marcus
January 25th '06, 09:30 AM
one day a man is at work and he manages to get his eye poked out. he goes to hospitol and they give him a wooden eye.
he then goes home in doesn't come out for months becuase he's to scared people will take the piss out of his eye.
one day his mate persuades him to come out for a drink.
he agrees to as long as they go some where quiete.
so they in a small pub with only a couple of people in and start drinking and chating with the bar tender. the guy mate goes to the toilet and the bar tender turns to the guy and says "so how's the eye, must be painful" the man replys "yeah and the worst about it is it scares all the girls away" the bar tender says "you see that girl in the corner, well shes got a wooden leg and is having trouble with the blokes herself, she quite lose as well, why don't you go chat to her."
so the man walks over and says "hi there, would you like a drink"
the woman looks up and says "cor wouldn i"
the man looks at her shouts "oh fuck off wooden leg" and storms out the pub.
he then goes home in doesn't come out for months becuase he's to scared people will take the piss out of his eye.
one day his mate persuades him to come out for a drink.
he agrees to as long as they go some where quiete.
so they in a small pub with only a couple of people in and start drinking and chating with the bar tender. the guy mate goes to the toilet and the bar tender turns to the guy and says "so how's the eye, must be painful" the man replys "yeah and the worst about it is it scares all the girls away" the bar tender says "you see that girl in the corner, well shes got a wooden leg and is having trouble with the blokes herself, she quite lose as well, why don't you go chat to her."
so the man walks over and says "hi there, would you like a drink"
the woman looks up and says "cor wouldn i"
the man looks at her shouts "oh fuck off wooden leg" and storms out the pub.