manutd 4 ever
January 30th '06, 03:07 PM
Classic.........
A dustman is emptying rubbish into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one
house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it,
goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door.
There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Chinese bloke
answers...
"Hallo", he says.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet, I toll you" says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman "You're misunderstanding me... where's ya Wheely Bin?"
"OK OK", says the Jap, "I wheely bin having a wank."
A dustman is emptying rubbish into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one
house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it,
goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door.
There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Chinese bloke
answers...
"Hallo", he says.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet, I toll you" says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman "You're misunderstanding me... where's ya Wheely Bin?"
"OK OK", says the Jap, "I wheely bin having a wank."