Obviously I´m new.....

[tidus]

Welcome me. As is customary.

My Name is Bill.

I am 19 Years Old. I love Video games, writing, ladies, sex, expressing my opinion on just about everything and forcefully making people blow up balloons till their cheeks hurt.

I am never going to Sugar Coat anything I say. Iĺl always be 100% honest.

I am from Birmingham, in the UK. That little Island somewhere near France and shit. Some of you may of heard of it. Those of you who are ¨slightly less travelled" and have an IQ on par to that of a pre-teen with Cerebral Palsy me may not have.

Anyway. I know you are all going to highly worship me, send me hugs. hand me cookies and throw kisses at me. I look overly forward to reading your replies.

Peace Out Nigz x


Oh and for those of you who are OVERLY stoopidz - I like Final fantasy. My Avatar and name slightly Hint at that. :D

[God.]

You my friend, are a tool.

[Everio G]

Sup mah nigz?

Still up for Monday night?

[tidus]

Callum. You my friend, most likely lack the use of anything you could even remotely refer to as a tool So Iĺl take your comment as a compliment.

I take it thatś you, Greg?

[God.]

You're obviously correct, this is why everyone likes you.

[Shane]

Welcome. You sure sound like an interesting Character.

[Rashella]

Cool intro, like Shane said, you sound interesting.

And what do you like writing?

[adam_smith]

welcome tidus hope u enjoy it here (Y)

[Leon]

and forcefully making people blow up balloons till their cheeks hurt.I think I love you.

[tidus]

Thanks Adam. I always enjoy myself.
;)


And, Rashella. I write articles for Websites and Magazines. My opinion has a nationwide impact. ;)

[tidus]

I think I love you.
WHAT THE FUCK?!

[Leon]

Just a little joke, although I loved the line.

What sites and magazines do you write for, and what subjects are they on?

You seem quite the charismatic type, I hope you enjoy it on here, let me know if there's anything you wish to know on the site.

[tidus]

Charismatic? I am simply godś gift. :)

I canny really mention the Magazine Titles and such. Itś just something I really rather not share at the moment.

If there is anything I wish to KNOW, then I already KNOW to go check the Help section for predefined KNOWledge.

[Jyt]

Or, you could just ask for help, talk to someone, make a new friend.
It's what the sites here for.

[Everio G]

The sites here to make people read the help section?

[tidus]

Thatś funny. I dont recall any specific uses for this site being labelled on Registration.

[Jyt]

It's a social site.
social sites are created with the purpose of creating social contacts
social contacts meaning friends.

[nyx]

You sound like a complete nob, lets be fair.
Still some of my best friends also fall into that catergory so I won't hold it against you.
Welcome :)

[tidus]

It's a social site.
social sites are created with the purpose of creating social contacts
social contacts meaning friends.
Thatś funny. It looks like a Forum to me. :S
But what do I know? After all, I dont have JUST half a brain. :/

[*Jess*]

I've visited Birmingham a grand total of once :D.
It holds some nice memories, but WTF DID THEY DO TO SELFRIDGES.

Hello, I'm Jess.
People who speak their mind fascinate me, so I welcome you with open arms. Cookie?

[tidus]

I've visited Birmingham a grand total of once :D.
It holds some nice memories, but WTF DID THEY DO TO SELFRIDGES.

Hello, I'm Jess.
People who speak their mind fascinate me, so I welcome you with open arms. Cookie?
I hope these open arms offer more than just a hug. ;)

And does the cookie have pecans?

[*Jess*]

Should cookies have pecans? :O

[Nintendus]

I've visited Birmingham a grand total of once :D.
It holds some nice memories
=D

I live somewhere in the West midlands, so I have been to birmimgham numerous times.

As to you, welcome to the site, I can't say I like you all that much. There is little chance my first impression will be wrong. Hopefully we can both be sensible and not let this get in the way of our friendship.

"I hope these open arms offer more than just a hug. ;)"
Being the controlling boyfriend that I am, they will not even offer that.

[tidus]

Controlling. Iĺl do as I please.
The sight of my whey protein fueled body will over power your mind, puny boy.

[*Jess*]

I think he meant controlling as a boyfriend over me, he wasn't demeaning your own "power".

[tidus]

Itś ¨powa¨.
And I knew what he meant. I just don think that would stop me. :)

[*Jess*]

What do you mean by that, may I ask?

[tidus]

Move aside George. Itś time for a man to step in.

[nyx]

Oh no. You don't want to see George angry.
He goes all big and green and stuff, and throws words at you which have like 20 million syllables in them

[tidus]

I care not for the mild mannered syllabilism he has to offer.

[*Jess*]

Not a chance in hell.

I don't think it's really acceptable to say that, whether in fun or not or whether it is in your nature to be honest it's mocking a member, and more so a member I care about and it's just plain wrong and it's angering him.

[nyx]

Jess there's no need to be that polite :P

[*Jess*]

I don't want to stoop to his level.

[tidus]

Now now. I am sure your man can defend himself.


*awaits the fun*

[nyx]

I don't want to stoop to his level.


Fair enough.





tidus or whatever the hell your name is. Don't bother provoking other members its not big and its not clever, it may give you an erection but it won't impress the rest of us.

[tidus]

Erection?! I have self control. I don know how easily provoked you guys are in both of the manners you mentioned but you obviously need to calm the hell on down. Down Town dun nun nuh nuh nuh nuh

[nyx]

I'm perfectly calm, I don't get fussed by things on teen message boards. Doesn't mean other people don't. And there no point aggravating for the sake of it.

[tidus]

I was not aggravating. I have an opinion, I express it. I am the utter epicentre of all things calm yet expressive. :)

[Shane]

Loving this. :)

[nyx]

I can't be assed to argue with you, so I shall state MY opinion, which is you were being aggravating. And that is the end.

Now where were we?

EDIT: Shush Shane :P

[tidus]

I was not arguing. I was not even being harsh by all means. I was simply being myself, I was expressing my opinion. That IS what a forum is for.
The fact that you guys cant sense sarcasm or a joke is not my fault.

As for your attitude NYX, me likes. *pushes Jess aside*
I like them fiesty. GRRR

[nyx]

I know you weren't arguing, I never said that :P
I said I couldn't be bothered to argue with you, I could have been starting the argument.
Ha, and sarcasm, well.
And I guess I'll take feisty as a compliment.

[tidus]

I know you weren't arguing, I never said that :P
I said I couldn't be bothered to argue with you, I could have been starting the argument.
Ha, and sarcasm, well.
And I guess I'll take feisty as a compliment.
So you should do. *winks*

Seriously.

Sarcasm and the Internet is a no no. No one will ever fully understand it on here.

[Shane]

I totally agree on the sarcasm front being trying to get people to agree for ages now. :/

[nyx]

Aye, sarcasm is difficult in text form. Sometimes it works sometimes it just causes misunderstandings.

[tidus]

As I am sure we will all witness here every day.

Just looked at your Profile Picture. Goodbye for good Jess, I apologise.
NYX = reyt nice, like

[*Jess*]

Oh no what a shame.

[adam_smith]

lol now tht was sarcasm

[nyx]

Rofl. Jess is the Queen of internet sarcasm.

I can't even remember what my profile pic is but thanks anyway.

[tidus]

No. She meant that. But do not tell her boyfriend, whatever the cost. he shall throw syllabi at your eye. Then go eat a pie.

[Shane]

I'm grinning at all of this.

[God.]

I congratulate you. Never before, has a member been able to conjure up so much mutual hatred in their first thread.

[*Jess*]

It is indeed quite an achievement.

[nyx]

But then never before has someone been quite such a dickhead in their first thread in fairness.

[Kate]

I have to agree.

You have to be the only person to stir up such a widely contributed argument in the first two pages of their introductory post. I congratulate you for this, and feel you will serve greatly in the 'Debates' forum.

[*Jess*]

And in that debates thread, we will pwn you with all our might.

[nyx]

And I'll just call you names, and insult the size of your 'manhood' cos that seems to be my main function.

Good times ahead.

[God.]

But then never before has someone been quite such a dickhead in their first thread in fairness.

I beg to differ. http://www.teenageforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21981

[Kate]

And in that debates thread, we will pwn you with all our might.

Oh Jessica darling, I do agree with you so.
This creature's blatent arrogance will soon disappear.

[nyx]

I beg to differ. http://www.teenageforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21981

Nah he was preferable, in my opinion anyway.

[God.]

I think they're equally bad.

[Kate]

I think they're equally bad.

x2.

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[Leon]

Sarcasm and the Internet is a no no. No one will ever fully understand it on here.I agree on the sarcasm point.

[*Jess*]

I still don't see anywhere which could be classed as being sarcastic, not even if the tone was different. Taking the piss, yes, no sarcasm though.

[Leon]

I was just agreeing in general, didn't mean in this thread.

[*Jess*]

Nah, I wasn't really referring to your post, I just meant in general.

[Jyt]

EDIT: Cancel post, thought i was on last page but was reading first still and replying to something there :S

[tidus]

Nothing like some decent discussion going on. :)

[trooperwhiteguy]

You've made your promise. I will give you a warm welcome to TF. Enjoy!