Realationship Advice...

[Steve]

So yeah, im fuckin sick of this shitty site sending me emails complaining that they "miss me!" and shit, and cause i cant find any fuckin way to cancel my account, ill just go ahead and get my FUCKIN SELF BANNED!!! HAHAHAHA, mother fuckin emo bitches blah blah blah, whole bunch of fuckin insults and shit. Oh hey, i can insert images... PORN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://luckylesbiansfuck.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lucky-lesbians-licking-pussy.jpg

gotta love lesbians!!! :D

Fuckin hurry up and ban me, teach you fuckers to stop spammin my email address

fuckin later all

[Steve]

your fuckin taking too long

LESBIANS!!!!

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[Steve]

ill just go ahead and put more pics up then

http://www.popularpages.net/pics/nude-lesbian_4_1413_si.jpg

http://images.fuckingmotherfucker.com/four_lesbians/four_lesbians_20.jpg


http://www.teenlesbianz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lesbians.jpg


http://images.fuckingmotherfucker.com/four_lesbians/four_lesbians_34.jpg

[Steve]

just too go and turn ya's all off:

http://yeastradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bad-vintage-lesbian-porn.jpg

http://theshortbus.addr.com/felicia.jpg

http://www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/2girls1cup-gross.JPG

[Steve]

http://msp184.photobucket.com/albums/x127/dbwargo/2girls1cup.png

that aint chocolate icecream

[Steve]

'ello!!

any mod's out there!!!

[Steve]

Fuckin bored... how about some jokes??




A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"

Oh, no: I never found her head.






What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?

Crib death.




Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left it.





What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat.





What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.




Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."




Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."





Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"








There was a cruise ship that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island.There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl. They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women.

After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course.

Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So...

They buried her.





Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

A: One, but you have to throw it really hard.




Q. What's worse than ten dead babies in a barrel?

A. One dead baby in ten barrels.



Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It was stapled to the chicken.




Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead.




Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was stapled to the koala.




Q: Why did the tree fall over?

A: The koala never let go.




Q: Why did the kangaroo die?

A: Because the koala landed on it.




What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art.



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a boiling pot?

Stu.



What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hammered into a piece of wood?

Peg.





How do you get a goth out of a tree?

Cut the rope.




Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?


A: Because they're ugly and they stink. __________________
I'd rather be peeling onions.

[Steve]

How do you get 100 dead babies out of a truck?

A pitchfork


HAHAHAHA!!!!

[Steve]

back to the lesbians :D

http://www.lesbiangirlz.info/lesbian-dildo.jpg

[Steve]

http://gallys.realitykings.com/we/497/t19.jpg

[Steve]

who ever deletes this thread is a FUCKIN FAGGOT!!!!
or is just some random bitch who thinks that she'd get rights one day. HA! There's a joke for ya all... FEMINISM!!!

HAHAHA!!!

[Steve]

if you love lesbians, post a reply!

[Steve]

BOO!!!
http://www.horrorphile.net/images/30-days-of-night-megan-franich1.jpg

HAHAHA!! I scared the fuckin shit out of you mother fuckers!!!!

[Steve]

maybe i should of started this in anouther topic. Hey, if your not gonna ban me, could you just move this whole thread thing to some where else where more people will c it?

[Steve]

what am kidding, no uses this fuckin shitty site anywayz. Fuckin fats faggots sitting at their computers in their mothers basements, their the only fuckers that do!

[n0iZe]

Having fun?

[Steve]

sweet, some faggot who's ashamed by lesbians is reportin me and im losing points or some shit. How fuckin long does it take for me to get banned. Later all anyways, and that guy is a faggot who takes cock up the ass

http://www.teenageforums.com/forums/member.php?u=320
that guy

[Steve]

heaps man

[n0iZe]

Indeed.

[n0iZe]

By the way; Quick question.

What's so hard about adding the site to your spam/block list?

[Steve]

Airplanes!!!

http://www.turbophoto.com/Free-Stock-Images/Images/Various%20Airplanes%20%284%29.jpg
zoooooooommm...

BOOOOOOMMMM!!!
http://www.maniacworld.com/Tacoma-Propane-Explosion.jpg

[Steve]

oh, i have, i havent been on this site for like 2 years, and like everyday they send emails to my junk box, and today i thought, what the hell ill get meself banned

http://www.tribbinglesbian.com/lesbins/naked-lesbians-kissing.jpg

[n0iZe]

Gotcha. Well, I hate to disappoint you, but the admins aren't here at the moment.

If I was a moderator of this part of the forum, I would have gladly fulfilled your request. When the admins get back, i'll be sure to put a good word in for you, if you like.

[Steve]

cheers bud, it was fun posting lesbians

http://www.lesbo-lesbian-porn.com/lesbian-hardcore-porn-0104.jpg

[n0iZe]

Indeed, it always is.

But if you wouldn't mind, there are some that don't really enjoy watching people's heads being enveloped by other's genitals.

Now, if you wanted to stay within the rules, the Boys Only section allows this sort of stuff.

[Steve]

yeah, true, true...



http://naughty-lesbians.com/pics/couple23.jpg

[Steve]

oh well, im tired. Hopefully i wont have to see ya all tommoro, bit if i do... thats fuckin slack on the mods behalf


later all



... LESBIANS!!!!!
cant be stuffed, just picture them in your head

[saxophonic]

o.O I think hes enjoying himself than others... but yea not hard enough to add the e-mails to ur block list...

[Steve]

yeah, but its more fun this way. How the hell am i still here though? And i did block them, but they just keep filling my junk box and plus, its more fun this way

[rosie1]

steve you crack me up haha

[colored_zebra]

jeez someones horny

[Trollface.jpg]

this guys loving it
obv having fun on the site now isnt he
he should stay
:P
keeping me amused

[colored_zebra]

haha u just lovin the lesbians

[Trollface.jpg]

at college the pictures are banned from loading by the admins
some complicated screening shit

was loving the fucked up jokes tbh