Today's Cream of the Crap

[NeEdLeZ]

So I had an interesting day. Here are some events in no particular sequence/order:

I had spicey beef stick the other night, and it definitely took effect today... I was taking a shit, and I felt a huge burning feeling in my ass. Moral of this is, never eat a spicey beef stick or you'll really feel it in your ass later

I was quoting Cartman (from South Park) at my school library. Here is my favourite cartman quote:
Jewish Kid: "Cartman, shut up, I can't concentrate!"
Cartman: "Then go to a concentration camp."
Thanks for the quotes, Lemmiwinks!

We did absolutely nothing in our school today, because my school is run by a legion of morons (if you're reading this Mr. Nixon, yes, I am mainly talking about you).

As I'm typing this message, our school is being turned into a polling station, for the Canadian Federal Election 2006.

That reminds me, when we had this student vote (a meaningless, useless poll to see who would govern Canada if the students had the power to decide) I voted Conservative. Sure, they are assholes, but, you have to pick the lesser of the evils, you know?

1 more thing (if you live in Canada)- do the right thing, vote Conservative.

Oh woops I forgot something! DON'T VOTE GREEN PARTY!


GREEN PARTY= AXIS OF EVIL (yeah, I'm the closest thing to that apart from them).

[Luke]

The British version of Conservative are posh toffs. Shudder the thought they ever get back in power.

[Pearson]

We did absolutely nothing in our school today, because my school is run by a legion of morons (if you're reading this Mr. Nixon, yes, I am mainly talking about you).

ha ha, thats old skool teen forums, when every1 used to slag all teachers off, lol that did mek me laugh

[Lemmiwinks]

Cartman: Maury, I am outta control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I do what I waunt!

[Lemmiwinks]

Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!

[NeEdLeZ]

ha ha, thats old skool teen forums, when every1 used to slag all teachers off, lol that did mek me laugh
Nah, the teachers here are insanely idiotic. Usually, I don't bitch about teachers, but with the teachers here, almost any insult you make is usually true about them. One time, this teacher that I usually admire and respect assumed the stupidest thing: he assumed that just because I was wearing black eyeshadow, that I was letting boys take advantage of me. I told him, "Sir, I would never let anyone take advantage of me. I can't understand why you'd assume that. I honestly thought you were an intelligent, great teacher, but this kind of accusation is silly. I do though, appreciate your concern, sir."

[Bob!]

Rofl thats fking stupid, what the hell does eyeshadow havto do with takin advantage.

Hell if he was thinkin ya wa gettin like those girls who tart themsens up an then bang around then he's still wrong as they want to be "taken advantage" of lol.

[NeEdLeZ]

Rofl thats fking stupid, what the hell does eyeshadow havto do with takin advantage.

Hell if he was thinkin ya wa gettin like those girls who tart themsens up an then bang around then he's still wrong as they want to be "taken advantage" of lol.

lol! I know a girl like that! I was at a party with my brothers once, and all of a sudden I heard some chick from the boy's washroom yelling, "FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!" lol I'm not kidding. She was that loud. Some dude took pictures of her in like her bra and underwear supposedly, so that's bad. I don't feel sorry for her though, because she has a reputation as a Paris Hilton clone. lol

[Lemmiwinks]

haha, what a sl*t.

[flyersboy]

umm wow that was very interesting...
I guess.