dear mum...

[manutd 4 ever]

A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom & sees a letter over the bed.

With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Dear
Mum

It is with great regret & sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, with all his
piercing & tattoos & his big motorcycle. But it’s not only that
mum, I’m pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his
trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that’s one of my dreams. I’ve learned that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone & we’ll
be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all
the cocaine & ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we’ll pray for
the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves
it.
Don’t worry Mum, I’m 15 years old now & I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I’ll visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,



Judith




PS: I’m kidding. I’m at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than the school’s report card
that’s in my desk drawer...I love you!

[Shane]

I am going to get someone to try that one! :P

Seemed like the typical worst teenage slag life possible! :P

[Bob!]

Rofl yeah, class. good way of showin the worst circumstance though :D

And shane why did u turn this green, it was good before lol > :P

[Shane]

Did not have a stongue smilie before! I did not know it was green tbh. looked orange to me! I hate being colorblind!

I am getting an orange one now!