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Shane
July 13th '05, 05:33 PM
The site shut down and lost all it had,
now its back and gonna be big, if you havent joined, your sad!
You need to get posting, play along with the game,
You don't need a life, going out is lame!
Stay in and chat, make new friends on the net,
You will have the best time of your lives, i bet!
Post in the threads, even this one too!
Try and beat my ryhmes and you will find that i own you!
Lyrically established mad typing lingo,
This is all part of the teen forums rap battle show!
You wish you could type and ryhme these words as i do,
You not got a chance beating me here, this stuff is beside you!
You need to try though so i can sit here and laugh,
Cause i think that we all know your stuff is naff!
Imma outta thi thread now, posting elsewhere!
Go on, beat my rhymes, to you all thats a dare!!!

Mini Monkey
July 13th '05, 08:48 PM
Look at Shane thinkin hes the pro
I cnt bear to here his lyrics theve just gotta go
Hes the net master, the dark horse, one of a kind
Who didnt back up his old site bloody hell r u blind
Goin round the forums, he is off the hook
Its a Shame his parkour is a bag of F***
Nah only messin mate your a real parkour pro
His imagination, ability and crappy flow :p
Dont get downhearted singin your song
Youve been on the net for way too long
But hes pulled through and got the site bck up
Teenageforums we all wish you GOOD LUCK!!!!

Shane
July 14th '05, 12:44 AM
Your deraanged, your crazy, messed up in the head,
Keep doing them frontflips and you will end up dead!
Thanks for some stuff and get lost for the rest,
you and me know that i am the best!
Yeah the site is back, needs ads clicking now,
cant quite manage hit? Heres the know-how.
You stop being so lazy and move that damn mouse
to the top of the site not the back of your house!
See that orange banner, with those ads there in it?
Well hold shift, click their titles above the description bit.
You get a new window, thats the ad done!
Its paying for this site so go now, have fun!

Mikhael
July 14th '05, 07:17 PM
there is so much to say and do about this thread
but i can keep going until im Dead
as there is alot to say i "dunno"
so excuse me i am goin to quietly go !!!

D3c3p7ioN
July 25th '05, 11:20 PM
i dont know where to start
you suck and ur a fat tart
u stink more then bin ladens farts
ur too much of a retard to rap shit
so shut ur mouth u stinky ass twit.

Shane
July 30th '05, 06:28 PM
Your rap, its all dope,
Your rhymes, there a joke!
You breath and you think and your head starts to swell,
You sweat from your head and the rest of yourself,
Then your soaked in your Bo and you really start to smell!
You should just give up, you aint got the time,
No thought, no damn effort to beat these rhymes of mine!

You try and you try but your lyrically confused,
You stare into space for the words when you lose your muse!
Then you try and type the words on this here screen,
All you manage to type is like hell to a scream...

diabloprimeevil
August 4th '05, 09:10 AM
i am away for a while to come back to this
as for the rapin you should give it a miss
i aint gona slag bitch or blag
i just dont want no 2 bit s!a#
thinkin they can come and take over
espeshaly one from the white cliffs of dover
i have tryed some of the new links
and quite frankly they all stink
but for the safty of the site
i guiss i could put up with this shite
most of you should remember me
and if you dont oh deary me
i have come to drop the bomb's
any one know were 2 get condoms (forest forums) lol

Princess of Thieves
August 11th '05, 02:45 AM
yo yo yo,

hey i may b new but dat dont meen i am weak,
i could win this battle dead or asleep,
lets get this thing started you aint seen nuttin yet,
out in mah ghetto, you guys r just wet,
u dont know me so u aint sayin nuttin,
yall gonna be waitin, pushin n shuvin,
naw aint dis fun,we could b crew,
i dare ya 2 beat me so i can post after u,
damn dis thred the sh*t, know whut i meen?
hey lets say hello n bow to ya queen,
1 dolla 2 dolla 3 dolla 4,
when i finish this i will b back 4 more,
well i cud keep goin,
on n on,
but a rap can only be so long!

Big up, hey guys how u doin? :) :) :)

diabloprimeevil
August 11th '05, 03:18 PM
man that rhym was pritty good
i bet you were asleep or dead in the mud
as for being a crew
i dont know its up to you
no hard fellings for me kickin you ass
your rhymes breack faster than a pain of glass
i try my best to be nice about it
so dont go slagin me unless ur a tit
i am the worst but also the best
i guiss i am unique unlike the rest
who are just a bunch of wanna be's
right i am of for some green tea
peace out princess of theavs

Princess of Thieves
August 12th '05, 02:18 AM
yo,

Well yall know why i here,
told ya i would b comin bk fo more,
leave ya chockin,slippin on yo floor,
All i really need is one opertunaty,
naw i seen yo style,
ney aint nuttin yo cn do 2 me,
I'm tha real deal,
fuk wut yall feel,
i gott da skill,n dis is mah rap, it be made a steal,

I am invinsible,
lyricly indespensable,
hup, 2, 3,4 naw here comes tha general,
Yall know mah name, n it be rihanna,
i be representin fo mah dogs, n am i gonna let em dwn, nah nt neva

Naw all come along, read all bout it,
all yo MOFO tooshies, thinkin u tha sh*t,

naw time 2 drop,
but imma b bk,
bk wiv mah slap n a whole new rap, dunt u worry bout dat,
or maybe u will,
naw u know i am dwn wiv all u guys still,
i hope cho ass aint saw cuz u stashin dat grass,
here take it, i know u love it.

safe!
:)

Jeselaia
August 15th '05, 07:05 PM
I'll stun ya
I'll gun ya
I'll eat a taco in front'ya

XxX_Kinkii_XxX
August 16th '05, 05:52 PM
this no polictical~hack,it's a lyrical~attack//
ur rhymes like bacterial~plaque, notoriously~slack//
ya'll think your tight rappers n gansta pro's//
but my MCin flows, got ya on ya toes//
ur rhymes common like an american~crow, but i got an electric~glow//
i'll give you a penalty~free~throw, cause its all for~show//
ya'll think your tha whiz, but u got no clue to what a bar iz//
ya'll need a MC pop~quiz to get into tha show~biz//
ima give u teenage forums a popular~treat, cause no forums~complete//
without a femcee at yo~feet, i'll put ya'll back on ya potty~seat//
mods gonna press delete, when no-one can compete n ya'll take a retreat//
this board has no votes, multi's or call~outs, so i aint got no~doubts//
that its just a bunch of cypher~scouts, not knowin there where~abouts//
where i live u got rap or deal drugs to survive, but i wanna live my life//
i dont need to connive, instead ima contrive so i took the crash~dive//
n i knew i was right, cause now im up in ignite, n my futures lookin bright//
my MC skills tight, im winnin any rap fight, that people put in my sight//
now ima let your rhymin apply, but my lyrical structure gonna defy//
n you'll wonder why, your in deny, we cant see eye to eye, cause rhymes got u tounge tied//
my words like tiny spys n untill this rap battle dies, you wont see me saying my good~byes//

no hate to the site, im just doin wat we do in street battles :)

fcuk4forest
August 18th '05, 01:39 PM
this no polictical~hack,it's a lyrical~attack//
ur rhymes like bacterial~plaque, notoriously~slack//
ya'll think your tight rappers n gansta pro's//
but my MCin flows, got ya on ya toes//
ur rhymes common like an american~crow, but i got an electric~glow//
i'll give you a penalty~free~throw, cause its all for~show//
ya'll think your tha whiz, but u got no clue to what a bar iz//
ya'll need a MC pop~quiz to get into tha show~biz//
ima give u teenage forums a popular~treat, cause no forums~complete//
without a femcee at yo~feet, i'll put ya'll back on ya potty~seat//
mods gonna press delete, when no-one can compete n ya'll take a retreat//
this board has no votes, multi's or call~outs, so i aint got no~doubts//
that its just a bunch of cypher~scouts, not knowin there where~abouts//
where i live u got rap or deal drugs to survive, but i wanna live my life//
i dont need to connive, instead ima contrive so i took the crash~dive//
n i knew i was right, cause now im up in ignite, n my futures lookin bright//
my MC skills tight, im winnin any rap fight, that people put in my sight//
now ima let your rhymin apply, but my lyrical structure gonna defy//
n you'll wonder why, your in deny, we cant see eye to eye, cause rhymes got u tounge tied//
my words like tiny spys n untill this rap battle dies, you wont see me saying my good~byes//

no hate to the site, im just doin wat we do in street battles :)

Average at best :D

Pearson
August 18th '05, 10:39 PM
ok, hears mine.

might not b very good, jus thought of it now.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's chokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No, he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap city
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo,

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,

His soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortom
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
These ho's don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it’s old partner, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo, you better

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Makai Pfeiffer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter-totter caught up between trying to be a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not or not this may be the only opportunity that I got

[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

fcuk4forest
August 18th '05, 11:59 PM
ok, hears mine.

might not b very good, jus thought of it now.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's chokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No, he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap city
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo,

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,

His soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortom
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
These ho's don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it’s old partner, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo, you better

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Makai Pfeiffer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter-totter caught up between trying to be a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not or not this may be the only opportunity that I got

[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

I reckon you've won mate because that was fackin anchor spreadable!

XxX_Kinkii_XxX
August 20th '05, 09:59 PM
^ it was also eminems rap in his movie 8 mile :)

XxX_Kinkii_XxX
August 20th '05, 10:00 PM
ok, hears mine.

might not b very good, jus thought of it now.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's chokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No, he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap city
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo,

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,

His soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortom
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
These ho's don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it’s old partner, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo, you better

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Makai Pfeiffer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter-totter caught up between trying to be a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not or not this may be the only opportunity that I got

[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

Why have you used a rap by eminem in his movie 8 mile (the rap is called *loose yourself*)?
Aint this a thread for your own raps?

PicoDeath
August 21st '05, 09:44 AM
What a fucking retard "just thought of it now" ROFL!

Eminem - lose yourself.

fcuk4forest
August 21st '05, 12:23 PM
^ it was also eminems rap in his movie 8 mile :)

Erm.....yeah I kinda noticed. I was just playing along.

Duh.

Bob!
September 25th '05, 07:35 PM
Topic opened temporarily on request.

Dont know the reason for it, but it can be closed again if need be.

Use it for the right stuff and itl be k.

Edit: Dont ask me pearson I didnt close it...I think lol.

Pearson
September 25th '05, 07:41 PM
lmao this was brilliant, why did u get so offended when i did it?

D3c3p7ioN
September 25th '05, 07:45 PM
Thanks Bobo,
Anyway I need to think of some crappy raps.

diabloprimeevil
September 26th '05, 01:19 PM
this is it i go away for 2 months and come back to find a bunch of chumps
you want my title take your best shot
but your rhyms smell like a hookers mot
you think that quontaty is better than quolity
well i got news 4 ya it aint you sound like that nerd monty
i am going right for ya jugula
i already have the graves dug 4 ya
if you want to go on
lets see what you got the mon
(this was pitiful i ust to be good at this)

and why are there people posting eminem's lyrics

thats kinda cheat'n

Pearson
September 28th '05, 04:57 PM
It was a joke!!! jesus. You people got so offended.

ingramswordsman
October 3rd '05, 04:29 PM
This is a purposly bad rap:
Here we are on the tracks
Clickity click click
Clickity clacks

And this one:
Ek is 'n boere
Ek sal you moere

Hellbreather
October 6th '05, 08:07 PM
Dunno what you think about this.
(This was a diss track I made once)

It's time to let these guys know I really dispise them//
Be a lyrical optician, take there eyes out and blind em//
Send out a search party cause nobody can find em//
To be the best, you gotta beat the best, but I dont need ta beat ya//
Cause I tried, gonna be myself so I'll defeat ya//
Look at you guys, big body small brains I'm lyrically insane//
My complex lines are gonna fuck with ya brain//
I'll be leaving a trail of the lyrically dead so back the hell away//
or get caught up in the fray, cause I dont take shit from no-one//
And thats how it'll stay, so come up in ya fullest and bring it//
Step and see if you can take my lyrical bullet//
You'll need more than a vest to stop shit, it's 50 calibre//
I'm the type-a person who will just reach out and smack ya//
Dont give a fuck who ya are or what your about//
Cause either way I'll knock you the fuck out//
I'm a lyrical serial killer I'll murder all of ya//
Bring out the track and you'll be on the floor//
I'm gonna slice your throat and leave you for dead//
Have you lying on the pavement and you living on a thread//
And thats the closest you'll ever become to being gangster//
You'll be bowing down before me like I'm your fucking master//
But the fact is I'am your master, you cant live up to me bastard//
Step yourself back and check ya flow, it's whack//
Your idea of a knife is a fucking thumbtack, thats whack//
I cant compare your spit's to mine cause yours are weak//
Try and give em a little tweak, ur rapping futures bleak//
Face facts and give up, when u rap we're like what the fuck//
Haven't enough people told you ya cru really does suck//
You want a real taste of rap life I'll grab my sawn off//
And fill your chest with fucking buckshot, your too soft//
I can tell listening to this you'll start crying and worring//
Thinking that I'm gonna come round and kill you//
Well you should be worried cause I'll damn bury you//
Six feet under, And that'll bury you furture too//
So why dont you do as your motherfucking told//
Instead of acting like a fool and trying to be bold//
Cause fuck with me and it's like i said, you'll be dead//
You fucking dickhead, stop acting dysfunctional//
Or else I fucking break every fucking bone and every damn muscle//

Lemme no what ya think

Pearson
October 13th '05, 08:35 PM
Il be honest. The song sounds like your trying to be a rapper rather than it coming from your heart. Its a mixture of words that sound the same that vaguely make sense and youv jus made it sound violent. Good effort, but thats proberly were your going wrong son.

Mikhael
December 2nd '05, 03:35 PM
Back from the sideline out i come ,
Listening to your crappy ramps make me glum
My Name is Mikhael
It rymes with tycle
What the hell is a tycle
U must think im phyco
Talking about a think that means Jack
But listen to your raps makes me crack
It is so funny , i piss my self
LIsten to some crap Rap about life
It reminds me of a poem i read about a knife
It was Riten by -Dan the man-
HEs cool and hes the mod of here
im THirsty so ill have a beer



This Is the second Verse of my Rap
As you im a phyco
LIsten to me Ull probably agree i am the best
Look at you thinking ur all that
Ill fight you any way and smash you with a bat
look at your wannabe chav swagger
You'll probably go old scool stab me with a dagger
Now i wont try and loose u
and i wont confuse u
this is goiny be so fast u wont no what hit u
ur fat ur gay you think ur a punk
your breath is so bad It smells like a Skunk
Look at that Chav over there
Getting wasted By Gulping down beer
Here , here Your mother is qweer

peace out

Pearson
December 2nd '05, 06:45 PM
All rapers should be put in a big pit
Because rap is shit
50 cent is a tit
he's got a game and it made me have a fit
because its shit
and he's got no wit
in the way he rymes
which iv heard plenty of times
and there all the same, 'yer im going to shoot you and I have big gun'
well il tell u summat fiddy, i have a massive fukin gun
so u best run
cos when im dun
it wont be fun
so stop rappin cos its shit
and rappers should be put in a big pit.

michelle
April 13th '06, 12:39 AM
dont laugh at this its crap- dint go as planned but owell-:(


i aint no good at writing raps
as you can see they dont come easily, these raps
i would jst like to say
hey to the people out there
my rap is crap
i dont give a dam
which rhymes with ram
some people are ignorant
which makes them pignorant
i dont like pignorant people
so people jst tlk to me
this rap is crap as you can see



told it was crap

Conal
May 2nd '06, 09:57 AM
Its time to get lyrical,
Its time to to get biblical,
you wanna know my name!
Its john mclain,
I got cocaine on the brain,
Don't come near me cus im insane.
Watch as i rap my rhymes,
you can see that i go crazy sometimes!

Shane your insane,
like me, the master C,
You rap those words,
and you spit those ryhmes,
it makes you wanna read more of yo lines.

Yo your flyin low,
would ya like a bl*w,
If yes God bless!

Peace out yall...

Shane
May 2nd '06, 01:04 PM
Its time to get lyrical,
Its time to to get biblical,
you wanna know my name!
Its john mclain,
I got cocaine on the brain,
Don't come near me cus im insane.
Watch as i rap my rhymes,
you can see that i go crazy sometimes!

Shane your insane,
like me, the master C,
You rap those words,
and you spit those ryhmes,
it makes you wanna read more of yo lines.

Yo your flyin low,
would ya like a bl*w,
If yes God bless!

Peace out yall...
What. The. Fuck.

Simon
May 5th '06, 09:41 AM
Relaxed in a chair
Eatin a pear
theres a knock at my door
of which im unaware

Knock, knock knock knock
what a shock
there she is
and started suckin my ....

yeh, sure man i liked it
so i asked do you swallow or spit
...but thats my pear,
i wannit back, yeah!!:dupe: