corny pick up lines

[Faiwy_Pwincess]

Oh c'mon
We all pretend to cringe at them, but secretly love them!

So yeah, post your cheesiest :)




Is your name Gillette?
Coz you're the best a man can get!

[kristina_39]

lol nice one faiwy...

"Where you been all my life honey.... cuz i dont think they get much better than you."


c'mon guys like we fall for that one

[Shane]

Said in a grim slimey voice:
"You might as well just go along with it because no one enjoys rape."


Don't hate me. :)

[Faiwy_Pwincess]

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

[Bebot]

"Well,that isnt a gun,So you must be happy to see me" ;)

shall i say more?

[kristina_39]

lol to faiwy, bebot... nice shane...


Girl: why'd you stop?
Guy: Because i can...

[Aries]

Here's a few - you've probably heard them before but anywhoo:

"I've lost my number, can I have yours?"


Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven...


"Nice clothes, they'd look better on my bedroom floor"

[Faiwy_Pwincess]

"Nice clothes, they'd look better on my bedroom floor"

classic.

[tf_arl_90]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?!"

Works every time ;)

[Riccardo]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?!"

Works every time ;)


HAHA! you could even cut the first part out and it would work for me :P



"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

[oOoBubblesoOo]

haha,this boy says them all the time 2 me ..there really not turn ons. Here it goes..

'u must be a parking ticket, cos theres fine all over you'
' I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?'
'Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor'
'Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?'
'Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?'

There are loads more.
the last one was a bit offensive.

[oOoBubblesoOo]

oh yeh and
'If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?'

[tf_arl_90]

HAHA! you could even cut the first part out and it would work for me :P

Is that a yes then?

[Faiwy_Pwincess]

ahaha think you;re in there!

[kristina_39]

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Boy: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
Boy: Shit ... It must be an hour fast!

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? No? (Pull out yor pockets inside out) Would you like to

I'm a mathematician baby! Do you fancy going to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?


just to name a few...

[Aries]

Hahahaaha!!! Hilarious, though if someone said that to me I would probably give 'em a good smack!

[kristina_39]

i edited my post aries ... theres more

[kristina_39]

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!"

[Will]

HAHA! you could even cut the first part out and it would work for me :P



"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

Usually followed by "Yeah it's 50 quid an hour."

[Jimbob]

Worse I've ever heard... and this is bad...

If they named a burger after you at mc donalds... you'd be the mc gorgeous :naughty:

[Faiwy_Pwincess]

Worse I've ever heard... and this is bad...

If they named a burger after you at mc donalds... you'd be the mc gorgeous :naughty:

ahaha!
How classy.
I love it.

[PrincessAlice]

hahaha cheesy burger?

[H2P2]

said in a supermarket to the lady behind the cash register:

are you the special today? cause your making me huuuuunnnngryyyyy

[turnxtunexdrop]

these might be one of the funniest things, post the funniest ones you've heard, or made up.

"do you work at subway because your giving me a footlong."

[Kate]

Lolz at the subway one.

"I've lost my number, can I have yours?"

[adam_smith]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together