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Condor
July 15th '08, 11:53 PM
What is the worst movie you ever went to see? It can also include worst movie experience ever.
Mine was watching a little gem called Kung Pow. It was not funny one bit. Plus the music sucked, you know the new type of rock that sounds like a picg screeching? Well anyhow people started leaving midway through the film.
Then one fat guy got up and started yelling " Fuck, fuck fuck fuck..." I guess the high sugar intake he took at the Dunkin Donuts, coupled with the fact that he realized he flushed 10 bucks down the drain was too much for his goo infested brain to take so he went nuts. He eventually left but not before throwing his soda at the screen. Unfortunately because he was fat and unathletic his cup did not reach the target and instead landed on a bunch of people in the front rows. Needless to say they didn't appreciate being soaked with soda and a fat guy's saliva, so they yelled back some obsceneties. All in all a good night's entertainment despite the movie sucking.
By the way the made a sequel later on.
So what is your experience? XXX movie theater experiences count so don't be shy you creeps.
Ed.
July 16th '08, 01:03 AM
Well I went to see Juno and a bunch of fucking chavs yelled ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING FILM. Although Juno itself was good. Don't you hate loud mouthed chavs... they ruin everything, films, bus trips, trains...
Condor
July 16th '08, 01:06 AM
Well I went to see Juno and a bunch of fucking chavs yelled ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING FILM. Although Juno itself was good. Don't you hate loud mouthed chavs... they ruin everything, films, bus trips, trains...
Educate me, what is a chav?
PrincessAlice
July 16th '08, 01:10 AM
Click to find out about Chavs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav)
Can't really think of one really
Condor
July 16th '08, 01:19 AM
Click to find out about Chavs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav)
Can't really think of one really
Ohhh yeah. I've seen them around and it is true, they cause a lot of ruckus in movie theaters. Most of them sneak in without paying.
stanley
July 16th '08, 01:42 AM
just married. wat an absolutele vile piece of fuckin shit that was. britney murphy sure has gained confidence from bein the fat red head in clueless.
Condor
July 16th '08, 01:49 AM
just married. wat an absolutele vile piece of fuckin shit that was. britney murphy sure has gained confidence from bein the fat red head in clueless.
She did didn't she. There's hope for everyone.
stanley
July 16th '08, 02:10 AM
yes. always hope. she has come long wya.
-Luke-
July 16th '08, 09:08 AM
My friends and i had to take our cousins to go and see 'Agent Cody Banks' a few years ago.
Biggest load of horseshite i've seen!
PrinceHerbert
July 16th '08, 11:16 AM
i h8 shrek 3
Tim
July 16th '08, 11:18 AM
dunno about the cinema but i really hate superbad
DiscretElegance
July 16th '08, 01:54 PM
worst movie ever seen....? probably Thunderbirds (i dont think i even actually watched it)
Valiant- Dont even kno what the was about either.
Batman begins- went on way too long, lost interest about 30mins
Hellboy- Boring.
I dont like the movies so barely go.
Shane
July 16th '08, 01:57 PM
Stuart Little 2. :/
Sucked anus.
Glamour_Love
July 16th '08, 06:58 PM
Scary Movie 4, it wasn't funny and when the credits rolled there was a lot of looking around at each other as if to say 'was that it?!'.
Tim
July 17th '08, 10:56 PM
wait ive thought of another one,
the brothers soloman :/
VraiCanon
July 17th '08, 10:58 PM
dunno about the cinema but i really hate superbad
:O I liked that film.
Erm it's gotta be Cloverfield. What a load of shit
Tim
July 17th '08, 11:07 PM
cloverfield was brilliant :O
VraiCanon
July 17th '08, 11:08 PM
It was awful. :O
Shane
July 17th '08, 11:25 PM
cloverfield was brilliant :O
Meh. I thought Diary of the Dead was better.
-Luke-
July 18th '08, 10:18 AM
Diary of the dead was good :)
Fez
July 19th '08, 06:29 PM
some .. zombie movie. i forgot the name
n0iZe
July 19th '08, 06:53 PM
Two words; Epic Movie.
-Luke-
July 20th '08, 12:22 PM
Lol, i laughed at that movie it was so retarded
n0iZe
July 20th '08, 01:28 PM
I know. It's the worst movie ever, and that's one of the reasons why I own it. xD.
Shane
July 24th '08, 12:33 AM
Two words; Epic Movie.
My god that sucked so hard. I can't even watch it all way through. It's not even suitable background noise. :/
-Luke-
July 24th '08, 08:14 AM
9 songs
Just sex throughout the movie
Where's the action? The drama? The love?
Where's the plot!?!?
aglarana
March 11th '10, 10:05 AM
it has to be Perfume
AHeartFeltLoss
March 11th '10, 10:27 AM
its a toss up between Little Chicken (i thnk thats what it was called) and The Unborn. Either way, all together thats about 4 hours of my life im not getting back.
Phlyarologist
March 11th '10, 11:45 AM
Not sure, but I Am Legend was shit. Will Smith didn't even make that atrocity appealing to me. Niggers should've stuck to the original story.
Karin
March 11th '10, 01:00 PM
Scary Movie 3 - the worse what I have ever seen in the cinema.
neoncupcake
March 11th '10, 01:55 PM
Wanted/Death Race/The Informant!
Matt Damon failed with The Informant!, and Wanted and Death Race were both movies I thought were going to suck but my boyfriend dragged me to them anyway. He has THE suckiest taste in movies most of the time.
(I know suckiest isn't a word. :P)
vermicide
March 11th '10, 04:57 PM
Not sure, but I Am Legend was shit. Will Smith didn't even make that atrocity appealing to me. Niggers should've stuck to the original story.
I was actually kind of enjoying that movie until the end. The ending actually made me hate the entire movie.
But the worst I've seen in the theater was The Others.
lawlseanny
March 11th '10, 06:22 PM
Do drive-ins count? If so, then The Phantom.
XxlilsawahxX
March 11th '10, 07:22 PM
paranormal activity
aglarana
March 12th '10, 09:20 AM
PS i love u not a bad movie but not my kind a friend traged me there and said it was nice well..... she was wrong
Leon
March 12th '10, 08:45 PM
The Fog, recommended by my movie buff friend, and he thought the same afterwards.
aglarana
March 13th '10, 10:54 AM
i have seen alot of bad movies in my life becuse people told me they were good argh heheh
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