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January 16th '06, 03:29 PM
Two men met at a bar http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/hh.gif http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/hh.gif and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/sf4.gif of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:
“You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation:
A few years ago I met a young widow http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/huglove.gif with a grown-up daughter
and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became
my stepson http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/yeahrite.gif This boy
was my half-brother because he was my father’s son, but he was
also the son of my wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s
grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister
of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/doh.gif
This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose
stepsister is my father’s wife, I’m my stepmother’s brother-in-law,
my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and
I’m My own grandfather http://69.93.183.37/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
And you think you have family problems!”
One of them kept complaining http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/sf4.gif of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:
“You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation:
A few years ago I met a young widow http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/huglove.gif with a grown-up daughter
and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became
my stepson http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/yeahrite.gif This boy
was my half-brother because he was my father’s son, but he was
also the son of my wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s
grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister
of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/doh.gif
This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose
stepsister is my father’s wife, I’m my stepmother’s brother-in-law,
my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and
I’m My own grandfather http://69.93.183.37/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
And you think you have family problems!”