Why do people think?

[tommy]

According to the standards of society I am only allowed to have 15 or less girlfriends at a time. Why is it if I go over this I am looked down upon?

[Gem.]

This is a joke, right?

[tommy]

No jokes, I am being serious

[Gem.]

Can I just ask then, where the hell did this "15 or less girlfriend" shit come from? O_o

[tommy]

Maybe it's different in the UK, but that's how it is around where I live

[Gem.]

Where do you live?

[tommy]

I am in the United States in a smaller suburb of Chicago

[Gem.]

15 girlfriends is bull though. Sorry, but it is.

[tommy]

I bullshit you not my friend.

[taccolite]

15 at a time sounds ... painfull...

[tommy]

In some ways, but that's besides the point

[Gem.]

Bullshit.

[tommy]

No one accepts me.. Even the advice forum dislikes me

[Burias]

We already have a troll, but we'll give you a call next time we have a slot open. Thanks for the application, and please hit the little "x" in the top right corner of your screen. :)

Don't call us! We'll call you.

[tommy]

I'll give you a call when I become a troll

[Gem.]

Take Burias' advice :)

[little.aimee.jo]

More than one isn't acceptable :)

twat

do they all know ?

if not
someone should tell them

and then count how many bruises/slaps/kicks to the nuts you get :)

[Gem.]

Bagsy been first in line for the bruising/slapping/kicking to the nuts.

[tommy]

Jesus Christ, you people should remove the "advice" part from your forums :rolleyes5:

[n0iZe]

Well, perhaps if people didn't post ridiculous things that don't even apply to needing advice, perhaps we'd be a tad more friendly.

[tommy]

You mean you couldn't tell that I was looking for advice...?

[n0iZe]

You asked why you get looked down upon when you have 15 girlfriends.

Tell me why that isn't ridiculous.

[Grendel]

Here's my advice: gtfo.

The only people who have 15 girlfriends are pimps. Are you a pimp? No. How do I know? You wouldn't be on the internet.

You don't have 15 girlfriends. You're probably 12. Want more advice? Get a real girlfriend.

[tommy]

First off, I never said that I have 15. I was just using that as a number. There's this great thing called interpretation that our branis can do, you should try it out

If you people aren't going to help me, at least have enough respect to refer me to a forum that will.

[n0iZe]

http://4chan.org

[tommy]

I believe I asked for a forum that will help me, not a website that retards and rejects go to because they have no friends

[Grendel]

First off, I never said that I have 15. I was just using that as a number. There's this great thing called interpretation that our branis can do, you should try it out

If you people aren't going to help me, at least have enough respect to refer me to a forum that will.


Hyperboles do not translate well on the internet.

You can only have one girlfriend. Otherwise, girls will hate you. See the thing about females is that we a) hate other females, b) are jealous creatures, c) are ridiculously loyal (read as possessive) and d) don't want an STD.

[Gem.]

Well look at is this way:
If you had a girlfriend who had 14 other boyfriends, would you be happy about it?

[tommy]

Well look at is this way:
If you had a girlfriend who had 14 other boyfriends, would you be happy about it?

I would not care. If there truely was love between me and her it would not matter.

[n0iZe]

Bullshit.

[Gem.]

Buuuuuuuuuullshiiiiiiiiiit.
Think of all the STDs you'd catch.
Plus she'd have a fanny like a wizards sleeve from fucking 15 different guys all the time.
You wouldn't like it at all.

[korntim]

Erm I'm pretty sure 4chan is a forum and a good 1 for ur problem lolol. U should go on /b/ n explain yourself

[Nutta667]

sausages

[Jhael]

Buuuuuuuuuullshiiiiiiiiiit.
Think of all the STDs you'd catch.
Plus she'd have a fanny like a wizards sleeve from fucking 15 different guys all the time.
You wouldn't like it at all.
Qtf - But lol xD