

..suck on the testes and then blow as hard as you can down his urethra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra).


haha how do you give a blow job?
"you blow on it " rofl.. priceless