manutd 4 ever
January 16th '06, 03:25 PM
>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
>for over a year, and we decided to get married.
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>There was only one little thing bothering me ....it was her
>beautiful younger sister.
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>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
>and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near
>me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.
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>It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
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>One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
>the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
>me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
>told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married
>and committed my life to her sister.
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>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
>upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
>and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
>stairs. When she reached the top of the stairs, she pulled off her panties
>and threw them down at me.
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>I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a bee-line straight to the
>front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
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>Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
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>With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
>happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better
>man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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>And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
>for over a year, and we decided to get married.
>
>
>There was only one little thing bothering me ....it was her
>beautiful younger sister.
>
>
>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
>and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near
>me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.
>
>
>It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
>
>
>
>
>
>One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
>the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
>me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
>told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married
>and committed my life to her sister.
>
>
>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
>upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
>and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
>stairs. When she reached the top of the stairs, she pulled off her panties
>and threw them down at me.
>
>
>I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a bee-line straight to the
>front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>
>
>Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
>
>
>With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
>happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better
>man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
>
>And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!