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robrobert
February 23rd '06, 10:02 PM
hi, i'm the creator of the 'nazi cellebration day' picture (in the art section) and because of the shocked replies by people i thought that i would put something a little bit lighter in.
so here is a story that i created...

spongebob vs taliban teletubby - the showdown


taliban teletubby shoots spongebob and takes his brains away in his handbag,
then throws them at spongebobs moms windows.
"noooooo!!!!!!!!!!" says spongebob.
spongebobs mom is appalled by this.
then taliban teletubby eats the brains and shits them into spongebobs eyes.
then spongebob yoinks the handbag from taliban teletubby and swipes it across
taliban teletubby's face knocking him straight to the floor.
then he jumps on his belly several times until the tv pops out and
then he steals it.
but the evil baby in the sun looks down
upon spongebob and wishes rabies upon him.
evil baby judges spongebob.
spongebob bites taliban teletubby and passes the rabies on.
then taliban teletubby cuts his own fingers and flicks blood into spongebob's eyes.
spongebob counter attacks this, by pulling out tallibans eyes and ramming them
down his throat.
as taliban teletubby sees his foe is still alive, with his last breath he cries,
"my comrades will glass ur familly"
shortly after spongebob dies as his violent rabies fit makes his brain hemirage.


the creators of this presentation can not be shown, for legal reasons

this feature presentation was sponsored by:
the healthy bowels act 1842 - 'we're healthy because we poo!'


... and yes i have got problems

Mikhael
February 24th '06, 06:18 PM
"cough cough" * tumbleweed *

LukeEv_17
March 11th '06, 12:40 PM
... and yes i have got problems

I thought so mate

~Wayne~
March 11th '06, 10:18 PM
Oooookkk....strange piece of writing there

Shane
March 12th '06, 01:37 AM
Thats just classic Robert for ya. :P

Pearson
March 12th '06, 04:27 PM
Desperate attempt to get attention. 2/10 for effort

Hevz
March 13th '06, 09:34 PM
was tht supposed 2 b funny? cos i musta missed tht bit

Shane
March 14th '06, 01:05 PM
ink it is aimed more at worrying us about Rob's welfare than making us ROFL. :P

rondo
March 14th '06, 07:51 PM
okay then, moving swiftley onwards...

whats orange and looks like a parsnip?

a carrot :D:D

Wibbl
March 23rd '06, 07:13 PM
lol rondo

Ben
March 28th '06, 01:02 AM
erm...

why on earth would you write that...?

and there's no reason to enflict it on the rest of us.

that doesn't belong in the humour section, it's a shame members can't post in the 'deleted threads' section.