Conversation killers

[Drunk_druid]

I didnt know where to put this thread so i put it here. Its just a bit of fun to find the most effective/funniest conversation killer!!

[*fender.chiq*]

I find it shuts people up when I start talking about wanting to bone girls. Their face just drops. It's like a miracle.

[MathewS]

O_O
.....http://www.teenageforums.com/forums/images/smilies/SHOCKED.gi

[*fender.chiq*]

See.. Works wonders :D

[Drunk_druid]

lol thats quite good, i doubt this threads gonna get far cos no-ones gonna want to talk, i usually talk to something behind me and then say "well they shouldnt have looked at me, next ones gonna have both arms ripped off first...mutter...mutter"
People start to edge away and look at me until i start looking at them and they look away. So funny in a public place

[Entice]

Hmmmm, i usually just talk about random things, and if they dont pick up i usually excuse myself.

[Mikhael]

I didnt know where to put this thread so i put it here. Its just a bit of fun to find the most effective/funniest conversation killer!!

does it have to be something to say or is it something to u cn do ????

[Drunk_druid]

either, just looking for good ways to stop conversations ;)

[Mikhael]

either constently ask them if they saw that man dressed up a a Gorila and then if they say no Sriek and pretend its behind them . or just ask them to fix ur Wedgie for u or ask them to scratch ur balls for u . they usually work

[lil_sawa]

i usually say cheeeeeese and they all stop talkin and look at me gone out, its propa funny!

[Wandering Soul]

My friend usually starts talking about his boner which usually shuts everyone in teh group up. then he gets smacked.

[Drunk_druid]

not surprised he gets smacked! mikhael thats sick but itll probs work :P

[MathewS]

saying "hello" usually works....

[Wandering Soul]

from out of nowhere go. "HI I'm Tom." and then ten seconds later go "Hi I'm Tom."

[MathewS]

from out of nowhere go. "HI I'm Tom." and then ten seconds later go "Hi I'm Tom."

50 First Dates....

[Wandering Soul]

of course. but i dont mean it aint funny

[Mikhael]

not surprised he gets smacked! mikhael thats sick but itll probs work :P
it does and it is sick cos i am :cool: :D

[Drunk_druid]

fair enough,at least u admit it, i find that staing random facts works quite well especially more disgusting ones like "did u no that the sperm whale produces a kilo of sperm a minute"

[Mikhael]

^ is that really true ???

[Jessicar]

It is, iv heard of that before.

[xxrachxx]

lol 50 first dates great film#

if im talking and dont make sense, i normally tell myself to shut up *shut up rachael* or say *what the fuk u on about rachael*
i get strange looks lol

[Mikhael]

^^ well u learn smthing every day lol

[xxrachxx]

huh ?

[HunnyBunches]

i don't use conversation killers because i love talking i've probally had them used on me to be honest

[Queen Shaqua]

I hav a friend that usually starts dancing out of nowhere, which abruptly ends any conversation.