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January 16th '06, 03:32 PM
Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. http://69.93.183.37/html/emoticons/blink.gif
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth" http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/yikes.gif Bruce said and tried to pull her up http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/Humph.gif "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).
They came back http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/drunk.gif and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/no.gif We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/thumbsup.gif
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and fondle her boobs." http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/thumbup1.gif
"Fondle her boobs"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"Maybe not," Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/yyyy.gif we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/worshippy.gif
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth" http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/yikes.gif Bruce said and tried to pull her up http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/Humph.gif "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).
They came back http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/drunk.gif and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/no.gif We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/question.gif
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/thumbsup.gif
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and fondle her boobs." http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/thumbup1.gif
"Fondle her boobs"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"Maybe not," Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/yyyy.gif we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive http://69.93.183.37/2326/53/emo/worshippy.gif