Heyho

[Acoustic Menace]

So i'm kind of new to this forum... in the sense that i'm new to this forum.

I'm Danny, yeah? So call me that, or Acoustic Menace... or Squigglebob Saggytit Mgoo. Anything that comes to mind is usually a good bet to call me.

I'm blunt about things. If you want an opinion, then it's probably not going to be the one you're after. I'll say things as I see them, which generally leads to people disliking me because they think i'm just insulting them. So if theres something you want to know, but want to hear a certain answer... sod off away from me because i'll not please you.
I hate the whole idea of people giving 'hints', they're stupid. If your not foward enough to say what you have to say i'm not going to bother taking notice.
I'm fairly sarcastic... or unfairly in some cases. And I try to make serious things into a joke. If you can't laugh at yourself, your going to struggle with everyone else laughing at you, right?
I'm inappropriate... saying stupid things at stupid times to stupid people with stupid ideas in my stupid head. Stupid.
I don't often ask advice, I find that i'm better at giving it than recieving it.

I really cannot be botherd to type anymore onto here, because by the end of it i'll sound like the Anti-Christ. If there's anything you wanna know, or not know, then just message me. Hey, presto, you've asked!

Oh, and Acoustic Menace is my Xbox Live gamercard, so add me on there if you like. That's not to say i'll play any games with you, though.

Farewell.

:leaving:

[Jinxieminx]

nice life story. fuck you.

[Acoustic Menace]

^o).
Yeah, quite typically my life story of nearly 20 years is over within a single thread that's a 2 minute read.
Oh, how your sarcasm cut me deep to my soul. </3

[Malarkey]

Here's how it's going to go down.

I'm going to ask you: How are you doing?

You're going to say: Well, outside of being kidnapped and held for ransom by a band of chimpanzees, finding out my parents don't love me enough to pay the ransom, escaping, but having to pay random truckers in sexual favors in order to hitchhike my way home, it's going just peachy keen.

Aaaaaaand go!

[WastedlittleDj]

Welcome to TF ...

[Jinxieminx]

^o).
Yeah, quite typically my life story of nearly 20 years is over within a single thread that's a 2 minute read.
Oh, how your sarcasm cut me deep to my soul. </3
Oh don't take me so seriously, sourpuss.

Welcome to TF.

[Malarkey]

^o).
Oh, how your sarcasm cut me deep to my soul. </3

Don't be silly! You don't have a soul. And that wasn't sarcasm - that was Portuguese.

[Jinxieminx]

Don't be silly! You don't have a soul. And that wasn't sarcasm - that was Portuguese.

AHMAHGAHD you speak Portuguese too?!

[Incendiary]

I like your intro. welcome.

[Malarkey]

AHMAHGAHD you speak Portuguese too?!

YAH I TOTLY DO! Fluently. <3

[Charlotte(:]

Welcomes!

[Acoustic Menace]

Here's how it's going to go down.

I'm going to ask you: How are you doing?

You're going to say: Well, outside of being kidnapped and held for ransom by a band of chimpanzees, finding out my parents don't love me enough to pay the ransom, escaping, but having to pay random truckers in sexual favors in order to hitchhike my way home, it's going just peachy keen.

Aaaaaaand go!
-Sits patiently and awaits the cue.-


Oh don't take me so seriously, sourpuss.

Welcome to TF.


Don't be silly! You don't have a soul. And that wasn't sarcasm - that was Portuguese.

I'll try not to. ;]
And damn, that was some amazing Portuguese.




And taaaah people.

[Malarkey]

How are you doing?

[Acoustic Menace]

Well, outside of being kidnapped and held for ransom by a band of chimpanzees, finding out my parents don't love me enough to pay the ransom, escaping, but having to pay random truckers in sexual favors in order to hitchhike my way home, it's going just peachy keen

[Malarkey]

Okay everyone. See that? THAT is how you train a n00b.

Thank you, thank you. -bows-

[Acoustic Menace]

Bullying the little guy? =[
You've got style.

[Malarkey]

Training is much different than bullying. I suggested something, and you did it perfectly willingly. I didn't put a gun to your head. I didn't threaten you or call you names. I'm just that good.

[Acoustic Menace]

I went along with it, that's not training i'm 'fraid.

Also, if you must put a tag on it... Grooming sounds better than training. (Y)

[lawlseanny]

Allo

[Malarkey]

I suggested something to you, and provided you with a cue.

When I cued, you responded with the suggested response.

That is the very definition of training I'm afraid.

Also, I prefer the word training. Grooming sounds like you're a dog or an ape. I guess if you don't mind that then, I could switch to the word grooming...

[Ripplemagne]

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

[lawlseanny]

In your mouth?

[isitso]

tl;dr

welcome, I don't like your avatar.

[Prophet]

supho

[Beans]

Sup, hull's cool. I been there.

Wouldn't reccomend it.

But it's cool if you live these an all. My gran's from there.
So must be cool.