Scared to death - help

[paparoach]

Okay so I am really dying to know this
how long does it take marijuana to leave your system? (Blood AND Urine)

I know it depends on your weight, etc.. but please give me an idea of how long

I am 16 I excersize a lot, about 130 pounds

PLEASE READ THIS AS WELL:
The reason i am scared is because I have arthiritus and when I got high I completely forgot about how I have to give monthly samples of my blood/urine to the doctor. i have no idea if what they will be able to notice because I dont know exactly what kind of tests they run. if anyone knows exactly how a drug test works, can u please tell me if they will be able to detect the drugs even if its not a drug test and they are just sampling my blood/urine for my arthiritus?

Thanks

[Leon]

If they take a blood or urine test they can find drugs and substances when they examine it.

You shouldn't do drugs, your own fault.

[tramp]

Getting marijuana out of your system can take around 2 days to 11 weeks, depending on the last time you smoked, and if you're a regular smoker. There are things people say that will clean out the trace of THC in your body, but alot of those are myths, as are the following:

Aspirin
Vinegar
Drano
Orange Juice
Ammonia
Bleach
Visine

There are products you can buy online that will do the job, they're around 15 to 30 dollars, depending on how much you want to buy, or how strong of a product you're looking for. I can direct you to some of these products if you want, just ask.

[Leon]

Yeah but, I mean bleach, ammonia, visine is eye drops and drano is a gel, none of those are safe to use surely.

[tramp]

Yeah but, I mean bleach, ammonia, visine is eye drops and drano is a gel, none of those are safe to use surely.

Yes, but people really are morons.

[nyx]

Bleach tastes horrible :(

[I Love Necks]

If you do bleach in a shot glass (so you don't taste it until it's down your throat) then it's fine. I don't know what you're all complaining about.

It's only in pint glasses and whatnot it's bad.

[nyx]

Mine wasn't a shot glass, it was an egg cup. Made it harder to down :(

[Jekyll-Hyde]

I thought you'd have to have your stomach pumped if you drank bleach. It's not supposed to be for drinking...gah...makes me want to barf at the thought of it!

[I Love Necks]

Don't be stupid.

[nyx]

It tastes better if you put a bit of orange juice in, or lime cordial :)

[Jekyll-Hyde]

Don't be stupid.

I'm not being stupid, thanks ^_^ My mum's friend's daughter got up in the middle of the night once to drink some water. She went to the bathroom and picked up where she thought her bottle of water was and drank from it. She picked up the wrong bottle, which, unfortunately, was bleach. She had to go to hospital to get her stomach pumped. So, it just made me wonder =/

[I Love Necks]

Maybe she just had a weak stomach and needs to learn how to handle her drink.

[nyx]

Drink in moderation, innit.

[Leon]

Drink in moderation, innit.*Adds to list of reasons as to why Clare needs a kick up the backside*

[I Love Necks]

Leave my Clare alone innit, you ****.

[Leon]

I was joking.

[I Love Necks]

Aye, me too. Second time now mate.

Maybe the fact you editted out the last bit tells me it twigged.

[Leon]

Yeah I'm just already a bit annoyed, it did twig, and that wasn't fully serious back at you, but I just thought it better if I removed both things that were said rather than leaving them for people to see.

[tramp]

Don't be stupid.

Anyone who drinks bleach voluntarily is stupid.

[I Love Necks]

People really need a sarcasm/humour detector.