Riccardo
February 4th '06, 01:51 AM
What is a woman doing when she is staring at a blank piece of paper?
Reading Her Rights!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!!!
A Man comes home and sits down on the couch, He then asks his wife to get him a beer. She replies " I was at a Womens Lib. convention and they said I dont have to get it if I dont want." So the man gets his own beer.
Then He says, "Honey whats for dinner?" She replies once again "I was at a Womens Lib. convention and they said I dont have to make you dinner when you are hungry." Fine He says and makes dinner himself.
The Man then says fine you won't see me for 2 weeks!!!!
About two weeks later she was able to open one eye!
Reading Her Rights!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!!!
A Man comes home and sits down on the couch, He then asks his wife to get him a beer. She replies " I was at a Womens Lib. convention and they said I dont have to get it if I dont want." So the man gets his own beer.
Then He says, "Honey whats for dinner?" She replies once again "I was at a Womens Lib. convention and they said I dont have to make you dinner when you are hungry." Fine He says and makes dinner himself.
The Man then says fine you won't see me for 2 weeks!!!!
About two weeks later she was able to open one eye!