Ask me....I have all the answers...

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

The title says it all. Ask me anything. I have the knowledge of several hundred American professors...

[Mikhael]

how many fingers do i hae up behind my bak ???

[Riccardo]

Whats the meaning of life?

How can i become a millionaire without even trying & without playing any kind of lottery?

I have plenty more to ask dont worry :P

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

1. How many fingers do I have up behind my back ???
You have your hand behind your back. It is impossible to just have fingers behind your back without your whole hand.
2. Whats the meaning of life? Look in the dictionary you lazy git.
3. How can I become a millionaire without even trying & without playing any kind of lottery? You tell me. You want to become the millionaire so think things up for yourself and you will get more praise for it.

[Riccardo]

You may have all the answer but there not all right :P


1. How many fingers do I have up behind my back ???
You have your hand behind your back. It is impossible to just have fingers behind your back without your whole hand.

You can put your hand on your side and your finger can reach your back!

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

You may have all the answer but there not all right :P



You can put your hand on your side and your finger can reach your back!But the hand that is on your 'side' is also on the back of your side.

[Riccardo]

No its not and if it was it would be the back of your side not just the back! :P
Plus you said whole hand so it wouldnt all be there either way!

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

Erm...next question... ;)

[Edgehead]

Will you put on some stockings and send us a pic :p










Seriously though. What came first? Take That or East 17?

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

Roughly the same time, East 17 slightly before at the end of 1992, Take That in 93 I believe.

As for the stockings, no. :D

[Edgehead]

To be honest I didnt like either band. I grew up having to listen to Phil Collins, Lionel Ritchie, Elton John and George Michael.

In Order starting from the youngest. How old are these men?

[Riccardo]

Which came first the chicken or the egg? There you go an easy one for ya :P


As for the stockings, no. You know you want to!

[Edgehead]

Lets not pressure her into it Rico :p lol

If she dont want to, she dont want to. Just think of all the disappointed faces in Africa.

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

To be honest I didnt like either band. I grew up having to listen to Phil Collins, Lionel Ritchie, Elton John and George Michael.

In Order starting from the youngest. How old are these men?
George Michael = 42, Phil Collins = 54, Lionel Ritchie = 56, Elton John = 58,

[Edgehead]

Elton John 58 years old. Crikey!!! How many number ones has he had in that long career of his? And I mean number 1 records. Not the amount of times he has used a toilet. hehe

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

Elton has had 6 Number Ones :

Don't Go Breaking My Heart (1976)
Sacrifice / Healing Hands (1990)
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me (1991)
Candle in the Wind / Something About The Way You Look Tonight (1997)
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word (2002)
Are You Ready For Love (2003)

[Riccardo]

What about my question? Still searching on google?

[Edgehead]

You should really have Ghetto Gospel in there too sweetheart :p


Could you explain to me the meaning of life?

[xXxI.Got.Them.Emo.EyesxXx]

Hmmmm...

Why am I afraid of feet?

[Riccardo]

lol, How can you be afraid of feet!?

[xXxI.Got.Them.Emo.EyesxXx]

No idea...but they freak the shit out of me.

[Kos]

Okay, trivia:

If one parent has albinism expressed genotypically as 'aa' (and thus phenotypically), and the other has 'AA' for the same pair, what percent chance does an individual offspring have of being an albino? If the child grows up and conceives with someone whose pair is expressed as 'Aa,' what is the chance of any offspring produced from that union of having albinism?

Give an example of incomplete dominance in heterozygous allele pairs.

Explain quantum chromodynamics, highlighting asymptotic freedom.

The modern use of "quark" was coined by who and in reference to what book?

If a quantum computer the size of an average laptop were to exist and function as is theorized, it would run as if containing how many atoms?

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics says that wavefunction collapse is caused by what? What are some alternative interpretations?

Give an example of a Jungian archetype.

Which affluent philosopher noted that indeterminism is incompatible with free will and suggested compatibilism ("soft determinism") between determinism and free will?

If an MtF and FtM, both beyond puberty, are each taking hormonal therapy, which of their voices will change?

Where was the philosopher who coined the epistemological concept of moral scepticism born? What were the names of his two main arguments against moral objectivity? What were they called together?

Which contemporary playwrite of Shakespeare wrote Doctor Faustus? What was the name of the devil character portrayed within?

How many of the above questions did you do an internet search for?

[Shane]

LOL, we actually did things like that in Science! Im glad i didn't listen! :P

[Shane]

Im going to close this thread cause its jsut a complete waste of time! It really is!!!