robrobert
February 23rd '06, 10:10 PM
this is the sequel to the 1st showdown, tell me which one is better...
talliban telletubby calls on his taliban comrades to bomb spongebobs familly.
spongebob gets in his car and runs into talliban, talliban jumps trying to avoid the car, although his ak47 weighs him down and the car bumper instantly buckles tallibans knees backwards.
tallibans face then smashes through the windscreen, his feet fly over his head as he does a flip over the car and his head gets caught in the sharp glass and his face is instantly ripped off as his body flips into the air and onto the ground.
spongebob then pulls out a shotgun and aims at tallibans head, although talliban is quicker than this and instantly traps spongebobs balls in a vice, talliban then attaches the vice to a plane propellor which spins round and twists spongebobs ball sack until his balls explode and blood and siemen splatter on spongebobs moms face.
spongebob counter attacks this by stabbing talliban in his eyes with a fountain pen until ink is injected into his brains and through his veins.
this makes tallibans skin turn pale blue and his mouth starts throthing as he falls on the ground in a raging fit.
talliban is not defeated though, he summons the green giant who appears from behind the mountains and uses sharp can lids to slice spongebobs arms off.
green giant then gets two corn-on-the-cobs and spitroasts spongebob with them.
the end
this presentation was sponsored by
'the rectally born animals trust' - its not their fault; they were born like it.
talliban telletubby calls on his taliban comrades to bomb spongebobs familly.
spongebob gets in his car and runs into talliban, talliban jumps trying to avoid the car, although his ak47 weighs him down and the car bumper instantly buckles tallibans knees backwards.
tallibans face then smashes through the windscreen, his feet fly over his head as he does a flip over the car and his head gets caught in the sharp glass and his face is instantly ripped off as his body flips into the air and onto the ground.
spongebob then pulls out a shotgun and aims at tallibans head, although talliban is quicker than this and instantly traps spongebobs balls in a vice, talliban then attaches the vice to a plane propellor which spins round and twists spongebobs ball sack until his balls explode and blood and siemen splatter on spongebobs moms face.
spongebob counter attacks this by stabbing talliban in his eyes with a fountain pen until ink is injected into his brains and through his veins.
this makes tallibans skin turn pale blue and his mouth starts throthing as he falls on the ground in a raging fit.
talliban is not defeated though, he summons the green giant who appears from behind the mountains and uses sharp can lids to slice spongebobs arms off.
green giant then gets two corn-on-the-cobs and spitroasts spongebob with them.
the end
this presentation was sponsored by
'the rectally born animals trust' - its not their fault; they were born like it.