Don't Call Me Guido

[Ripplemagne]

Hey everyone, my name is Antonio Lucabrazzi and I stumbled upon this dreadful site through google. Bored out of my mind, so I decided to post here a bit. I'm 21 years old and about to graduate college with a degree in British Literature, and plan to head to graduate school in my home country of Italy. Hope you guys are interesting and not a huge waste of time!

Also take note of the title, I do not take kindly to ignorance and by now am used to the flood of Italian fetishists online, so please do not be a perverted sheep. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfUXuBaJ1E)

[YourImaginaryFriend]

Now see this was funny.

[isitso]

l0lz I get teh referunz

Good play old sport

[Jinxieminx]

Lol Ripp +10 awesome points. <3

[Ripplemagne]

Glad ya think so. And I hate to ruin your (and, consequently, mine as well) fun, but...

Kikio Mitsuo. So, am I garnering that your name means "shining man"? Unless you're placing your surname last, in which case that calls into question what your first name means (considering the name you're looking for is Kikyo) has no Japanese meaning.

Not to mention the professional quality of the picture in your profile, which I'm sure you'll try to pass off as you're a model or some shit. Yet, you're a British Literature student and clearly have quite a bit of time on your hands. The time for modeling would be scant. But you can always say it's not you, but then why post a picture of some random Japanese chick if it's not you?

Not to mention that you use a masculine username, based on the main character of the movie Harakiri. This is in direct contrast with your contrived attempt to appear feminine by posting in pink text to give the preconceived idea that you are a female.

Beyond that, your blatant character flaws seal the case for a troll, through and through. As Samanther pointed out, you make the attempt to introject your race/ethnicity into your introduction, eluding to it in your very first post. Yet, at the same time, you attempt to censure anyone who bings that up (going as far as to make your thread title "Don't Call Me Kawaii".) By 21 and the fact that you claim to be quite well known with the internet (can't use the excuse that you're not on the internet much because your intro post says otherwise) to know that teling people not to say something so aggressively is just going to make them do it.

Not to mention the fact that you seem quite Americanized already and hold a strong grasp of the language, which likely means you've been here for awhile. As such, your excessive clinging to Japanese culture and the introjection of such wouldn't make sense. You're either Americanized or you're not.

Combine that with your immediate shift to battle mode upon joining affirms your troll-like nature.

Case closed. Troll better, please.

[vermicide]

Oh.

[LoveBullets]

lol kay :p

[lawlseanny]

Ripp you're such a guido.

[Ripplemagne]

Meanie.

[YourImaginaryFriend]

Google does you no good in reality, sorry mister Ripplemagne. You seem to miss many situations and complexities that could explain any discrepancies and that leads to an overall overly presumptuous passage. I will not take the time to explain them because that would be wasting my time on something you've already decided.

[Ripplemagne]

In other words, "I can't refute this, so I'm just going to pretend that there's some phantom way of doing so, but I'm too superior or some shit to actually point it out."

;)

[YourImaginaryFriend]

Actually had a long list of nice replies that were obviously bullshit but would've been fun but was too lazy to type them.

[Ripplemagne]

Actually had a long list of nice replies that were obviously bullshit but would've been fun but was too lazy to type them.


I think this speaks for itself. Cheerio, ol' boy.

[YourImaginaryFriend]

That's kind of why it's written like that! If my words don't speak for themselves I think there would be a problem.

[Jinxieminx]

Stop this faggotry.