A Man Stands Alone Under a Parade of Falling Rain

[Ready2Wear]

What's up, ARG? You little cockfucks thought you could get rid of me THAT easily? :D

It figures ARG would fuck up once I left, you guys can't maintain anything without me, I'm the heart and soul of that place :wink5:

[Duvets]

o i do hope u jest

[Jinxieminx]

Surely you jest, mon frere.

But it stands to reason you were lurking and looking for us elsewhere.

It's like a giant hide-n-seek for you isn't it?
Only problem being, you're the hider that nobody seeks.

[Duvets]

What happened to your ladyfriend?

[Ready2Wear]

She was nothing but a good lay, thank you very much. We don't talk any more, I got what I wanted out of her :wink5:

[Duvets]

Uuuuu

[Phlyarologist]

Lol, Brett's back to take some more anal abuse. Very nice.

[Ripplemagne]

plz2notban, Staff. I swear, the laughs will be worth it.

[Ready2Wear]

I can't seem to remember who you are Phlyarologist, you must be another member of the tryhard faggots dickriding R2W club, you asscockgobbler. Get the fuck out of my intro thread you fuckface.

[Jinxieminx]

Yes, r2w is infamous for sailing the failboat and flying the roflcopter in tandem.

[Jinxieminx]

I can't seem to remember who you are Phlyarologist, you must be another member of the tryhard faggots dickriding R2W club, you asscockgobbler. Get the fuck out of my intro thread you fuckface.

Only dickriding going on here is you dickriding Ripplebutt.

[Ripplemagne]

Which reminds me. How's the freedom of speech here?

Can I call someone a prick knob faggot ass licker if I want? Or will I get bant?

[Ready2Wear]

Only dickriding going on here is you dickriding Ripplebutt.Sure bitch, sure. Keep telling yourself that I'm doing the dickriding. If anything you're doing some pretty vicious dickriding yourself with that Phlyarologist faggot, not me, you dumbshit bitch faces. Shut the fuck up.

[Phlyarologist]

I can't seem to remember who you are Phlyarologist, you must be another member of the tryhard faggots dickriding R2W club, you asscockgobbler. Get the fuck out of my intro thread you fuckface.

Your name-calling is neither creative nor humorous. Give it up.

Yeah, because everyone admires a Paulie Carbone wannabe. ._.



Sure bitch, sure. Keep telling yourself that I'm doing the dickriding. If anything you're doing some pretty vicious dickriding yourself with that Phlyarologist faggot, not me, you dumbshit bitch faces. Shut the fuck up.

Obviously in denial. :(

[Jinxieminx]

Sure bitch, sure. Keep telling yourself that I'm doing the dickriding. If anything you're doing some pretty vicious dickriding yourself with that Phlyarologist faggot, not me, you dumbshit bitch faces. Shut the fuck up.

Well I'm allowed to dick-ride him, he's my husband. Derrr

[Karbon]

IS IT LIKE .. THA REEL R2W?!?!?!

Ohplz let it be.

[Ready2Wear]

Your name-calling is neither creative nor humorous. Give it up.And your being pussy-whipped by that fat whore Jinxie is neither creative or humorous, I think you should give that up, shitface.

and yes, this is the real deal, ladies. Come get some R2W :)

[Karbon]

Come get some R2W :)

Brett, how many times?

Try being a little less crpeey and you might perhaps hopefully FOR ALL OUR SAKES eventually talk someone into popping your cherry.

[Ready2Wear]

Try being a little less crpeey and you might perhaps hopefully FOR ALL OUR SAKES eventually talk someone into popping your cherry.My cherry's already been popped by a real woman, too bad for you. If you're wanting to come assist with popping it again and proving me wrong, you're welcome to try. My dick and I will be waiting for you with open arms :wink5:

[Karbon]

My cherry's already been popped by a real woman, too bad for you. If you're wanting to come assist with popping it again and proving me wrong, you're welcome to try. My dick and I will be waiting for you with open arms :wink5:


Olala.

But my dick is bigger.

Also ... (creep*)

[Phlyarologist]

And your being pussy-whipped by that fat whore Jinxie is neither creative or humorous, I think you should give that up, shitface.

and yes, this is the real deal, ladies. Come get some R2W :)

After seeing the kind of girls you're into I just can't take any of that seriously. :rolleyes5:

[fuzzylumpkins]

oh good a new troll. This place was looking a little dull this weekend. Glad to see some excitement brewing.

[Jinxieminx]

And putting a face to the fail that is r2w:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2uzvw9f.png


This is the put together version of the most recent of his ''hello this is me, I'm going to leave now'' pichurs.

[Karbon]

I shiver everytime I see those eyes.

Thanks Jinxie :(

[fuzzylumpkins]

Oh this is excellent, I think all new members need to bring a fuckhead with them! This place would be soo much more fun (not that we aren't all wonderful pieces of hate without outside help).

and both of the images that make up that composite are both pathetic and unimpressive. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT READY2WEAR.

[Ripplemagne]

I wouldn't be so sure if that mugshot is actually him. Don't forget. He left ARG, saying he had a new girlfriend who was in that picture. Said he was never going back. Then came back to troll me (after I was already gone lol) and got exposed.

[n0iZe]

Trust me, if Fuzzy and I were still mods, you ARGians would be more than welcome.

[fuzzylumpkins]

hopefully the current mod-istration will look kindly upon our new toys.

[Jinxieminx]

Trust me, if Fuzzy and I were still mods, you ARGians would be more than welcome.
*ARGonauts.

Why u not mod ;(?

[fuzzylumpkins]

haha we enjoyed flaming noobs too much and were deemed unfit to be the cool-headed exemplars of forum spirit that we were supposed to be.

[Phlyarologist]

Well, that sucks.

[Karbon]

i say move to arg.

[n0iZe]

Oh, I'm not complaining. All we really did other than be ourselves is throw out spamtards anyway.

Edit:

And I like the community 'round these parts too much to move on somewhere else.

[fuzzylumpkins]

exactly, and whoever took over is doing a fine job of that anyways. Everything I've reported as spam has been taken care of.

switching teen-centric communities seems like a bit of a nonstarter lmfao. When/if i move, it'll be to bigger and better things.

plus I love mike too much to leave without him.

[Karbon]

oh.

[Ready2Wear]

Oh this is excellent, I think all new members need to bring a fuckhead with them! This place would be soo much more fun (not that we aren't all wonderful pieces of hate without outside help).

and both of the images that make up that composite are both pathetic and unimpressive. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT READY2WEAR.

Excuse me? Who the fuck are you? Should I care, tranny fucker?

[Jinxieminx]

:( They dun' love us Nat.

It's okay, c'mere bbygurl, you gats me, I'll hold you.

[Karbon]

:( They dun' love us Nat.

It's okay, c'mere bbygurl, you gats me, I'll hold you.


ARG love lasts a lyfe tyme <3

[Phlyarologist]

Brotherly love and bad trolling? This is too much.

[n0iZe]

plus I love mike too much to leave without him.

I'm speechless. :3

[fuzzylumpkins]

Excuse me? Who the fuck are you? Should I care, tranny fucker?

I'm the 19 year old that can cure brain cancer with his flatulence, haven't you heard? Oh, also, you're a fuck. Wtf kind of 23 year old follows users from forum to forum trying to salvage the last inch of his e-peen (and not very successfully I might add)?

Enjoy this grace period of newness my friend, because boy is TF going to love you when everyone gets online again. :D

and by love, I'm using the prison meaning (as in, LOOK A NEW BITCH! BUMFUCKBUMFUCKBUMFUCK).

[Jinxieminx]

I'm the 19 year old that can cure brain cancer with his flatulence, haven't you heard? Oh, also, you're a fuck. Wtf kind of 23 year old follows users from forum to forum trying to salvage the last inch of his e-peen (and not very successfully I might add)?

Enjoy this grace period of newness my friend, because boy is TF going to love you when everyone gets online again. :D

and by love, I'm using the prison meaning (as in, LOOK A NEW BITCH! BUMFUCKBUMFUCKBUMFUCK).
llololol

I love you already.

[n0iZe]

Just counting the seconds before Soggy hops online.

[Ripplemagne]

srsly tho.

Please don't ban. He's my source of entertainment right now. XD

[Karbon]

Just counting the seconds before Soggy hops online.


Lukeh was ours first.

[Jinxieminx]

Lukeh was ours first.
This.
We have the n00dz to prove it.

[Ready2Wear]

I'm the 19 year old that can cure brain cancer with his flatulence, haven't you heard? Oh, also, you're a fuck. Wtf kind of 23 year old follows users from forum to forum trying to salvage the last inch of his e-peen (and not very successfully I might add)?

Enjoy this grace period of newness my friend, because boy is TF going to love you when everyone gets online again. :D

and by love, I'm using the prison meaning (as in, LOOK A NEW BITCH! BUMFUCKBUMFUCKBUMFUCK).

:Yawn:

and the tryhard faggots keep coming my way. Bring it, shithead. I can take whatever you've got and dish it out 10 times more efficiently than you ever will. I'll let you slide this time because you're dirt compared to me. I spent my time getting tits, pussy, and ass from women when I was 19, not sucking on my mother's nipples like you.

[n0iZe]

I already know. I'm just waiting for the whole "WTF U GYZ DOOIN"

[Tommeh!!!]

Nah, this level of 'lol' doesnt get people banned.... if anything its like a new toy. I didnt realise there had been a shift in moderators....but im pretty sure the new ones will let this awesome character continue to look as pathetic as he is doing so very very well.

[Ripplemagne]

Soggytoast and Ready2Wear never really went at it on ARG. They kept to themselves.

If anything, soggytoast would make a remark amidst the fire that would go down between Ready2Wear and someone else.

[Tommeh!!!]

has....has the tantrum ended?

[fuzzylumpkins]

awwwww.... that was too short and unsatisfying for it to be over!

If i wanted that, I coulda watched porn.

[n0iZe]

Fuzzy, you know that parody only ends in a tragic ending. You spew right when a cock shows up on screen, and then you feel dirty and homophobic for the rest of the week.

[Tommeh!!!]

well its a good thing he 'let it slide' and didnt dish it out 10 TIMES OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sure wed have had to just turn off our PCs.

[fuzzylumpkins]

Fuzzy, you know that parody only ends in a tragic ending. You spew right when a cock shows up on screen, and then you feel dirty and homophobic for the rest of the week.

the solution: girl on girl.

[n0iZe]

Well, Butterfly Effect man. She puts on a strap-on and all you can think of is "Tranny!"

[fuzzylumpkins]

ohhh shit dude. I might need to start pre-screening my porn so I don't get aroused at the wrong ones.

[n0iZe]

Bahaha. That's when you start looking at solos.

Yet you get all the weird fuckers on the solos. Weird orgasm sounds 'cause the other half would just crack up after hearing a goat scream.

[Phlyarologist]

Oh, porn. :(

[Tommeh!!!]

oh, porn! :)

[n0iZe]

And this is when we all break out in song singing "The Internet is for Porn!"

[Ready2Wear]

well its a good thing he 'let it slide' and didnt dish it out 10 TIMES OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sure wed have had to just turn off our PCs.

Damn straight. Speaking of straight, what's the matter with you though? Panties caught in a bunch? You look feminine enough as it is, little man. Looks like we might have another Ripplemagne in the making on our hands, just like we do with a lot of the eunuchs here. Good thing I joined, maybe we can make more of you guys into real men like myself. The more like-minded (and white) people like me, the better.

[n0iZe]

You seem to have a pretty big obsession with men, dude. You sure you don't want to slobber on some fat cock?

[fuzzylumpkins]

YES! Big Attempt from the Troll! A twist of racism, some homophobia, talk of eunuchs, THIS IS WHAT THE TROLYMPICS ARE ALL ABOUT!

Referencing someone other than the target though...major deductions. You'll need to step up your game if you want the gold, faggot.

[Tommeh!!!]

haha, nothing is the matter with me, i think your hilarious! nothing like watching someone who is clearly ass-stung over the internet trying to be a big-man by constantly repeating it over and over again.

Surely a real man would let it speak for itself rather than acting like a stroppy little boy on the internet? :)

*Edit* oh and im also very much aware i have long hair, im deducting points for originality for that though. dig deeper or youll just be another getdrunk.

[Ripplemagne]

Believe it or not, Ready2Wear is not a troll. He's been with ARG for two years and just proves himself to be a desperate hack.

[n0iZe]

Nothin' but stone cold bush.

[Ready2Wear]

haha, nothing is the matter with me, i think your hilarious! nothing like watching someone who is clearly ass-stung over the internet trying to be a big-man by constantly repeating it over and over again.

Surely a real man would let it speak for itself rather than acting like a stroppy little boy on the internet? :)

*Edit* oh and im also very much aware i have long hair, im deducting points for originality for that though. dig deeper or youll just be another getdrunk.

You're a walking talking living breathing cockslut bitch, dude. I don't need to get original with you, the facts speak for themselves. You say I'm ass stung? Well how about your ass? It must be stung from all the double anal ramming noize and fuzzylumpkins do to you all night long. Lets face it kid, you're gay as hell and you enjoy it. From the tips of your toes to your head. Don't come to me with the ass-stung remarks when we know yours has been stung 24/7, haha

[fuzzylumpkins]

Pardon me, but I'm sure you'll find that we rotate positions so that none of us get stung asses. Our relationship is equal. Don't go hatin on what you don't no brosef.

[Tommeh!!!]

nah you see I dont get all upset about the gay stuff that seem to bother you so much, keep trying though princess. maybe sing a different tune, or are you just a one trick pony?

The real fact is you MUST be ass-stung cause you follow a guy around the internet like an obsessed little fan-girl...so maybe you should start questioning your own sexuality a little. all youve been doing is spouting off about cocks and gay shit the whole time youve been here, which is also pretty suspect.

Maybe you should just give up alt getdrunk, all you are doing is making yourself look really pathetic. your desperate attempts at insults are sub-standard. 23 years old? man, you must be a real shut-in.

[LoveBullets]

oh hai there best friend :D

[soggytoast]

ready2wear is pretty much "getdrunk" for the TFers, thinks he's awesome and convinced of his superiority

[Ripplemagne]

I contend that. I think Ready2Wear is trying to convince himself that he's awesome and superior and can't even get that right.

[Tommeh!!!]

i concur! and although he can spell and make legible sentences...he still somehow manages to be shitter than getdrunk...

...hmm speaking of getdrunk...

[Ready2Wear]

nah you see I dont get all upset about the gay stuff that seem to bother you so much, keep trying though princess. maybe sing a different tune, or are you just a one trick pony?

The real fact is you MUST be ass-stung cause you follow a guy around the internet like an obsessed little fan-girl...so maybe you should start questioning your own sexuality a little. all youve been doing is spouting off about cocks and gay shit the whole time youve been here, which is also pretty suspect.

Maybe you should just give up alt getdrunk, all you are doing is making yourself look really pathetic. your desperate attempts at insults are sub-standard. 23 years old? man, you must be a real shut-in.

haha dude, I'm suspect? You've been riding my dick since the minute I got here and talking about your anal lover getdrunk. You looking for a replacement cock? I think I can introduce you to this guy named Will, you sound like you'd have an awesome time riding his dick. He also looks like a chick too, so maybe you guys can roleplay as lesbians. Fucking faggot. Get the fuck out of my intro thread, you aren't deserving to welcome this Messiah.

[Phlyarologist]

Get the fuck out of my intro thread, you aren't deserving to welcome this Messiah.

Obama, is that you?

[Tommeh!!!]

haha dude, I'm suspect? You've been riding my dick since the minute I got here and talking about your anal lover getdrunk. You looking for a replacement cock? I think I can introduce you to this guy named Will, you sound like you'd have an awesome time riding his dick. He also looks like a chick too, so maybe you guys can roleplay as lesbians. Fucking faggot. Get the fuck out of my intro thread, you aren't deserving to welcome this Messiah.

Yeah i thought as much, you clearly can't do anything but go on about cocks and riding them. I dont really want to be a part of your little homo fantasies thanks. So you gonna carry on the broken record of gay'insults'? considering what a badass you think you are, you are shit at the banter. I wonder if youll even go so far as making threats over the internet like the big man you are. hahaha.

[Ready2Wear]

Yeah i thought as much, you clearly can't do anything but go on about cocks and riding them. I dont really want to be a part of your little homo fantasies thanks. So you gonna carry on the broken record of gay'insults'? considering what a badass you think you are, you are shit at the banter. I wonder if youll even go so far as making threats over the internet like the big man you are. hahaha.

This kid just keeps on proving to me that he has the blood of black people inside him. No wonder you're so homosexual, black people are riddled with HIV/AIDS. Go fucking bleed on some other intro thread, this is for disease free individuals only, bitch.

[Tommeh!!!]

holy shit!? is that honestly all you have? surely even you must feel stupid for how weak that was?

It took you aaaaall that time to reply and this is all you can manage, sign off you fucking rookie.

[Ready2Wear]

holy shit!? is that honestly all you have? surely even you must feel stupid for how weak that was?

It took you aaaaall that time to reply and this is all you can manage, sign off you fucking rookie.

Unlike you shithead, I don't spend my time on the Internet like you counting down the seconds until I post again. I do shit on my own time, I don't rush out into the fray like most of you fuckers do without a game plan. I use my brain, something you all evidently need to try using.

And get off my dick Tommeh, the only ones allowed on it are women, not metrosexual motherfuckers

[Tommeh!!!]

No but you spend your time following people you dont like around and starting shit flinging competitions on forums..because thats REAL manly and grown up of you. Why do social retards like you come to forums repeatedly despite noone giving a fuck about you? why not go and work on your lack of personality?

If you dont have the brains or wit to come up with decent comebacks as quickly as everyone else thats your problem, its 2am i have nothing better to do right now, and you are doing a good job of boring me to sleep.

I did say about not fantising about me, and now you are imagining me on your dick? dude, you have issues...did your dad molest you?

[Ready2Wear]

No but you spend your time following people you dont like around and starting shit flinging competitions on forums..because thats REAL manly and grown up of you. Why do social retards like you come to forums repeatedly despite noone giving a fuck about you? why not go and work on your lack of personality?

If you dont have the brains or wit to come up with decent comebacks as quickly as everyone else thats your problem, its 2am i have nothing better to do right now, and you are doing a good job of boring me to sleep.

I did say about not fantising about me, and now you are imagining me on your dick? dude, you have issues...did your dad molest you?

That was a surprisingly quick reply, where you eagerly anticipating the moments until I posted again so you could hop on my cock again?

Dude, let's be honest, you're the social retard here. You have such a lack of personality that instead of getting some much needed sleep, you're up at 2 am waiting until yours truly posts so you can orgasm at the fact that you're being oh so e-badass. Fuck off man, no matter how much you try to demean me, your cock still is never going to grow any bigger than the inch it is. Don't take out your rage and frustrations on me because of how impotent you are.

[Tommeh!!!]

Oh well done, repeat what i said back to me. you truly are a shit-for-brains arent you?

I dont see how a lack of personality is relevant to getting sleep, but i guess you are just clutching at straws now, bless you. I work part time at a nightclub so my sleep pattern is fucked after the weekend, simple as that. Whos the e-badass here? youre the one who came on here throwing your angsty little type tantrum all over the forums. Like i said, i have nothing better to do, and yeah i am enjoying you making a fool of yourself.

Its funny how you cant get me out of your head, you really shouldnt be thinking about my cock if youre a fraction of the man you claim to be. But please, i keep saying you are gonna have to do better than the random bullshit you keep spouting.

[LoveBullets]

ick R2W fight all over again :S

[Jinxieminx]

s'ok raisins, in a few weeks he'll get another imaginary girlfriend and leave us to it.

[LoveBullets]

s'ok raisins, in a few weeks he'll get another imaginary girlfriend and leave us to it.
Nah me and him are fwends. We's gonna be togeva for a while.

I understand that he's crazy and he knows I'm crazier.