manutd 4 ever
January 16th '06, 03:21 PM
> The wife comes Home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
> making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful,
> disrespectful pig!
What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the
> mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
>The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
>listen to what happened" "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the
>last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig
>you" The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home
>this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went
>ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
>well dressed! And very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for
>3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed
>up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
>because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically
>devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
>While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
>holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave
>her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years that you can
>no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
>blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
>don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you
>for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I
>also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
>you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same
>pair." The husband continues his story . . ."The young woman was very
>grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door
>she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
>"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"
> >
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> making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful,
> disrespectful pig!
What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the
> mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
>The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
>listen to what happened" "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the
>last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig
>you" The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home
>this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went
>ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
>well dressed! And very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for
>3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed
>up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
>because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically
>devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
>While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
>holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave
>her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years that you can
>no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
>blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
>don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you
>for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I
>also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
>you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same
>pair." The husband continues his story . . ."The young woman was very
>grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door
>she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
>"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"
> >
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