Happy fucking birthday

[Thok]

Here i am, sat at home on a friday night by myself.
I got bought a cake by my parents which is good, shame there is no one to have any. Might sing myself happy bday later...


WOOOOO :locked:

and to make matters worse, just flicking throuhg phone to see who i can invite round and i notice ive still got my grandma in my phone book. Shame she passed away couple of weeks ago or maybe she would come round.

[fuzzylumpkins]

woot partay!!

[soggytoast]

congrats, you've officialy made a thread i can't think of anything remotely comic to reply to.


happy b day man, sorta

[Thok]

i think thats a first :)
Almost worth the shitty day to just have you admit you cant find anything funny about it :p

[soggytoast]

well i did consider saying "on the bright side you're still cooler than getdrunk" but i thought that just applies to everyone so wouldn't really help matters much.

[Thok]

the question is, do i have some cake myself now or do i wait for someone to share it with on monday?

[SpiritSharD]

I'm sorry to hear about your bad day, but happy birthday non-the-less.



That doesn't make the slightest sense...o_O

[soggytoast]

the question is, do i have some cake myself now or do i wait for someone to share it with on monday?

draw a face on the cake, pretend it's a friend and then eat it.

[Thok]

but then ill be fat, have no friends OR cake :p

[fuzzylumpkins]

dude, just eat the fucking cake get another for monday lol

[soggytoast]

fuck cake, make offspring.

[clockworkmice]

fuck cake, make offspring.

That didn't happen last time I fucked a cake.

Clockworkmice

[n0iZe]

Don't fuck a cake!

You'll get stuck with these fucking cupcakes until they're old enough to go off and be sold.

...Mine were chocolate. Ain't that a bitch?

[soggytoast]

That didn't happen last time I fucked a cake.

Clockworkmice

dude, you probably fucked a male cake.


Don't fuck a cake!

You'll get stuck with these fucking cupcakes until they're old enough to go off and be sold.

...Mine were chocolate. Ain't that a bitch?

mine were upside cakes :( that's what happens if you fuck a relative cake i guess.

[Gem.]

Mine has my name on it :)
Got it last night for my 18th partayyy! :D

And happy birthday mate :)
Just try to enjoy it, best you can.
If I were you Id throw a party hat on and dance the night away :]

[Thok]

lol i would but wasnt really in a dancy mood. still not really...