manutd 4 ever
January 16th '06, 03:22 PM
A Frenchman, a German and an Cockney guy are in a tavern in Spain and comparing love techniques and what makes the wife "go"
The Frenchman started, "Last night I poured Cognac all over zee wife, leecked it off and made lurve to 'er for 3 hours. She rose a foot off of the bed".
The German replies, "That's nothing. Last night I smothered mein frau with Sauerkraut, ate it all off and made love to her for precisely 4 hours. She rose two feet off of the bed".
The Cockney says with a smirk, "You lightweights, last night I got drunk, made love to my wife for two minutes, wiped my cock on her nightie and called her a bitch. She hit the f**king roof!"
:P
The Frenchman started, "Last night I poured Cognac all over zee wife, leecked it off and made lurve to 'er for 3 hours. She rose a foot off of the bed".
The German replies, "That's nothing. Last night I smothered mein frau with Sauerkraut, ate it all off and made love to her for precisely 4 hours. She rose two feet off of the bed".
The Cockney says with a smirk, "You lightweights, last night I got drunk, made love to my wife for two minutes, wiped my cock on her nightie and called her a bitch. She hit the f**king roof!"
:P