To those of you who have "migrated" from Arg...

[Shane]

It'd be great if each of you could simply reply to this Thread with a serious Introduction about yourself. No stupid shit, just honest stuff.

I'd like to be able to know who you all are. It'll be easier to get on with each other that way, both for me and our other regular members.

So yeah, just a Post each as a serious intro.

Thankoo

[LoveBullets]

Well, my name is Karla. I'm 19. I live in california. I can't whistle. I don't really know what to put :S If you guys want to know something just ask :D

[Phlyarologist]

Name's Clay (also go by Faceshredder McKillFuck, Kapitan Kokenbalz, and Baron Von Nutglaze). I'm 20 and am pursuing a ph.D in psychology, after which I will request that you lend me your ear so I can fuck your mind.

Seriously.

[gabzillasaurus]

My name's Gabrielle, 16, NORCAL, fluent in French, working on Spanish, want to be a veterinarian, can solve a Rubik's cube, really suck at math though, ummm yeh.

[Ripplemagne]

I'm a pain in the ass to explain. I'd rather either someone else explain me or you just ask direct questions. But I'm damn wonderful.

[CrashKas]

I'm Kasea and I'm 18. I'm a teacher and trainer of animals and people, I love it. I'm in USCG AUX, in the process of starting my own non-profit foundation, and I'm also writing my first book that has promise to be published in the near future. I have no money for college at the moment because I haven't been able to find a regular paying job; the jobs I have don't exactly pay me in cash. I'm an insomniac, boxer, dancer, horse nut, runner, cook, rally racer, klutz and a bunch of other things.

[Prophet]

I just turned 21 yesterday, moved out to Ohio from California because of college, I'm Lebanese, work a pretty good office job at the moment that pays pretty well, read a lot of philosophy books whenever the fuck I have actual time, and oh yeah, I love basketball. I'd say I'm a well-rounded person in all aspects.

[Amberly]

i'm amberly (you can call me amber if you want, idc) and i'm 20 years old. i'm from minnesota but i'm an east coast girl at heart. i love football; yay patriots! i work full time for a nursing home and after numerous classes, i finally decided i want to be a veterinarian. my sense of humor is pretty out there, i get in trouble because of it sometimes. :x

[Jinxieminx]

I'm Jo (Short for Jo-anne also known as Jinxie/Jinxieminx) I'm 18 and studying hairdressing at college. I love everyone, I mostly joke around but I can be srs when I have to be. I find innuendo in everything and if there is none, I'll make some. Married to Clay on Fb with Mo as my child. As said above with other people, I don't really like describing myself, but if you'd like to know more, just ask. :D

My bark's worse than my bite... Although I do like to bite... ;)

[Malarkey]

I'm a pain in the ass.

No need to continue. You're welcome.

I'm Sam. I'm about to graduate from college, and I am fully expecting to be jobless for a while after I do so. I enjoy wit and bubble baths. I dislike poor spelling and overly puffy coats.

[Ripplemagne]

No need to continue. You're welcome.


I'm welcome to be a pain in your ass? Charming invitation. <3

[LoveBullets]

I'm welcome to be a pain in your ass? Charming invitation. <3
we've gone through this....

[Ripplemagne]

Nigga, ain't no one was talkin' to yo Mexicant ace.

[Malarkey]

I'm welcome to be a pain in your ass? Charming invitation. <3

I'm guessing you take everything as an invitation and twist it to fit your delusions.

I'm glad you're charmed, but being a pain in my ass is a full-time job, and I'm not sure you've got the qualifications necessary. <3

I will not post here again as I don't want to piss off the management.

This means you will have the last word, which I'm sure will thrill you.

[Ripplemagne]

Why would responding piss off the staff?

[LoveBullets]

*cough*copout*cough*

[Seiroku]

My name is Joey, it's short for Joseph. I'm stuck in a pisspot little high school in a shithole of a town in southern Indiana, surrounded by rednecks and idiots, and just itching to get to college.
I like writing, I have a vast imagination, and I hate math. Awkwardly, instead of wanting to be an author, I want to go to college for computer programming and get into A.I. development. If I do pursue this career, I want to learn Japanese and get into Tokyo U (Japan's version of M.I.T.), just because I like a challenge.

I'm a very reserved person irl. Unfortunately for TF, I need an outlet somewhere. I want my personality to be known, but I'm never sure how to...well...be myself. It's hard to explain. I even confuse myself sometimes. I know I wrote a lot here, but as I said, I'm one of the few real new ARG members and havent developed the usual ARG sense of humor.

[Jinxieminx]

My name is Joey, it's short for Joseph. I'm stuck in a pisspot little high school in a shithole of a town in southern Indiana, surrounded by rednecks and idiots, and just itching to get to college.
I like writing, I have a vast imagination, and I hate math. Awkwardly, instead of wanting to be an author, I want to go to college for computer programming and get into A.I. development. If I do pursue this career, I want to learn Japanese and get into Tokyo U (Japan's version of M.I.T.), just because I like a challenge.

I'm a very reserved person irl. Unfortunately for TF, I need an outlet somewhere. I want my personality to be known, but I'm never sure how to...well...be myself. It's hard to explain. I even confuse myself sometimes. I know I wrote a lot here, but as I said, I'm one of the few real new ARG members and havent developed the usual ARG sense of humor.

Rev's bum chum?

Hai der.

[Seiroku]

Meh. You're just jealous because I took all the attention you were getting from him.

[gabzillasaurus]

Obvi.

[LoveBullets]

Meh. You're just jealous because I took all the attention you were getting from him.
yeah that must be it

[Ripplemagne]

Oh dear. He's locking horns with Karla?

[Seiroku]

?

Me?

I'm sorry. They tagged me with this role. I dunno how to escape it.

[LoveBullets]

Oh dear. He's locking horns with Karla?
I hope not :/

[Ripplemagne]

Yeah. I edited my post. I was a bit rude, so I apologize for that.

Just a fair warning. Karla is not the person you want to irk because as sweet and cheerful as she is -- Love Bullets becomes Hate Bullets.

[Seiroku]

Believe me, I don't wish to make anybody irate. I just want to be a contributing part of the forum.

[Jinxieminx]

?

Me?

I'm sorry. They tagged me with this role. I dunno how to escape it.

Lol, you can't.

Also, I love it when Karla turns into HateBullets, it's hella sexy.

[LoveBullets]

I try to keep her locked up.
but damn that bitch always gets out >/

[Ripplemagne]

A'ight. I can ask the Argonauts to stand down, but I can't really force them.

Argonauts, the Ripplemagne politely requests you leave Joseph be.

[Jinxieminx]

I try to keep her locked up.
but damn that bitch always gets out >/

;) Let her loose bby.


A'ight. I can ask the Argonauts to stand down, but I can't really force them.

Argonauts, the Ripplemagne politely requests you leave Joseph be.

Well since you asked so nicely...


@Joseph, it was only a lil friendly banter, I told you I like you really, ages ago... 'memba? :)

[Seiroku]

Meh.
I can take the abuse, I just don't know how to reply in kind.

I wish I did though.

[LoveBullets]

A'ight. I can ask the Argonauts to stand down, but I can't really force them.

Argonauts, the Ripplemagne politely requests you leave Joseph be.
cross my heart.
I shall be naice

[Phlyarologist]

A'ight. I can ask the Argonauts to stand down, but I can't really force them.

Argonauts, the Ripplemagne politely requests you leave Joseph be.

Who?

And okay.

[Jinxieminx]

Meh.
I can take the abuse, I just don't know how to reply in kind.

I wish I did though.

It's okay, you'll learn :)

[Duvets]

I'm Morwenna, or Mo, Moey, Momo, Wenna, Ccosmonaut on ARG, whatever the hell you want to call me.
I'm 17, I study Music at college, I'm really boring and lack character but I smile a lot.

[Ripplemagne]

Who?

Seikoksdjfaldfjlasfjasl.

[Karbon]

I'm Natilly (recently just changed my name to Natalia through deedpoll, though. for a good reason, btw) I'm 19 and I'm Scottish. I'm studying Journalism at uni, however, I want to eventually be an editor as they do less and are paid more. I'm also aweshum.

[Phlyarologist]

I'm Natilly (recently just changed my name to Natalia through deedpoll, though. for a good reason, btw) I'm 19 and I'm Scottish. I'm studying Journalism at uni, however, I want to eventually be an editor as they do less and are paid more. I'm also aweshum. Also, I love the cock.

Yw ;*

[soggytoast]

My name is Joey, it's short for Joseph. I'm stuck in a pisspot little high school in a shithole of a town in southern Indiana, surrounded by rednecks and idiots, and just itching to get to college.
I like writing, I have a vast imagination, and I hate math. Awkwardly, instead of wanting to be an author, I want to go to college for computer programming and get into A.I. development. If I do pursue this career, I want to learn Japanese and get into Tokyo U (Japan's version of M.I.T.), just because I like a challenge.

I'm a very reserved person irl. Unfortunately for TF, I need an outlet somewhere. I want my personality to be known, but I'm never sure how to...well...be myself. It's hard to explain. I even confuse myself sometimes. I know I wrote a lot here, but as I said, I'm one of the few real new ARG members and havent developed the usual ARG sense of humor.

get the fuck out.


i'm the toast, ya'll know me.

[Phlyarologist]

get the fuck out.


i'm the toast, ya'll know me.

ye we do, my nigga, ye we do.

[Karbon]

I'm Natilly (recently just changed my name to Natalia through deedpoll, though. for a good reason, btw) I'm 19 and I'm Scottish. I'm studying Journalism at uni, however, I want to eventually be an editor as they do less and are paid more. I'm also aweshum.
I also love cock. Minus Clays.


Yw ;*


Fxd*

[Phlyarologist]

Fxd*

You didn't say that last night. :<

[Karbon]

You didn't say that last night. :<

dude shhhhh jinxie can see:nono:

[Phlyarologist]

dude shhhhh jinxie can see:nono:
She was involved in it as well, you know. I'm pretty sure Karla was, too.

You need to stop drinking so much. D:

[Karbon]

but what about that one time when jinxie was sleeping and karla was hatin on someone ...
oh right yeah. i getcha, shhh ;)

[Leon]

Welcome to all you new guys and gals.

[LoveBullets]

She was involved in it as well, you know. I'm pretty sure Karla was, too.

You need to stop drinking so much. D:
Yeah, you guys made me make you after sex sammiches >/

[Karbon]

an they was yummi :D

[LoveBullets]

an they was yummi :D
I put arsenic in em.

[isitso]

I reject the idea of introducing myself and have opted for posting stupid shit.

[Phlyarologist]

I reject the idea of introducing myself and have opted for posting stupid shit.

Looks like you're getting in some good practice already!

[vermicide]

Hai, I'm old and embarrassed. :x

[lawlseanny]

I'm Sean. I'm 22. I work in a video game store and do nothing all day. I am joining the military in the fall of this year, depending on whether or not I can get my ass in shape by then.

[isitso]

Looks like you're getting in some good practice already!

.....admittedly, I walked myself right into that one.

Anyways, I'm isitso. My real name is Rosalie, but I prefer people on forums to refer to me by isitso or isit. I'm 15 and enrolled in a Private High School, sophomore year. I own two dogs and one horse. My passions are Dressage and certain fields of Science.

[LoveBullets]

.....admittedly, I walked myself right into that one.

Anyways, I'm isitso. My real name is Rosalie, but I prefer people on forums to refer to me by isitso or isit. I'm 15 and enrolled in a Private High School, sophomore year. I own two dogs and one horse. My passions are Dressage and certain fields of Science.
I thought you were older.....weird...

[lawlseanny]

I also thought she was older, until Malarkey told me otherwise.

[isitso]

What makes me seem older? That's odd. Perhaps it is my blandness.

[LoveBullets]

What makes me seem older? That's odd. Perhaps it is my blandness.
I think it's the way you post. Very mature-ish sounding.

[lawlseanny]

I think it's the way you word things and all around type. It doesn't seem like how a 15 year old would type, if that makes any sense.

[isitso]

l0lz oh u gaiz 2 naize 2 me!!!!!!

If I had to classify my age by my personality I would say a typical 65 year old male. Irritated, calm, tired, apathetic, anti-social, laughs at strange things.

[LoveBullets]

l0lz oh u gaiz 2 naize 2 me!!!!!!

If I had to classify my age by my personality I would say a typical 65 year old male. Irritated, calm, tired, apathetic, anti-social, laughs at strange things.
Yeah...you do give off that old lady vibe, and I mean that in the nicest way possible ofc

[Beans]

I'm billehbillehbilleh and i'm 20 as of around 2 weeks ago. I was in college earlier this year until they lost my work and recorded no grades which has forced me to leave as I can't get any better then a 1 year award unless i was to do all my work over again.
I have a part time delivery job and am looking for something more fufilling and full time. I try to live a laid back and mellow life and take everything pretty easy but like to get my kicks out of speed. My main hobbies would lay in my cars as I am somewhat trying to get mine mag featured lol.
I can usually be found drunk at the weekend in my town more or less destroying my life somehow, but it was fun at the time.. and sorta after.

I am infactuated by fire and also i recently had a play with a petrol grinder and want to buy one asap.

[Grendel]

And you didn't keep copies of your work? Are you retarded!?

[Andy C]

Billybaws, you should combine your need for speed together with the weekend self-destruction and throw some amphetamine into the mix sometime. That will either prove to be one hell of a downward spiral or light a bonfire under your ass so fucking high you can infatuate over yourself. Regardless, it will get you fucked up. And there's nothing like getting fucked up when you and your chick are covered in bruises and blood from wild, untamed puma sex.


Andrew here -- also from Arg. A man pushing the limits of body and mind to accomplish the impossible; Super fluous God Mode. But seriously, my life right now is work (commoner position), training (military, like seanny, a pawn in the govenor's game (but I plan to live forever)), eating (upscale restaurants with hot maitre d's, duel-wielding tits that would prove a fitting challenge for even the craftsmen at Wicks to get stuck in about) and sleeping (because I need my beauty sleep). Quite socially dysfunctional and eccentric. If what I type comes across asshole like, it's all part of my manly essence (loljk), It's really in jest.

From a once-over, your forum looks to be qoooite sound, my man. A definite upgrade from ARG. So, I think that's my introduction taken care of, how do you do? Mmm mm. I thought why not na-na na-na...

[Beans]

And you didn't keep copies of your work? Are you retarded!?

I was doing an Art course, I'm not going to dupe work as I don't expect it to get lost from never leaving a room.


Billybaws, you should combine your need for speed together with the weekend self-destruction and throw some amphetamine into the mix sometime. That will either prove to be one hell of a downward spiral or light a bonfire under your ass so fucking high you can infatuate over yourself. Regardless, it will get you fucked up. And there's nothing like getting fucked up when you and your chick are covered in bruises and blood from wild, untamed puma sex.


Mmm I think this sounds awesome. But yet I'm scared.

[Grendel]

I was doing an Art course, I'm not going to dupe work as I don't expect it to get lost from never leaving a room.

That does make sense, but you could have at least taken proff of your work - didn't you take pictures to add to your portfolio anyway? In my opinion, if you didn't take the time to cover your own ass, it was your own fault.

[soggytoast]

I would say a typical 65 year old male. Irritated, calm, tired, apathetic, anti-social, laughs at strange things.

that's possibly the sexiest thing i've ever read in my life

[Andy C]

Aye. When do I get slapped with the 18+ business? I want a little swatch of the scuddy section.

Right, nevermind... DON'T PANIC. Would help if I read.

Behave yourself.

[Beans]

That does make sense, but you could have at least taken proff of your work - didn't you take pictures to add to your portfolio anyway? In my opinion, if you didn't take the time to cover your own ass, it was your own fault.

I'm sorry if the last thing on my mind is that a mexican cleaner'll throw my work away? Of course I have images and photo's of some of my final pieces but if you weren't such a retard you'd know that having just the product isn't what scores marks, it's all the work in the middle, the brief, research, initial ideas, designs etc etc.. Everyone i know just uses the original work that they did for the course because it never went missing while waiting for it to be marked.

Yeah I can totally see how the blame's on me.

[Jinxieminx]

I'm *Sir billehbillehbilleh and i'm 20 as of around 2 weeks ago. I was in college earlier this year until they lost my work and recorded no grades which has forced me to leave as I can't get any better then a 1 year award unless i was to do all my work over again.
I have a part time delivery job and am looking for something more fufilling and full time. I try to live a laid back and mellow life and take everything pretty easy but like to get my kicks out of speed. My main hobbies would lay in my cars as I am somewhat trying to get mine mag featured lol.
I can usually be found drunk at the weekend in my town more or less destroying my life somehow, but it was fun at the time.. and sorta after.

I am infactuated by fire and also i recently had a play with a petrol grinder and want to buy one asap.

fix'd

[Duvets]

I have dreams about Billy.

[Vermilion Edict]

'course, I'm too awesome to need an introduction, but for all of whom it may concern, I am a sexy bitch, and I guess I'm here to stay.

[Duvets]

....agghhh...hi

[Vermilion Edict]

I can already tell, you and I aren't going to get along.

[Duvets]

I managed to ignore you before, I'm sure I still can.

[LoveBullets]

you found me >/
Gahd. Imma go hide my dog now.

[Vermilion Edict]

you found me >/
Gahd. Imma go hide my dog now.

O bby, I love it when you two play hard to get.

[LoveBullets]

O bby, I love it when you two play hard to get.
Excuse me while I go get some purell.

[Duvets]

It's okay, Karla.
Ignore him and he'll disappear.

[Vermilion Edict]

Wait a second... I know you.

Shit I thought you were some TF oldie from before ARG's death.

[Prophet]

'course, I'm too awesome to need an introduction, but for all of whom it may concern, I am a sexy bitch, and I guess I'm here to stay.

<3<3<3<3

just isn't a migration without our favorite white-hating Native American yo

[Duvets]

wat u dnt kno me...

[Vermilion Edict]

<3<3<3<3

just isn't a migration without our favorite white-hating Native American yo

Hey, it ain't a herd without yours truly. Good to see you're still lurking somewhere, Proph.

And yeah, I've toned the racism down a bit.


wat u dnt kno me...

Whatever you say, mo.

[Duvets]

Aww I love people saying my name.
Damn you.

Nah man I like you secretly.

[LoveBullets]

Aww I love people saying my name.
Damn you.

Nah man I like you secretly.
I secks u secretly.

[Vermilion Edict]

Awesome.

Tbh, I know I seemed like the 'odd one out' back at ARG for a while there, bit of an ass, but... bluntly, get to know me a little, I'm like a big cuddly bunny on the inside.

Good thing this is a totally private conversation, by the way.

[Duvets]

Secretly?
We're far from discreet with our love making.

[lawlseanny]

Contrary to me usually saying I hate rev, I actually enjoy reading his posts.

[LoveBullets]

Secretly?
We're far from discreet with our love making.
Wel, we would be if you didn't yell so damn loud.

[Vermilion Edict]

Contrary to me usually saying I hate rev, I actually enjoy reading his posts.

I aim to please. Just ask Jinxie.

[Duvets]

Wel, we would be if you didn't yell so damn loud.

I am a noisy lover.
Likethiswoman (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/woman-accused-of-breaching-noisy-sex-asbo-1674955.html)

[Vermilion Edict]

Woman, I command you,

prove it.

[gabzillasaurus]

The fuck is an edict?

[Vermilion Edict]

Wiki it up.

[lawlseanny]

The fuck is an edict?
They don't teach you kids anything in school anymore.

[Vermilion Edict]

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/edict

[Jinxieminx]

I aim to please. Just ask Jinxie.

What is this???

Naw, Rev's trying so we be naise to him. Afterall, there aren't many of the ARGonauts left in comparison to the old days.

[Tobifreed]

The name is Tobi. I enjoy making gay jokes and talking about shit no one else cares about.
Coolest guy you will ever meet.

[Jinxieminx]

Coolest guy you will ever meet.

orly? :skep:

[Tobifreed]

Yes, really.

[Jinxieminx]

Yes, really.

Say whom? :skep:

[Tobifreed]

Every rational person alive.

[isitso]

I disagree.

[soggytoast]

The name is Tobi. I enjoy making gay jokes and talking about shit no one else cares about.
Coolest guy you will ever meet.

FYI to everyone that doesn't know tobi, every picture now posted will be fapped to by this guy. you have been warned.

[Jinxieminx]

I disagree.

This.

[LoveBullets]

I disagree.
can't we all just get along?

[Tobifreed]

Like I said every RATIONAL persona alive.

[LoveBullets]

Like I said every RATIONAL persona alive.
I saw that one coming from like way over there ->

[killchaucer]

That's because you're not rational.

[Duvets]

Don't make me quote meangirls

[LoveBullets]

Don't make me quote meangirls
lemme butter your muffin bby

[phaggot]

im grate

[Karbon]

your moms chest hair

[Duvets]

too gay to function

[Karbon]

you can't sit with us!

[Duvets]

If you're from Africa...how come you're white?

[LoveBullets]

If you're from Africa...how come you're white?
That is SO FETCH!

[Duvets]

Stop trying to make fetch happen, Karla

[LoveBullets]

Stop trying to make fetch happen, Karla
shuddup my boobs can tell when it's raining.

[Ripplemagne]

Word. I make it rain on dem hos.

[Duvets]

Oh my god, Danny DeVito, I love your work!

[LoveBullets]

Word. I make it rain on dem hos.
that's why your hair is so big, it's full of secrets

[Duvets]

He asked me how to spell 'orange'

[LoveBullets]

He asked me how to spell 'orange'
Boo, you whore!

[Duvets]

...You smell like a baby prostitute

[Jinxieminx]

I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

[LoveBullets]

I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!
Get in loser, we're going shopping!

[Jinxieminx]

If only you knew how mean she really is... You know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them any more. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am such a good friend! :(

[Duvets]

You try to act so innocent like "oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"

[Jinxieminx]

I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.

[Duvets]

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

[LoveBullets]

You try to act so innocent like "oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
She's fabulous, but she's evil.

[Jinxieminx]

Regina:You know Aaron really does like you. He's always talking about how unusual you are and it really pissed me off. Like this one time, I got this really expensive doll house from Germany, but I never played with it. So my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn't want it...
Cady: You begged your mom to let you keep it?
Regina: No. I threw it down the stairs.

[Beans]

I have dreams about Billy.

And I dream of you );

[LoveBullets]

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

[Jinxieminx]

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!

[LoveBullets]

I like *invented* her, you know what I mean?

[Jinxieminx]

I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.

[LoveBullets]

You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!

[Duvets]

...baby ruuth?

[LoveBullets]

I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.

[Jinxieminx]

I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

[Duvets]

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle.
So that Man could fight the dinosaurs.
And the homosexuals.

[LoveBullets]

Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT

[Duvets]

Mother-
AGGGHHHH

[LoveBullets]

You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of plastics.

[Jinxieminx]

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

[LoveBullets]

Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!

[Beans]

imma get some dinna

[Phlyarologist]

I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

You little tease. :(

[Jinxieminx]

Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

[LoveBullets]

I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

[Ghosthustler]

I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

I can too, actually.

[Jinxieminx]

Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!

[LoveBullets]

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

[Jinxieminx]

There are two kinds of evil people in the world... those who do evil stuff, and those who see evil stuff being done and don't do anything about it

[LoveBullets]

Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.

[Jinxieminx]

Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

[LoveBullets]

the whole movie is a giant quote.

[Vermilion Edict]

What the... fuck is going on here?

[Duvets]

quote deez nuts...

[LoveBullets]

What the... fuck is going on here?
Coach REV, step away from the underage girls!

[Vermilion Edict]

Well then,

C'mere you <3

[LoveBullets]

Well then,

C'mere you <3
*grumble*
step away from the legal girls too.

[Jinxieminx]

*grumble*
step away from the legal grils too.

yeah, she's mine.

[knight0022]

i am Sir Knight

Sir Knight

[Giggle Monster]

Damn, I'm too late, I missed another Mean Girls quote-a-thon!

[LoveBullets]

Damn, I'm too late, I missed another Mean Girls quote-a-thon!
You'll catch it next time don't worry.

[Giggle Monster]

This is the second one I haven't participated in though. I'm noticing a trend. xD

[LoveBullets]

This is the second one I haven't participated in though. I'm noticing a trend. xD
I'll alert you when the next one starts happening. i've got your back don't worry your pretty little head.

[Giggle Monster]

Hm, sounds fair enough to me. I shall wait for your call.

[LoveBullets]

Hm, sounds fair enough to me. I shall wait for your call.
I might not call until three days after I said I would jsyk

[Vermilion Edict]

You're so considerate <3

[lawlseanny]

yall bitches is gay