manutd 4 ever
January 16th '06, 03:27 PM
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded
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>>>Doctor's waiting-room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist
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>>>said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's
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>>>something wrong with my dick, " he replied. The receptionist became
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>>>irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's room
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>>>and say things like that. "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I
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>>>told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously
>>>caused
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>>>some embarrassment to people here.
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>>>
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>>>You could have said there is something wrong with your ear or
>>>something
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>>>and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
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>>>The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
>>>others,
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>>>if the answer could embarrass anyone." The old man walked out,
>>>waited
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>>>several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly
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>>>andasked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
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>>>The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, clearly he had taken
>>>her
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>>>advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
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>>>"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
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>>>
>>>
>>>The waiting-room erupted in laughter
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>>>Doctor's waiting-room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist
>>>
>>>said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's
>>>
>>>something wrong with my dick, " he replied. The receptionist became
>>>
>>>irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's room
>>>
>>>and say things like that. "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I
>>>
>>>told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously
>>>caused
>>>
>>>some embarrassment to people here.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>You could have said there is something wrong with your ear or
>>>something
>>>
>>>and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
>>>
>>>The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
>>>others,
>>>
>>>if the answer could embarrass anyone." The old man walked out,
>>>waited
>>>
>>>several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly
>>>
>>>andasked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
>>>
>>>The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, clearly he had taken
>>>her
>>>
>>>advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
>>>
>>>"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The waiting-room erupted in laughter