Fucking Hell

[Kate]

What did i ever do to you, Uterus? Absolutely nothing, yet you're throwing out pains that could annhilate the whole of the Russian Army.
ARGH. So annoying you are, go pick beef with some other girl, i'd rather be infertile for a few days plzkthanks :(
Why do men get it so easy?

[Sponge'K'nob]

I say that every month...

[Kate]

Its awful :(
Theres like next to nothing you can do either.

[Sponge'K'nob]

I know.
It is well harsh!

[VampyrMaggot]

hot water bottle (Y)

[sniffer]

Sleep over it. :p

[Insomniac]

Thanks for sharing the news Kate :)

[Kerry]

Paracetamol?

[lucille]

Kate's uterus is now on the list.

[*Jess*]

Poor Kate's uterus.

We also have to be the ones to bear a child and get fat cos of it. As if our monthly deeds didn't bloat us enough.

[~Wayne~]

Get over it xD

[Kate]

Get over it xD

:O
You do realise my uterus feels like its had plastic explosives jammed into it :|

My dearest Brain - Waynes on the shitlist, too.

[lucille]

Don't worry, I pre-empted that my darling.

I hate guys who don't understand period pains. Last month I spent half an hour in the fetal position crying and moaning. And I don't feel pain, I'm hardcore.

[Kate]

:O!
When we become God (yes, we will form into one single being at some point in the future) period pains will be destrooooyyyeedddd.
Men will endure then instead, but groinal pains i think, ahh yes, and sore nipples.

[lucille]

I like the sound of that.

But, you know what really helps?

Ben and Jerry's Double chocolate brownie fudge frozen yoghurt.

[*Jess*]

Get over it xD

Its akin to a constant kicking in the balls. And you blokes never stop whining about that. So shush

[Kate]

Caramel Choo Choos my favourite :D
Hold on, i'm going raiding the kitchen freezer for some.

Ben & Jerrys, hmmmmm :D

[Tim]

Get over it xD
:agree:

[*Jess*]

Men are mean just because they don't have uterus' to make them sensitive.

[PrincessAlice]

chocolate and painkillers work a treat

[*Jess*]

I always find lying in a weird and wonderful position works.
Finding the position is the hard part.

[black_sheep]

yay for me not having any period pains :D
*waits to get in the shitlist too*

[*Jess*]

*Kicks you in the uterus* :P

[Kate]

BRAINNNNNNNNNN - the black sheep characters on the shit list too.

[oOoBubblesoOo]

Painkillers such as ibuprofen .
Chocolate accompanied by caffeine .
Marmite.
Brazil nuts.
Lie on a hot wattle bottle.
Foods with Magnesium is actually good for paranoia and all sorts of fears. foods like green veggies, fruit, wholewheat stuff, nuts and seeds, bananas and peanut butter.

[oOoBubblesoOo]

Get over it xD

No uterus no opinion.
:p

[Menace]

My heart goes out to your uterus pain. :P

:D

[lucille]

BRAINNNNNNNNNN - the black sheep characters on the shit list too.

Done and done.

I've got a mighty lot of recorder playing ahead of me.

[xMissIzzyx]

I've been screaming that to myself all fucking day, I even threw up with the pain :(

[Kerry]

I've been screaming that to myself all fucking day, I even threw up with the pain :(
Wow, ouch. :|
Aww. :( *Hugs*

[Sweetest.x.Sin]

Feed your uteris peanuts. :D
Everything and everyone loves peanuts. That'll make it happy.

[oOoBubblesoOo]

Feed your uteris peanuts. :D
Everything and everyone loves peanuts. That'll make it happy.
Excluding me- I hate all forms of nuts :)

[tf_arl_90]

Guys may not have to deal with the physical pain, but they have to deal with the whining, complaining, and mood swings.

But do I think we can call it even? No, I don't think so.

My heart goes out to your uterus.

[Daniella™]

I agree. It sucks being a woman sometimes.

[Will1206]

carm down people.lol.

[*Jess*]

carm down people.lol.
No, we have PMS

[Will1206]

pms???

[Daniella™]

Our period lol

[Will1206]

knew that i was testing u... *looks around romm guitily*

[Daniella™]

lol. Well if you had one you'd be just as mad as we are and lucky for you you don't have it

[Leon]

knew that i was testing u... *looks around romm guitily*No you weren't. There's no shame in admitting if you don't know what something is you know.

[Will1206]

okay but she just said "sumin like psm" or whatever

[Daniella™]

She said pms

[Leon]

okay but she just said "sumin like psm" or whateverPMS, clearly you didn't know.

[*Jess*]

What is PMS?


Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) is the name of a group of symptoms that start 7 to 14 days before your period (menstruation). The symptoms usually stop soon after your period begins.

Most women feel some discomfort before their periods. But if you have PMS, you may feel so anxious, depressed or uncomfortable that you can't cope at home or at work. Some of the symptoms of PMS are listed in the box below. Your symptoms may be worse some months and better others.
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Symptoms of PMS



Acne
Bloated abdomen
Constipation
Crying spells
Depression
Fast heartbeat
Feeling hungry
Feeling irritable or tense
Feeling tired
Feeling anxious
Headache
Joint pain
Mood swings
Not feeling as interested in sex
Tender and swollen breasts
Trouble concentrating
Trouble sleeping
Swollen hands or feet
Wanting to be alone
Weight gain


There.

[PrincessAlice]

i never get period pains mwahaha only thing out of that list i get is the sex interest thing.....

[Daniella™]

lucky you.