Sex nightmare 2

[claire]

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

[God.]

OOOHHH! Man that is sick, but vvvv funny!

[Shane]

Heard it before but still love it. :P

Sick jokes are always the best. :P

[~Wayne~]

lol yeah sick jokes can be funny but sometimes can just be plain wrong...

[Sponge'K'nob]

thats fuckin gross

[Hevz]

oh no i dn't like tht! u dn't want tht do ya!

[Ben]

that's fucking disgusting! i did not find it funny. i liked it up until the bit where he found out he'd just licked his mother out.
up until then i was fishing for some sexually amusing ending.

i had to reread the punchline cos i thought it said that his wife told him he was making too much noise brushing his teeth (hence, she hadn't made much noise when he went down on her)