Luke
January 30th '06, 06:07 PM
My sister was holding the baby and she asked me if I wanted to wind him. I said no, i'll just give him a dead leg.
I am orginially from Scotland but my parents moved to Wolverhampton when I was a kid because they wanted me to sound like a twat.......
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dress as a goat.
Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance on it's hind legs. You know it's wrong but you try to convince yourself that they are enjoying it aswell.
50 cent, or as he's called over here, approximately 29p.
I was walking through the streets of Glasgow at night when I walked by a shop. It had a notice which said "this shop is alarmed". I said to myself: "How do you think I feel?"
I was never smacked as a child. Well.....maybe just a couple of grams to get me to sleep at night.
How many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Bono....he holds it and the world revolves around him.
I am orginially from Scotland but my parents moved to Wolverhampton when I was a kid because they wanted me to sound like a twat.......
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dress as a goat.
Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance on it's hind legs. You know it's wrong but you try to convince yourself that they are enjoying it aswell.
50 cent, or as he's called over here, approximately 29p.
I was walking through the streets of Glasgow at night when I walked by a shop. It had a notice which said "this shop is alarmed". I said to myself: "How do you think I feel?"
I was never smacked as a child. Well.....maybe just a couple of grams to get me to sleep at night.
How many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Bono....he holds it and the world revolves around him.