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flyersboy
February 23rd '06, 02:36 PM
Say anything horrible you want to the person above you.O_O

Richiecroft
February 23rd '06, 03:16 PM
^ Had sex with Liz Hurley on the 2nd January 2006!

lol.

-Snake-
February 23rd '06, 03:25 PM
^sucked off a donkey called betty

:P

flyersboy
February 23rd '06, 04:57 PM
^likes to stare at men naked while jacking off.

nonom
February 23rd '06, 05:11 PM
See that red lightsaber? Let's just say it's not only for fighting.

flyersboy
February 23rd '06, 05:14 PM
Oh yeah... Well you like to lick llama nuts then chop them off to sell them on Ebay!

Sponge'K'nob
February 23rd '06, 07:04 PM
^^ obviously gay

angisson
February 23rd '06, 07:06 PM
is not a gurl at all xD

Richiecroft
February 23rd '06, 07:59 PM
^ Pleases ones self whilst watching baboons play together!

Mamfy
February 23rd '06, 08:26 PM
Likes to ride naked on the vampire :D

Richiecroft
February 23rd '06, 08:54 PM
^ Don't you have an appointment at the Mental Institute Mamfy ?!

Oooh...i always ride like the wind :P

iaxa
February 24th '06, 11:57 AM
^dropped the bar of soap in jail.. on purpose ... that was lame ... im heaps tired

Shane
February 24th '06, 01:08 PM
^ Is the one who really dropped the bar of soap! :P

Mamfy
February 24th '06, 05:09 PM
Actually looks like his avatar :D

And wild boy, nah, I got out last month. :D

Richiecroft
February 24th '06, 06:20 PM
^ Is now an mental escapee on the loose!

oh damn! i got my appointment next week....wooo :P

Mamfy
February 25th '06, 10:08 AM
Will be my roomie in mental institute :D

Mwah haha

iaxa
February 27th '06, 05:00 AM
^ picks her nose then paints it gold then sells it on ebay

Mamfy
February 27th '06, 04:32 PM
Right. That makes sense ^o)

Likes to be immature

Patriot1776
February 27th '06, 09:59 PM
^ picks her nose then paints it gold then sells it on ebay

Never denied this accusation

iaxa
February 28th '06, 04:50 AM
Right. That makes sense ^o)

Likes to be immature

well when you put it like that . it dosent make sense

Mamfy
February 28th '06, 05:00 PM
I didn't deny it Patriot because it was stooping to that level.

The above likes to gang up on people

Richiecroft
March 1st '06, 01:33 PM
^ Bathes in a hot tub full of melted cheese with bacon bits!

lil_sawa
March 1st '06, 01:43 PM
^^ gets turnd on by watching the washing machine

Mamfy
March 1st '06, 05:07 PM
Wild boy, I'm avegetarian. :|

Likes to watch porn whilst eating bananas

Richiecroft
March 1st '06, 08:27 PM
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd you eat chesse right ???

^ Licks donkeys' parts!

iaxa
March 2nd '06, 05:35 AM
vegies can eat cheese .. but vegans dont they dont eat any products from animals which would be hard to do

Shane
March 4th '06, 06:40 PM
Has not got a soul. :P

Mamfy
March 5th '06, 03:14 PM
Yes, I eat cheese. I live on cheese. Alone. :D

Farts cheddar^^^

Richiecroft
March 5th '06, 03:21 PM
^ Has a cheese fetish - She lays naked on her bed and smothers herself with cheese, all flavours lol!

Mikhael
March 5th '06, 03:39 PM
is obiously retarded ( jkin not actully calling u a retard , tht would be an insult to retards :p)

Ranger
March 5th '06, 04:05 PM
^^^Humps his computer^^^

Richiecroft
March 5th '06, 04:10 PM
oh jee thanks, never been called that before!

^ Has a habit of stickin cotton buds up his nose! hehe!

Shane
March 5th '06, 05:29 PM
Vomits 2 Litre Plastic Bottles :S

Mamfy
March 5th '06, 05:47 PM
Sniffs poo

And wild boy, you know you want me smothered in cheese:P Hahaha LOL

Richiecroft
March 5th '06, 09:09 PM
Sniffs poo

And wild boy, you know you want me smothered in cheese:P Hahaha LOL

Images *dribbles slightly*

PrincessAlice
March 5th '06, 09:12 PM
gets bumed like shella haha nvm wayne will understand XD

iaxa
March 5th '06, 10:34 PM
^eats poo...

Mamfy
March 6th '06, 06:38 AM
Handles poo

Wildboy haha

iaxa
March 6th '06, 11:35 PM
rubs poo into her body every night

Ranger
March 7th '06, 01:12 AM
^^^eats the poo once mamfy's done with it^^^

iaxa
March 8th '06, 04:24 AM
^ gave bums to a horse

Richiecroft
March 11th '06, 09:33 PM
Has secret sexual fantasies about horses and chickens!

Mamfy
March 12th '06, 09:58 AM
Likes to watch iaxa drool o ver farm yard animals :P

iaxa
March 14th '06, 05:51 AM
^masturbates over her sig


hey mamfy leave my animals out of this....

Richiecroft
March 14th '06, 09:09 PM
Hey mamfy il lrather drool over you! hehe! lol.

^^ Iaxa go choke ya chickens!

iaxa
March 15th '06, 06:44 AM
^ only if your watching me wild boy ... likes animal porn!

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 06:45 AM
Hehe wild boy your funneh :D *smiles*

Likes to lick chickens breaasts ;)

Iaxa, this isn't aimed at your animals! I cqan assure you.I was jut following on fromw hat someone said about me

iaxa
March 15th '06, 08:03 AM
heehheh ... i dont have any chickens any more my dad sold his farm ... so we got no cows anymore .
any who wouldnt like to lick chicken breats!? dont answer that!

wants to kiss my hairy black mole!

God.
March 15th '06, 08:59 AM
wants to lick my hairy black ***:P

Richiecroft
March 15th '06, 09:40 AM
Hairy black *** :O

^Arranges cock fights every thurs afternoon!

God.
March 15th '06, 10:45 AM
^ shags the loser

Shane
March 15th '06, 11:00 AM
^ Thinks he is black. :P

God.
March 15th '06, 11:11 AM
:O

^Thinks he is blacker

Richiecroft
March 15th '06, 01:11 PM
Girls calm down! lol.

^ thinks hes a "token" .

Conal
March 15th '06, 03:50 PM
Wild-boy had sex with tarzans wife

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 05:24 PM
Conal watched in the trees :D

God.
March 15th '06, 05:24 PM
caught genital warts from excessive rubbing with trees......

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 05:30 PM
Ate the warts on toast :D

God.
March 15th '06, 05:32 PM
nice..

had wild-boy bite them off first

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 05:37 PM
Told wild boy to do it ha

God.
March 15th '06, 05:45 PM
lol, made him do i in the 69 position....

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 05:46 PM
Yeaaaas coursssssee.


Likes to see wildboy naked

God.
March 15th '06, 05:51 PM
is obsessed with wildboy

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 05:55 PM
Ha I'm not lol

Likes to think he is teh prime minister

God.
March 15th '06, 06:06 PM
Is jealous because I'm too powerful..."You just can't handle it"

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 06:31 PM
Oooh wanna bet?

Likes to think everyone envies him :D

Richiecroft
March 15th '06, 06:33 PM
WOOO WOOO WOO!!!

No-one is seeing me naked, well smoothered in cheese maybe, but thats another matter!

Token: Is a weirdo and he just don't know it yet :P

Mamfy: im deeply hurt that you aint obsessed with me :( :( lol. I loved your trolley and everything :( (hehe!)

God.
March 15th '06, 06:38 PM
lol! grrr

Y'all just jealous....

WB - has a fetish for extracting cheese flavours from toes.

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 06:46 PM
Wild boy (can I call you by a name other than that? Lol) I love the trolley too :D And I can be obsessed with you if you reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to *sighs* llol

Token, you love yourself :D

God.
March 15th '06, 06:47 PM
Yes, Yes I do. My right hand has done much for me....:naughty:

Er....like to use vegetables for non conventional use....

Richiecroft
March 15th '06, 06:49 PM
lol How you know that!

^ Has a, erm, very small, piggy bank!

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 06:49 PM
Likes to bum pigs :) I don't know :(

God.
March 15th '06, 06:51 PM
is strangely drawn towards Teacher's groins....

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 06:53 PM
Erm. No. That would mean womens groins(because most of my teachers are women)
And that is plain wrong.

Is drawn towards his own groine

Richiecroft
March 15th '06, 06:54 PM
Hey thats me lol.

Token: Strokes that certain fluffy something in his lounge! lol.

God.
March 15th '06, 06:55 PM
Is too obsessed with this thread, and is really 14000 years old...

Shane
March 15th '06, 06:55 PM
^Does NOT like Cheesecake! :O

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 06:56 PM
Doesn't like cheese :(

God.
March 15th '06, 06:56 PM
Cheese cake???

lemme get this straight....

A cake? with CHEESE??

:)

Is attracted to muff

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 06:58 PM
PLays with muff and stuff and fluff

God.
March 15th '06, 06:58 PM
I can live with that :P

Has pubic hair underwear....

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 07:08 PM
Provides the pubic hair to be made into under wear

God.
March 15th '06, 07:11 PM
has 3000 piercings

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 07:12 PM
Did the piercings for me


(btw I only have one piercing in each ear, so nerrrr*pokes tongue out* ha)

God.
March 15th '06, 07:14 PM
lol, *didn't mind doing the piercings...* :P

Is better than good friends with the family dog.

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 07:15 PM
^^^Made the family dog

God.
March 15th '06, 07:17 PM
lol!

Is a major fan of Rebecca Loos' work

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 07:21 PM
Oh yeah allt he way

Is a supporter of Bush

God.
March 15th '06, 07:25 PM
*takes that as NOT meaning the American President :P*

likes to 'sit on the fence'

literally.

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 07:27 PM
IT is the american president I'm afraid ;)


Yeah, fences are comfy ^o)

Likes to make fences and stuff

God.
March 15th '06, 07:29 PM
d'oh!

Er....how do i follow the insult of " Likes to make fences and stuff" lol

Oh I know

Is secretly in love with Peter Andre

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 07:38 PM
Had passionate sex under a bush with MYSTERIOUS GIRL

God.
March 15th '06, 07:39 PM
*That mysterious girl turned out to be you

Now in hiding from police....*

Er....has passionate dreams about shane :D

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 07:40 PM
Haha ooooo

Likes to dream about the mysterious girl, wishing it was meh HAHAHA :P

God.
March 15th '06, 07:47 PM
lol

Is really some kind of new species of lizard. Just very good at hiding it.

Mamfy
March 15th '06, 07:49 PM
Damn you found out


I'm really a snake

You're my prey haha

Richiecroft
March 15th '06, 07:51 PM
You're a snake....does that mean your related to Mr Justin man! lol.

God.
March 15th '06, 07:52 PM
*can't reply...in hiding*

But does anyway*

you're a snake that needs to mate with 88 year old men to survive.....

Morazain
March 16th '06, 10:41 AM
So she'll be mating with you soon your nearly there

Mamfy
March 16th '06, 03:53 PM
Me? Wah? Noooo.

You look like Golem :D

Richiecroft
March 16th '06, 07:39 PM
^ has secret fantasties about Frodo out of Lord of the Rings! lol.

Mamfy
March 16th '06, 07:42 PM
Has hairy feet like Frodo :D

Richiecroft
March 16th '06, 07:56 PM
Eeeww! lol!

^ Hangs around on those street corners, waiting to serve fish!

God.
March 16th '06, 08:09 PM
^ Pretends he is one of the fish

Mamfy
March 17th '06, 06:48 AM
Dreams of being a fish :D

God.
March 17th '06, 09:07 AM
yarrrrr

^Is really a diseased mung bean

iaxa
March 17th '06, 09:43 AM
6 put tuna down his pants

Mamfy
March 17th '06, 04:15 PM
What's mung? :(

Really stuffs his pants with tuna to make it look bigger :)

God.
March 17th '06, 04:49 PM
lol, mung beans are a food...Learny clicky (http://www.store.yahoo.com/evergreenseeds/mungbean.html)

^Hides mung beans in innappropriate orifices

Mamfy
March 18th '06, 10:23 AM
Ahh I see. So the Mung Bean has green skin and is also called Green Bean in China. Mung Bean sprouts can be ready for eating in a few days. The cripsy and delicious bean sprouts are one of the most widely used vegetables in various Oriental foods and also become very popular for making salads. Right?

You shove mung beans up your snout

iaxa
March 19th '06, 05:03 AM
^ shoves mung beans into her arse crack

Richiecroft
March 19th '06, 09:23 PM
Hmmm ok,

^Humps his bed with thrill of eating a mung bean!

The Wheel
March 20th '06, 04:20 AM
has two dads and no mom ;) :P

iaxa
March 20th '06, 07:27 AM
^ likes disney

Richiecroft
March 20th '06, 11:56 AM
^ Slept with Snow White last monday night :P

Mamfy
March 20th '06, 03:23 PM
Slept with snow white's mum last night :D

While nosey was watching :P

Richiecroft
March 20th '06, 05:11 PM
I do dig the hole a lil too deep, dont i lol!

^ Was watchin us all getting it on :P

Mamfy
March 20th '06, 05:40 PM
Asked me to watch it :D

(p.s you didn't deny it ;) )

Richiecroft
March 20th '06, 05:50 PM
Well what can i say, im easily aroused!

^Didn't say a peep whilst watchin us!

Mamfy
March 20th '06, 07:07 PM
I know. I was listening to my Zen :D

WoW. You get aroused easily.

Richiecroft
March 20th '06, 09:12 PM
OMG! how rude!

^Would rather listenin to music than me entertaining ones self lol!

iaxa
March 21st '06, 07:09 AM
if ya would call that entertaining!

^ is a mummas boy!

Stephanie
April 14th '06, 01:34 AM
^^Has a thing for mamas boys..^^

iaxa
April 14th '06, 07:15 AM
is a boy ... pfft

Entice
April 15th '06, 11:53 AM
^ once was so drunk that he started making out with a tree...

The Reaper
April 15th '06, 11:58 AM
Is not 13 or above. Should have her account deleted.

iaxa
April 15th '06, 01:07 PM
^ once was so drunk that he started making out with a tree...

pfft i come for australia ... that isnt gonna put me down we eat our own coat of arms (kangaroos)

^ IS FAT !!!!

Entice
April 16th '06, 01:20 AM
Right and I suppose you ride them to school and have koalas as pets lol.
Oh..and everyone talks like Steve Erwin

^ Likes to talk to his doll named Polly

iaxa
April 17th '06, 01:32 PM
nah .. he comes from canada or sumfing ... and we dont australia is more of a beachy coastal area than bush... the coast is where most people live these days. the only real place where people ride kangaroos probaly in the north,north western and north easten parts of australia.

^ LIKES ANIME PORN!!!!

Stephanie
April 18th '06, 02:18 PM
(The British decendents live on the coastal area..all the Aboriginals live in the middle (the "bush") because of the British pushing them there..but that's another topic all together..)

^ Is actually a discoloured fetus.

iaxa
April 19th '06, 07:03 AM
no not all the time ... in the north qld area (thats where larry hit) there are a lot of Aboriginals live and i mean tribe loads! no offense to Aboriginals one of my besties is one!

lives in melbourne HAHAHHAH... ilive on the sunny coast

Morazain
April 19th '06, 01:07 PM
Now wasn't there a rumour that you rode kangaroos a bit earlier in more ways than one...

iaxa
April 20th '06, 06:59 AM
noo... not that i know off ... but the dingo on the other hand!
^looks like his avatar!!!

Morazain
April 20th '06, 01:08 PM
Pity he had a mispelling what he meant to say was he likes his avatar whereas pour old jaxa is currntly in a room, with a coppie of razzle and a huge tub of vaseline.

Ah the all time favourite no.1... 2 ... & 3....

Richiecroft
April 22nd '06, 11:22 PM
^Humps his teddy koala when hes bored!

Morazain
April 24th '06, 10:00 AM
Old habits die hard (jk)

But what I didn't understand was why you was found out by the police in a ditch with your face in the sh*t and saying it was the best your had ever tasted. Are you a munaure expert?

LukeEv_17
April 24th '06, 05:42 PM
likes it up the bum.

iaxa
April 25th '06, 11:37 AM
well you no what they say ... if the red river flows take the dirt track. (jks)

is the giver of morazains bum!

LukeEv_17
April 25th '06, 04:47 PM
goes out with morazain and is jealous ^^

Richiecroft
April 29th '06, 07:00 PM
Old habits die hard (jk)

But what I didn't understand was why you was found out by the police in a ditch with your face in the sh*t and saying it was the best your had ever tasted. Are you a munaure expert?

Old habits ey! Well yeah you could say that :P im still trying to get over it myself...but where its addictive i can't!

And as for the "me falling down a ditch thaing!"....that sh*t....tangy, extra lumps and all :P oohh there was sweetcorn too!

LukeEv_17: you really jealous that Iaxa's going out Morazain!! :puke:

iaxa
April 30th '06, 02:14 PM
OHHH SNAP!

^ had a three some with 3 guys !!!!

Patriot1776
April 30th '06, 02:20 PM
Rumor has it that he reads the United States Marine manual before he mounts his 70 old lady, just to assure he does it in a orderly proficient military manner.

Wen1992
April 30th '06, 02:30 PM
he is my gay pal, and we meet every friday to do our weekly dick fight

Richiecroft
April 30th '06, 08:15 PM
OHHH SNAP!

^ had a three some with 3 guys !!!!

Hehe! Yeah baby :P Me and 3 guys, this i gota see :popcorn:

Wen1992: Dresses up as Postman Pat to help coincide with his dick fight every fri !!

Tim
April 30th '06, 08:27 PM
shags corpses

iaxa
May 1st '06, 02:59 AM
shags trees!

LukeEv_17
May 2nd '06, 09:22 AM
shags dogs

Conal
May 2nd '06, 10:03 AM
likes to put leeches all over his body... (did not know what to put!)

LukeEv_17
May 2nd '06, 10:05 AM
goes out with a 58 yr old man

Shane
May 2nd '06, 12:28 PM
^ Has Aids and Downs Syndrome. :P

God.
May 2nd '06, 12:31 PM
regularly has 'sessions' with Dennis Metcalf....

Shane
May 2nd '06, 12:33 PM
It's called Business Studies. Your well in there too and loving it. :P

Is Black :O The horror! :P

God.
May 2nd '06, 12:34 PM
haha!

Shut it boi - you know what i meant.

er....

Is insanely jealous of my chocolate brown skin. :P

LukeEv_17
May 2nd '06, 12:35 PM
is really michael jackson

God.
May 2nd '06, 12:36 PM
Oow! Jam'on Mother f*cka!

Is really a SUFC fan :D

LukeEv_17
May 2nd '06, 12:42 PM
is irish

God.
May 2nd '06, 12:43 PM
I am a quarter irish.

Is a Neil Warnock 'lover'

LukeEv_17
May 2nd '06, 12:49 PM
is jealous because he wants him

Shane
May 2nd '06, 01:14 PM
Is a Flower. Specifially, a Pansy. :P

I am a Quarter Irish too. :/

LukeEv_17
May 2nd '06, 01:18 PM
bums men

Nosferatu
May 2nd '06, 02:45 PM
^ Knows what good art is when he sees it.

May not be horrible, but it is a rumor. :P

LukeEv_17
May 2nd '06, 02:47 PM
is currently in hiding from the police for mooning

Nosferatu
May 2nd '06, 02:49 PM
^ Doesn't like football, and therefore, uses his sig and avi images to throw people off.

LukeEv_17
May 2nd '06, 02:50 PM
loves football and is the mascot for sheffield wednesday

0neill911
May 23rd '06, 07:26 PM
^ is a sheffield United spy in wednesdays ground

Sweet_Cherry
May 23rd '06, 09:41 PM
^^^ Is actually an ogre, trapped in a normal human body.

0neill911
May 25th '06, 01:09 PM
^is not as sweet as a cherry

Sweet_Cherry
May 25th '06, 09:01 PM
^^Is actually the cat in his aviator, trying to kill george bush

LukeEv_17
May 26th '06, 09:58 AM
is an alien from mars

0neill911
May 26th '06, 02:12 PM
is an alien from grenoside

SHEFF UTD RULES YOU WEDNESDAY

Sweet_Cherry
May 26th '06, 09:52 PM
^^ is madly inlove with himself :P haha

0neill911
May 26th '06, 10:04 PM
^is madly inlove with me^

Lindsay
May 31st '06, 01:45 AM
^ is married to his sister

iaxa
May 31st '06, 07:38 AM
married to her mother!

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 10:18 AM
sucks the guys in his sig.

iaxa
May 31st '06, 10:20 AM
hmmms

stonned her friends to death ... if she had any

Ben
May 31st '06, 10:57 AM
^^^peadophile who drives children into the forest in his range rover^^^

Ben
May 31st '06, 10:58 AM
^^^^^does funny things to animals ^^^^

aw damn that's me!

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:02 AM
lmao. videao tapes himself doing things to animals. :|

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:04 AM
^^^ buys the videos off me ^^^

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:05 AM
^^ forces people to buy them

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:06 AM
Kaye lures small children into her gingerbread house

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:07 AM
:| Ben rapes the small children first.

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:09 AM
kaye pays me to do it...with sex

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:10 AM
ben is a prossie :)

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:18 AM
forced into it by kaye. she wanted me that bad she was willing to persuade me to take her wicked ways and then even give me all her money every week!

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:19 AM
ben wanted my money, as he couldnt make it himself :)

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:24 AM
no. my money tree is dead.

kaye pays me £300 an hour for sex de la arse.

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:25 AM
:| ben raped me, and then stole my money. he left me with some socks, :( every1 feel sorry for me

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:28 AM
i dont feel sorry for you. you were so tired from our all nighter session that you tipped me very well.
those socks were all you had one when i met you on west street, so you can hardly complain.

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:30 AM
lmao
well u had 6 women in one night *sticks tongue out*

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:32 AM
damn right.

i payed for them with the money i earned from you.

kaye likes to lick the end of men's penises while they're not looking

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:34 AM
ben didnt complain, and he also likes to suck off men

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:36 AM
kaye likes anal sex more than she likes TF

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:37 AM
ben likes to take/give it up the arse whilst being on TF

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:40 AM
kaye likes to get bummed by 100 men at the same time while she licks my penis as i hold a PSP up to her face so she can go on TF at the same time.

in fact that's what's happening RIGHT NOW

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:45 AM
haha thats impossible.
ben likes to lick mens cocks on timer, he has about 20 men in a line-up

Ben
May 31st '06, 12:15 PM
kaye sucked all the england squad off last night before the match and kept all their come in her mouth until we scored, when she swallowed it in one go.

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 12:25 PM
Ben did the same with hungary, but he loved to play with them aswel ;)

iaxa
May 31st '06, 12:40 PM
eats rotten fruit for breakfast lunch and tea!

Ben
May 31st '06, 01:23 PM
that's crap^ i'll do kaye instead...

kaye has a huge black shlong with 'pk ben' tatooed along one side, she likes to play with it while she goes on TF.

0neill911
May 31st '06, 05:32 PM
lacks common sence

Ben
May 31st '06, 05:45 PM
^ can't spell the word 'sense' ^

lana loo
May 31st '06, 06:48 PM
^ is a smart arse, mo-fo ^

haha .....

Ben
May 31st '06, 06:57 PM
damn right.

rumour: lana fists herself with her boxing gloves on

lana loo
May 31st '06, 07:20 PM
:O uncalled for

is my fisting partner :rolleyes:

Ben
May 31st '06, 07:28 PM
hehe damn right

lana loo
May 31st '06, 07:40 PM
^^ asks me to buy him new boxin gloves every weekend.....

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 07:49 PM
that's crap^ i'll do kaye instead...

kaye has a huge black shlong with 'pk ben' tatooed along one side, she likes to play with it while she goes on TF.
*ahem* incorrect.
Ben goes on TF whilst having gay sex, and makes me watch, quite traumatic.

Ben
May 31st '06, 07:52 PM
so what? you love it.

Lana has been begging me to use both boxing gloves at the same time

Kaye is the cheapest prostetute i've ever had. and that's saying something.

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 07:53 PM
ben has prestetutes lined up, he has at least 50 a day.

lana loo
May 31st '06, 08:01 PM
:O ben!!!!!

u asked me to fist u with both boxing gloves and a boxin shoe, soo i dno y u think ur soo big hehe :rolleyes: ups, my bad .....

Ben
May 31st '06, 08:30 PM
it's conversion that kaye sleeps with every guy she ever sees, with her own eyes or on TV, even if she has to drug him first
she hasn't failed yet

Lana wants me to fist her with a boxing glove around each finger on both hands, and one on each of my toes aswell. she told me not to stop when she starts bleeding.

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 09:38 PM
ben sleeps with chickens, and corpses (ewww)

Ben
May 31st '06, 09:44 PM
kaye can't 'get it up', so she has to get me to screw her chicken and corpses for her.

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 09:47 PM
ben pays me to let him screw the chickens and corpses.
£500 for 20 mins.

Ben
May 31st '06, 10:10 PM
yes.

and kaye spend the money on sex toys bigger than the average city hall memorial statues.

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 10:18 PM
which ben likes to take up the arse.

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:26 PM
after which, kaye eats her dinner off them. then she licks them clean.

Sponge'K'nob
May 31st '06, 11:28 PM
she does because shes a bitch a cow and a whore bag who everyone hates.

ben has sex with elephants

Ben
May 31st '06, 11:42 PM
get it right...only baby elephants, or elephants over the age of 8 years. god...

kaye sticks her head in elephants' arseholes and holds her breath for 1 minute, then pays me to lick her face clean. if i'm not available she gets bob to do it for free.

Sponge'K'nob
June 1st '06, 09:46 AM
HAHA.

well after bob doing that for free ben loves to get off with bob to get all the shit off bobs tongue, then they go away to have anal sex.

Ben
June 1st '06, 10:29 AM
and kaye records it from the corner of the room, she masturbates and adds her own soundtrack to the video, spends all night editing it then puts 50 copies on ebay. she sells most of them to her inbred family.

Sponge'K'nob
June 1st '06, 10:33 AM
Ben thats nasty :P and sick.
well Ben has sex with his siblings. and makes money out of it....not to mention the child porn

Ben
June 1st '06, 10:44 AM
kaye buys all the copies so she can watch them at home while she eats chicken with one hand and fists herself with the other. sometimes she gets confused (as kaye does) and fists herself with the chicken and nibbles at her own knuckles.

Sponge'K'nob
June 1st '06, 10:46 AM
the chicken then gets eaten by Ben

Ben
June 1st '06, 11:02 AM
then kaye gets be to throw up over her naked body and we both lick it off.

Sponge'K'nob
June 1st '06, 11:03 AM
yeah ben begs to lick the sick. he pays me £30, just so he can

Tim
June 1st '06, 11:07 AM
u SICK FREAKS!! lol. 30 quid. CHEAP!! lol

Ben
June 1st '06, 11:16 AM
when im not there, kaye entertains herself by fisting herself til she's sick, then licks it off herself and then makes herself bleed and ejaculates in the wounds and loves the stinging feeling.

kaye charges tim £50 to do it since he thinks £30 is cheap.

Sponge'K'nob
June 1st '06, 11:19 AM
Ben thats just wrong haha.
Ben loves to have sex with dolls whilst being sick, and licking out a corpse.

Ben
June 1st '06, 11:58 AM
kaye then rips the dolls apart with her teeth to make sharp edges with the plastic, then she circumcises herself with the shapr bits.

lana loo
June 1st '06, 11:58 AM
ben likes kinky sex with Yogi Bear

Ben
June 1st '06, 12:09 PM
and lana likes to have horses screw her with their huge shlongs, at least 6 horses at a time

lana loo
June 1st '06, 12:19 PM
so does be, but he needs more because 6 at the same time wouldnt touch the sides of his fanny

hehe...

Ben
June 1st '06, 12:56 PM
LOL

lana takes it so hard she wants the horse willies to pierce her insides so she screams

Sponge'K'nob
June 1st '06, 12:57 PM
ben likes to rape small children, and bob

Ben
June 1st '06, 01:16 PM
kaye runs old people down in the street then screws them as they try to recover

Sponge'K'nob
June 1st '06, 01:23 PM
ben thinks old men are quite fit, but then like to show his moves to the old ladies in the old peoples home ;)

Ben
June 1st '06, 01:42 PM
damn right.

kaye has a penis.

lana loo
June 1st '06, 04:14 PM
ben is jelous of kaye's penis

hehe .....

Ben
June 1st '06, 08:24 PM
yes i'm afraid so. hers is black so it's way bigger than mine. :'(

lana is actually a man, she is gay, and likes to lick men's penises and arseholes

lana loo
June 1st '06, 08:44 PM
ben taught me the trick of the trade of arsehole and penis lickin :rolleyes:

Ben
June 1st '06, 09:04 PM
yeh she payed me like £300 to teach her how to get the most out of a good lickin' session.

she practised on me.

lana loo
June 1st '06, 09:11 PM
he screamed Bobs name whilst i practised

Ben
June 1st '06, 09:59 PM
because lana pays me extra to call her 'bob', like roleplay, she wants to feel like she's having gay sex with a guy.

Sponge'K'nob
June 1st '06, 10:01 PM
ben my penis is bigger than yours b'cos yours is really really small

Ben
June 1st '06, 10:13 PM
...compared with yours

Sponge'K'nob
June 1st '06, 10:16 PM
mine is quite small :P

Ben
June 1st '06, 10:59 PM
ok ok i'm not gona win here. who started the whole penis thing anyway? pfft