And now, for your feature presentation...

[Ripplemagne]

Ciao.

I is de Magne. My splendor permeates from my pores like like the aura that radiates from the majesty of the Norse God known as Baldr. My excellence has traveled vast lands and conquered them all; it slaughters stupidity across the lands with a level of veracity that can only be matched by the might of the Mjolnir.

Much like the Angel of Death, the Ripplemagne executes commonplace faggot tree with brilliant precision and leaves a forlorn shadow over any who try to compete with his magnificence.

In due time, you will either straddle the Ripplemagne's nuts and join his Magnificent Harem of Sexiness and Obby or sit in the background and grumble about how much you hate him. It is that simple.

Now, welcome me because I'm awesome.

[Duvets]

teehee

[Jinxieminx]

Oic you did as you were told and joined TF for teh Jojo?

Jolly good show old chap. ;]

[Ripplemagne]

That logic works just the same as you joining Teen Hut for de Magne, sugar cube. ;)

[Ready2Wear]

All the lame duckshits and ugly chicks from ARG joined, that's just great. Now Ripple? What's next, that cocksucking faggot Prophet? That gay cockknobber nachuchu?

[Jinxieminx]

Well of course, Ripplebutt. ;]

[Ripplemagne]

VIP status already. Damn, I'm good.

[Jinxieminx]

VIP status already. Damn, I'm good.
How the fuck...
-grumblegrumble-
No srs, how did that happen?

[Ripplemagne]

The internet know better. ;)

[Ready2Wear]

What the fuck? You give this pretty boy asshole V.I.P. status? For what? How long has he been sucking your cocks for, you fucks?

[Ripplemagne]

Don't hate because I'm very important and you're not. <3

[Jinxieminx]

Excerpt from Brett's diary: When I grow up I want to be important liek Ripplebutt. ^-^

[Ready2Wear]

Diaries are for horsemouthed whores like you, you slut. Don't ever insult me again, you just aren't on my level, bitch.

[Ripplemagne]

I'm pretty damn important.

I'm e-famous, yo.

[Jinxieminx]

Don't you just love how he didn't deny that he wanted to be important like you Ripplebutt?
His jealousy is so cute.
Almost adorable I'd say.:p

[Duvets]

rip maek me mod plz lol

[Karbon]

Welcome.

That is all.

[Ripplemagne]

You are not worthy.

And we all know that Ready2Wear wants to be de Magne. That much is obvious. <3

[Ready2Wear]

You are not worthy.

And we all know that Ready2Wear wants to be de Magne. That much is obvious. <3

Dude, shut the fuck up. You're so high up there with your narcissistic attitude that it's making me sick. All you do is act like you're some kind of muscular and good-looking god, when we know in reality that you're this scrawny little kid that can't do any real exercise other than to do fake push-ups. The truth is, you're a broke ass kid who can't get any vagina in real life so he has to resort to getting e-vagina. C'mon man, just admit these things and I'm willing to end this petty feud that was started on your part. I would never want be someone as spineless as you, cockhead.

[Ripplemagne]

'Cept I never started a rivalry with you. Quite the contrary, I was one of the few people on ARG who was willing to be nice to you. And the more of my life that came out that you became envious of, the more you tried to usurp my epic. And the more jealous you became.

And with that, you persisted to make your little threads and posts about me; persisted to make your little IMs that consisted of "bro, i bet i can do more push ups than you, "yeah, im comin to ny u gona pussy out", "lets have an ARGument so we can clash wits and i can embarrass you", et cetera et cetera. And every time, I smoked you. No mattter the subject.

Who can do more push ups? I doubled your score.

A test of wit? I spread you in a paste across ARG.

A test of life experience? I ran circles around you.

Who was more desirable to the wimmenz? Total blow out.

Didn't matter. You've never beaten me at anything and it became epithumeo for you.

[Phlyarologist]

Dude, shut the fuck up. You're so high up there with your narcissistic attitude that it's making me sick. All you do is act like you're some kind of muscular and good-looking god, when we know in reality that you're this scrawny little kid that can't do any real exercise other than to do fake push-ups. The truth is, you're a broke ass kid who can't get any vagina in real life so he has to resort to getting e-vagina. C'mon man, just admit these things and I'm willing to end this petty feud that was started on your part. I would never want be someone as spineless as you, cockhead.

I like how you're still butthurt over something as trivial as a push-up contest. LOL

Stop blaming your inferiority on falsehoods, please. ^^d

[fuzzylumpkins]

God I love it when the fuckhead(s) of the week can spell.

[Ripplemagne]

Fuzzy Lumpkins?!

You're officially on the Ripplemagne's special list. Feel honored. <3

[Ready2Wear]

'Cept I never started a rivalry with you. Quite the contrary, I was one of the few people on ARG who was willing to be nice to you. And the more of my life that came out that you became envious of, the more you tried to usurp my epic. And the more jealous you became.

And with that, you persisted to make your little threads and posts about me; persisted to make your little IMs that consisted of "bro, i bet i can do more push ups than you, "yeah, im comin to ny u gona pussy out", "lets have an ARGument so we can clash wits and i can embarrass you", et cetera et cetera. And every time, I smoked you. No mattter the subject.

Who can do more push ups? I doubled your score.

A test of wit? I spread you in a paste across ARG.

A test of life experience? I ran circles around you.

Who was more desirable to the wimmenz? Total blow out.

Didn't matter. You've never beaten me at anything and it became epithumeo for you.

You're a faggot. I never beat you in anything? Just look at me and look at you man. You're nothing compared to me. You were the one who became envious of me, and when I called you out on your obvious flaws, you ended up blocking me on AIM. Truth really does hurt you, doesn't it kid? I tried to mediate things with you calmly but you took the bitch route and tried to spin it on me so I'd look like the bad guy.

The only reason people treat you the way they do is because they're sorry for you for how much of a tryhard suckass you are, at least with me people know what I'm all about, I don't try to pussyfoot around things like you motherfucking gay shits do.

[Jinxieminx]

'Cept I never started a rivalry with you. Quite the contrary, I was one of the few people on ARG who was willing to be nice to you. And the more of my life that came out that you became envious of, the more you tried to usurp my epic. And the more jealous you became.

And with that, you persisted to make your little threads and posts about me; persisted to make your little IMs that consisted of "bro, i bet i can do more push ups than you, "yeah, im comin to ny u gona pussy out", "lets have an ARGument so we can clash wits and i can embarrass you", et cetera et cetera. And every time, I smoked you. No mattter the subject.

Who can do more push ups? I doubled your score.

A test of wit? I spread you in a paste across ARG.

A test of life experience? I ran circles around you.

Who was more desirable to the wimmenz? Total blow out.

Didn't matter. You've never beaten me at anything and it became epithumeo for you.
Ahaha, I lol'd .

[Ripplemagne]

What flaws? rofl.

I blocked you because you kept pestering me to pick a stance on abortion, when I expressed to you that I didn't give a flying fuck. You were annoying. Much as your desperate attempts to pick a fight to validate yourself, which was completely contrary to your inquisitive nature, where you came to me for advice on girls, working out, epistemology, et cetera.

But sure. Somehow... people are sorry for me. Why is that? What are they sorry for me for?

[n0iZe]

Did ARG close down, or are we just a couple of trolls looking for a laugh?

[Jinxieminx]

I'm somewhat concerned that a 23yrold was going to a 19yrold for advice... O_o

[fuzzylumpkins]

mike, ARG is still up as far as I can tell (well, the website is still there and functioning, I didn't look further), this is just lots of awesome!

[Karbon]

The server is down apparently.
Should be back up and running soon.
Hopefully.

Hold me.

[Jinxieminx]

Did ARG close down, or are we just a couple of trolls looking for a laugh?
ARG's down for some reason, server's not working or something.

[fuzzylumpkins]

I stand corrected

[Karbon]

eye luv arg

[n0iZe]

HA HA HAA.

Dangly parts.

*Deedledeedledee*

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k217/lamb_of_gir/HarveyBirdman-BearClap.gif

[Ready2Wear]

What flaws? rofl.

I blocked you because you kept pestering me to pick a stance on abortion, when I expressed to you that I didn't give a flying fuck. You were annoying. Much as your desperate attempts to pick a fight to validate yourself, which was completely contrary to your inquisitive nature, where you came to me for advice on girls, working out, epistemology, et cetera.

But sure. Somehow... people are sorry for me. Why is that? What are they sorry for me for?

Ripple, you keep on proving how much of a lying faggot you are. I was comparing your ideas to mine, dumbass. I wanted to see if you could walk the walk too, but apparently all you did was talk the talk, your advice and beliefs are so over the top, pussy bitch, empty headed, and unrealistic that all I could do was keep finding out more to validate my own beliefs.

And I came to the logical conclusion that I'm better than you in every way, you queer.

[Jinxieminx]

The server is down apparently.
Should be back up and running soon.
Hopefully.

Hold me.http://i48.tinypic.com/ckyv4.jpg

(oops wrong tinypic paste xD)

[Jinxieminx]

HA HA HAA.

Dangly parts.

*Deedledeedledee*

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k217/lamb_of_gir/HarveyBirdman-BearClap.gif

I lyk ur bear, plz 2 be frandz nao?

[Ripplemagne]

Ripple, you keep on proving how much of a lying faggot you are. I was comparing your ideas to mine, dumbass. I wanted to see if you could walk the walk too, but apparently all you did was talk the talk, your advice and beliefs are so over the top, pussy bitch, empty headed, and unrealistic that all I could do was keep finding out more to validate my own beliefs.

And I came to the logical conclusion that I'm better than you in every way, you queer.

Yet you gave me case-by-case scenarios of your hardships with wimmenz. After the whole wallet fiasco, you immediately IM'd me to get perspective on the best way to avoid the wallet phenomenon. Then when I did it, your own pride prevented you from taking the advice and you did the same thing you're doing now.

Consistently, you've linked me to threads on ARG, hoping that I'd come and be the one to demo the entire argument like only I can. Because you, like everyone else, knows what I'm capable of. And it drives you crazy.

[Phlyarologist]

Wew..

[n0iZe]

lololol

i lyk muh bear

FRACTURED ASS.

[Ready2Wear]

Yet you gave me case-by-case scenarios of your hardships with wimmenz. After the whole wallet fiasco, you immediately IM'd me to get perspective on the best way to avoid the wallet phenomenon. Then when I did it, your own pride prevented you from taking the advice and you did the same thing you're doing now.

Consistently, you've linked me to threads on ARG, hoping that I'd come and be the one to demo the entire argument like only I can. Because you, like everyone else, knows what I'm capable of. And it drives you crazy.

It drives me crazy? Fuck that man. I'm just tired of seeing your hypocritical bullshit. Your way of life is guaranteed to fail, mine's only going to make me better and better. Just watch, you'll see. You'll be running to me in time for advice. And you know what pussy? I'm blocking you just like you blocked me. What goes around comes around, and you'll get yours soon enough Ripplemagne.

[n0iZe]

Jesus Christ, your whining is worse than the 6 year old sitting next to me.

Calm the fuck down, grab a hold of your balls, and stop bitching about what some other person thinks of your life. You get so caught up in the whole interweb reputation that your self-righteous ego will cause your own downfall.

[Ripplemagne]

How'm I hypocritical? rofl.

I'd point out the irony of the life failing/success, et al... but I believe that just speaks for itself without me dragging your personal details into it.

[Ready2Wear]

Jesus Christ, your whining is worse than the 6 year old sitting next to me.

Calm the fuck down, grab a hold of your balls, and stop bitching about what some other person thinks of your life. You get so caught up in the whole interweb reputation that your self-righteous ego will cause your own downfall.

Hey dude, you know what? Why don't you shut the fuck up while the men (well, me at least, don't know what the fuck Ripple is) handle their business? I'll deal with your prissy ass once I'm done with him, you can wait in line with the other faggots trying to get e-respect online.

Maybe if I'm feeling nice you can kiss my feet to apologize, get the fuck out and let the adults do the talking.

Also, Ripple, you're a fucking faggot, I'm done talking to you.

Who's next, fuckers?

[fuzzylumpkins]

lmfao you understand that ripple and noize are the same age right?

you drunk bro?

[Karbon]

Hey dude, you know what? Why don't you shut the fuck up while the men (well, me at least, don't know what the fuck Ripple is) handle their business? I'll deal with your prissy ass once I'm done with him, you can wait in line with the other faggots trying to get e-respect online.

Maybe if I'm feeling nice you can kiss my feet to apologize, get the fuck out and let the adults do the talking.

Also, Ripple, you're a fucking faggot, I'm done talking to you.

Who's next, fuckers?


oh me me me paleez let it b meeeeeee

[n0iZe]

Oh, I didn't realize you were so desperate to blow your load so respectfully on me. Remember, you came to our forum. Even someone on a high horse such as yourself should know that you keep crossing a line of respect in another person's house. This is why you have so many people on your ass right now. The others actually have a bit of decency to them.

Just another Getdrunk using big words.

[Ready2Wear]

lmfao you understand that ripple and noize are the same age right?

you drunk bro?

No bro, I was correct

Ripple's a faggot, but at least he's a mature faggot

This noize kid is an immature faggot, so I insinuated that he's a little 5 year old kid faggot

You drunk bro? You seem like a lightweight compared to me, I'm a hardcore drinker, haha.

[fuzzylumpkins]

Just another Getdrunk using big words.

and SPELLING WELL! It's like christmas came early! :D

[n0iZe]

I know, Fuzz! It's been so calm around here that it brings a small smile to my face to see such effort in trying to be badass.

[TLK]

This "R2W" fellow is fairly awesome if I do say so myself. Have we met somewhere before?

[fuzzylumpkins]

lol although it'd be better if they had came AFTER my physics midterm. my studying has gone down the drain lmfao.

[Tommeh!!!]

He was kinda funny at first...but now hes boring already.

hes clearly very insecure, you get that from his over defensive, child-like strung together insults. i dont know who hes trying to convince about being a man, us? or him?

what a complete twat.

[Jinxieminx]

Can I be after Nat plz?
Being insulted by you just makes my day.

[Ready2Wear]

Oh, I didn't realize you were so desperate to blow your load so respectfully on me. Remember, you came to our forum. Even someone on a high horse such as yourself should know that you keep crossing a line of respect in another person's house. This is why you have so many people on your ass right now. The others actually have a bit of decency to them.

Just another Getdrunk using big words.

You're crossing a line of respect in my house, fucksucker. YOU gain respect from me first, not the other way around. I don't give a fuck what forum I'm on, the people on there should show me respect first. Then, and only then, will I consider giving respect back in return. Don't expect any though, none of you are deserving of my respect, it might boost all of your low self-esteems, and we can't have that happening now, can we?

[Tommeh!!!]

haha, get over yourself you sad-cunt.

[n0iZe]

Fucksucker? Baha, I hadn't thought of that one. Go ahead and stay up there in the clouds ya whiny bitch.

[fuzzylumpkins]

@R2W:

urgh. that was almost textbook troll. you're better than that man, come on. Where's the passion? The hatred? The endless stream of sadly repetitive insults?

[Phlyarologist]

Dude, shut the fuck up. You're so high up there with your narcissistic attitude that it's making me sick. All you do is act like you're some kind of muscular and good-looking god, when we know in reality that you're this scrawny little kid that can't do any real exercise other than to do fake push-ups. The truth is, you're a broke ass kid who can't get any vagina in real life so he has to resort to getting e-vagina. C'mon man, just admit these things and I'm willing to end this petty feud that was started on your part. I would never want be someone as spineless as you, cockhead.


@R2W:

urgh. that was almost textbook troll. you're better than that man, come on. Where's the passion? The hatred? The endless stream of sadly repetitive insults?

On ARG.

[Ready2Wear]

Fucksucker? Baha, I hadn't thought of that one. Go ahead and stay up there in the clouds ya whiny bitch.

:Yawn:

^that's basically all I get in terms of reaction from you, you crab infested homosexual. You might come on my radar if you're creative wit gets near my level though, so keep trying like the ass fucked up all the way up to your stomach bitch you are.

[n0iZe]

On your radar? You've done nothing but reply to me for the past, what? 4-10 posts? You've got tons of other people around here trying to insult you, or do you just feel a little threatened by me because I happen to be right?

[Ripplemagne]

Bunch'a niggers lynching my grand introduction. Get that shit out of my epic.

[fuzzylumpkins]

bout time they did some lynching of their own.

[n0iZe]

Hide the cotton.

[Ripplemagne]

Niggers. >:[

[Tommeh!!!]

:Yawn:

^that's basically all I get in terms of reaction from you, you crab infested homosexual. You might come on my radar if you're creative wit gets near my level though, so keep trying like the ass fucked up all the way up to your stomach bitch you are.

nice cop-out. pussy.

[Mind_Forte]

Who's next, fuckers?
Hey there, Ready2butthurt.

[Gem.]

Helloo. Welcome to TF. Etc etc.

[Ripplemagne]

Thank you, charming community, et cetera et cetera.

[LoveBullets]

oh hai sexy ;D

[Ripplemagne]

Dibs on the Mexican chica.

[LoveBullets]

Dibs on the Mexican chica.
Dibs on the italian peen.

[Ripplemagne]

Ain't that a little too much for you to handle on your own?

[LoveBullets]

No, I made a treaty with the italians.
It's all mine now.

[n0iZe]

Kinky.

[Ripplemagne]

So, de Magnepeen is exclusive to da 'La nao?

[LoveBullets]

So, de Magnepeen is exclusive to da 'La nao?
I'll let you have fun with it and share the love.
Cause y'know I'm nice like that.


Kinky.
pff please that's only half of it.

[Ripplemagne]

Aw. You so generous, baby bop. <3

[Phlyarologist]

You guys creep me out.

Lol, who am I kidding. Carry on. ._.

[LoveBullets]

You guys creep me out.

Lol, who am I kidding. Carry on. ._.
You can join our threesome.

sammich time



Aw. You so generous, baby bop. <3

srsly sharing is caring.

[Ripplemagne]

Lay it awn me, bella boo.

[Jinxieminx]

plz2maekit4sum

[Ripplemagne]

Fine. You can participate, but you're doing the most oral.

[LoveBullets]

Fine. You can participate, but you're doing the most oral.
whew doged that bullet.

[Jinxieminx]

Fine. You can participate, but you're doing the most oral.

Fine, but you're recieving the most buttsecks.

[LoveBullets]

Fine, but you're recieving the most buttsecks.
:S
I would run away now....

[Ripplemagne]

Sure. But you're the one taking it while Karla and I are doing merengue in each other's mouths with our tongues.

[LoveBullets]

Sure. But you're the one taking it while Karla and I are doing merengue in each other's mouths with our tongues.
Oh, you're always so thoughtful.

[Ripplemagne]

Always thinkin' of you. <3

[LoveBullets]

Always thinkin' of you. <3
durty thawts in the shower?

[Ripplemagne]

Moar liek filthy.

[LoveBullets]

Moar liek filthy.
oh tell me more bby

[Ripplemagne]

I'll show you later. ;)

[Jinxieminx]

Remember, I'm always waiting outside, with my camera.

[Tobifreed]

Grumble.
More Ripple vs R2W shit?
Dear god.

[Jinxieminx]

Grumble.
More Ripple vs R2W shit?
Dear god.

T'wasnt r2w... t'was Prophet trolling us. ^^

[Tobifreed]

Well shit.
Well played Prophet.
Well played.

[Jinxieminx]

Yep, he waited until Karla went HateBullets on his ass, then was like: chill yo, t'is only me.

T'was another Casper/Karla moment fer sho'

[Tobifreed]

Interesting.

[Ripplemagne]

We planned to let Ready2Wear beat Ripplemagne, but it didn't work very well. =/

[LoveBullets]

Yep, he waited until Karla went HateBullets on his ass, then was like: chill yo, t'is only me.

T'was another Casper/Karla moment fer sho'
I hate you people >[
cept u jinxie cause you share your hubbie >>

[Jinxieminx]

I hate you people >[
cept u jinxie cause you share your hubbie >>

I don't share him.

We share you.

[LoveBullets]

I don't share him.

We share you.
I like where this is going....

[Prophet]

I hate you people >[
cept u jinxie cause you share your hubbie >>

sorry yo, had I known you'd be transforming into HateBullets a lot lately I would have toned it down a bit ;)

don't regret it though, HateBullets is pretty cool every time she's unleashed too

[Jinxieminx]

I like where this is going....

Trust me, so do I... ;]

[LoveBullets]

Trust me, so do I... ;]
Alrrriiite , next time we'll wake you up so we can roleplay together.


sorry yo, had I known you'd be transforming into HateBullets a lot lately I would have toned it down a bit ;)

don't regret it though, HateBullets is pretty cool every time she's unleashed too

soorrry to have ruined the hoax :p

[isolatedpoptart]

Good times then i see

[Ripplemagne]

And now, for your feature presentation for longest introduction thread evar.

[Jinxieminx]

And now, for your feature presentation for longest introduction thread evar.

Nah we've had longer on ARG.

[killchaucer]

Ahahaha. Ripple is such a tool.

[LoveBullets]

Ahahaha. Ripple is such a tool.
oh, it's you....

[killchaucer]

Still playing love on the internet with Ripple O'Toole, huh??

[LoveBullets]

Still playing love on the internet with Ripple O'Toole, huh??
we're notplaying love we're making it ;] ;]

[killchaucer]

gawd. LB is almost as stupid as TLK.

[Vermilion Edict]

Ahahaha. Ripple is such a tool.

'Bout time you got here.


You can play with my tool anytime bby <3

[killchaucer]

gross

[Ripplemagne]

Ripple O'Toole. I crack myself up. XD

[phaggot]

ripple is the phaggiest straight guy i kno

[LoveBullets]

Ripple O'Toole. I crack myself up. XD
should'v called yourself the homo/ghey/egotistical homo etc
rippleghey y'know.

[Ripplemagne]

I made killchaucer look a little better than she usually looks.

[Tobifreed]

KC!!!!
Fuck Yes!!

[LoveBullets]

KC!!!!
Fuck Yes!!
was fake

[Ripplemagne]

You maaaaad late to the party.

[Tobifreed]

God damn it all.
You guys fucking suck.
Seriously.

[LoveBullets]

you guys feel my pain now!
*grumble*