From Mount Olympus, with love.

[Aphrodite]

Greetings mere mortals!

I am Aphrodite, Olympian Goddess of Beauty and Love.

I have brought forth my personage, so that I may elevate the inhabitants of this rank and heathenish forum by allowing them to catch a glimpse of the radiant perfection that is I.

Do not look directly at me however, as you will surely be reduced to a pile of ash within mere seconds. As I am a supreme and most beautiful being, I expect you to grant me your immediate love, adoration, and obedience.

Do not tremble in fear, poor mortal, but pledge your allegiance to me, Aphrodite, and I may choose not to cast you to Hades' fiery pits of despair, solitude and certain torturous demise.

[Malarkey]

You should do all of the forum members' love horoscopes. I have a small feeling you'd be good at it.

[Aphrodite]

My child, putting your faith in Aphrodite will bring you fruits of great joy.

Love, you say?
I foresee a struggle ahead for you. Your heart battles with your head in a conflict between common sense and emotion. You are strong willed. You will defeat your demons and find a new beau, romance shall flourish.

[Jinxieminx]

Pls2domenxt

the horoscopethingymajiggy pls. <3

>.> Copycat Norse God idiot.

[Darts]

Yeah do my horoscope too plz Aphrodite :]

[Aphrodite]

Mr Jinxieminx,

Whom do you address with this impertinant tone?
The veil of color on your venomous words does not fool me. I see through this clever ruse.

I am a Goddess. I demand to be treated as such!
As for your fortune in affairs of the heart, for displeasing Aphrodite I will save you no pity. You shall have no fortune.

I can assure you that you are to face many unfortunate circumstances. Your faith will be shaken. You shall be left emotionally scarred and your heart, it will be shattered. This will leave a thousand pieces from which my servants shall make a mosaic in my honor.

Miss Darts,

Your happy and charismatic personality will come into its ownand you shall be a rose amongst thorns.

If you have a love, the bonds will grow tighter. Should you be searching for a male of your kind, he shall be with you soon, to sweep you off of your feet.

Aphrodite will play a lead role in the coming months of your existence. Take advantage of her being so readily at hand. Bring sacrifices to the altar of the Goddess of Love. Keeping her jubilant so that you may rejoice in your newfound levels of love.

[Darts]

XD Buzzin'. <3

[Ripplemagne]

You're a little late. All of the other gods have already packed up and moved on elsewhere. Baldr came by to say hello the other day though.

[Shane]

Greetings mere mortals!

I am Aphrodite, Olympian Goddess of Beauty and Love.

I have brought forth my personage, so that I may elevate the inhabitants of this rank and heathenish forum by allowing them to catch a glimpse of the radiant perfection that is I.

Do not look directly at me however, as you will surely be reduced to a pile of ash within mere seconds. As I am a supreme and most beautiful being, I expect you to grant me your immediate love, adoration, and obedience.

Do not tremble in fear, poor mortal, but pledge your allegiance to me, Aphrodite, and I may choose not to cast you to Hades' fiery pits of despair, solitude and certain torturous demise.
Welcome Rico, errr, I mean Aphrodite. :P

[Darts]

As in the Rico we know and love? hahaha, if so no wonder I got such a good horoscope.

[WastedlittleDj]

Welcome to TF haha xD

[vermicide]

Oh.

[Ripplemagne]

Oh?

[vermicide]

Yeah. Nothing intended by it, just oh.

[Ripplemagne]

So, it was basically worthless?

[vermicide]

Yeah. But so are these whole joke personas IMO, so I think it's kind of even. I choose to contribute nothing rather than say something mean. It's not nice. :)

[Ripplemagne]

Oh, don't worry. I've come to expect that from you at this point.

[WastedlittleDj]

I quite like the joke personas personally, gives me a chuckle really, and at least it shows some people still have an imagination.

[vermicide]

Yeah, but I saw it all already. It was sort of amusing the first time I guess. If anything I'd like to see new ones, just for TF.

[WastedlittleDj]

Can't say I've seen before hence a different opinion to you :) but yeah can imagine if you've seen it before, it being a little stale.

[Malarkey]

My child, putting your faith in Aphrodite will bring you fruits of great joy.

Love, you say?
I foresee a struggle ahead for you. Your heart battles with your head in a conflict between common sense and emotion. You are strong willed. You will defeat your demons and find a new beau, romance shall flourish.

That's just vague enough that it just might work!

Praise Aphrodite in all her heart-shaped wisdom!

[Jinxieminx]

Hmph.

[Duvets]

Hai

[LoveBullets]

pledge allegiance you say? Well, I'll think about it. do you have weekly orgies made of win?

[lawlseanny]

I would like a fortune, please.

[Phlyarologist]

Fuck Olympus. Mount this penis, imo.

[LoveBullets]

Fuck Olympus. Mount this penis, imo.
I hear she has many lovers ;]
you might just get lucky

[-Hera-]

Foolish mortals, do not welcome Aphrodite into your realm. She is the foulest Goddess I have ever laid eyes on. I do not comprehend how Paris could have chosen you as the most beautiful being. Clearly, you are lacking in both power and beauty.

[Ripplemagne]

So... Aphrodite is hotter than you? Kay, I'm on her side.

[krysbaby]

Just joined.

[LoveBullets]

So... Aphrodite is hotter than you? Kay, I'm on her side.
Aphrodite is the whore of Olympus if you side with her your reputation will be stained lol jk she's purdy

team aphro ftw


plus she's not a bitch >.>

[Ripplemagne]

So, I'll wear a condom. Ain't no different than Chloroform Girl and her sexually transmitted demons.

[-Hera-]

Aphrodite's skills in the bedroom will leave you unsatisfied, young man.
You should truly reconsider you intend to bed with her.

[Ripplemagne]

Is that a counter offer?

[lawlseanny]

I'm still waiting for my fortune.

[Prophet]

OKVT-hFz6VA

^care to explain this yo?

[lawlseanny]

I lol'd so hard at that part.

[Aphrodite]

I leave you for one moon, and you have created rumors already?
Who is this Rico of whom you speak?
The mere idea that Aphrodite could be an imposter is clearly fallacious.


That's just vague enough that it just might work!

Praise Aphrodite in all her heart-shaped wisdom!

Thank you my child, continue to walk in the ways of Aphrodite and salvation will surely be yours.


Hmph.

Aphrodite recommends you pull back that protruding bottom lip of yours, it only accentuates an already calamitous appearance.


Hai

Hello there, my sweet child.


pledge allegiance you say? Well, I'll think about it. do you have weekly orgies made of win?


Fuck Olympus. Mount this penis, imo.


I hear she has many lovers ;]
you might just get lucky

It is true, I love many. Aphrodite has the most love to give on Mount Olympus.
I see not, why one being should receive my love exclusively. My followers can be assured they will have no lack of erotic encounters as I, Aphrodite, am the Goddess of Sexual Rapture.


I would like a fortune, please.

My dear child, you are indecisive at present. Your love is shown in a way that many do not understand. This is not an obstacle, as your love is yet to flourish. Rejoice, for Aphrodite will guide you through this troublesome time with a gentle hand.


Foolish mortals, do not welcome Aphrodite into your realm. She is the foulest Goddess I have ever laid eyes on. I do not comprehend how Paris could have chosen you as the most beautiful being. Clearly, you are lacking in both power and beauty.

My darling Hera, I cannot change dear Paris' decision nor can I change my appearance or the fact that you cannot keep your husband true. Please, do not be so hateful. It is not becoming of a Goddess of your position.
It is quite obvious that those who follow the spiteful Hera, are not worthy of my presence, and shall cease to receive Aphrodite's tender love immediately.


So... Aphrodite is hotter than you? Kay, I'm on her side.

You thought to compare Aphrodite with the Goddess known as Hera to determine the most beautiful?

That is unfair to poor Hera, as she stands no chance. Aphrodite's beauty is unparalleled and the baneful Hera knows this.


Aphrodite is the whore of Olympus if you side with her your reputation will be stained lol jk she's purdyteam aphro ftwplus she's not a bitch

It is not in my nature to be a bitch, I am gentle, serene and loving. I am glad to see such strong willed devotion. That not even the mighty Hera can perturb.


Aphrodite's skills in the bedroom will leave you unsatisfied, young man. You should truly reconsider you intend to bed with her.

Does your envy know no bounds, sweet Hera? I am Goddess of Sexual Rapture. No other Olympian can even begin to compare my touch.

[Ripplemagne]

I approve of these two. It's probably Revellion or something, but even if it is, he's doing a damn good job. XD


You thought to compare Aphrodite with the Goddess known as Hera to determine the most beautiful?

That is unfair to poor Hera, as she stands no chance. Aphrodite's beauty is unparalleled and the baneful Hera knows this.

De Magne requires to know the sexual credentials of both goddesses as well as pix provided for him to determine who is more worthy of nomnoming his endless genitalia.

And go.

[Duvets]

This is far too much excitement for young Momo.

[Darts]

Can has our own excitement bby <3 ;)

[Duvets]

GYES PLAEZE
;o

[Darts]

http://www.crywalt.com/blog/images/funny-pictures-sad-cat-blackandwhite.jpg


D:

[lawlseanny]

My dear child, you are indecisive at present. Your love is shown in a way that many do not understand. This is not an obstacle, as your love is yet to flourish. Rejoice, for Aphrodite will guide you through this troublesome time with a gentle hand.

Wrong, honeybunch.

[vermicide]

http://www.freemania.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/free-box-honey-bunches-of-oats.jpg :)

[-Hera-]

Do not be confused, my dear Aphrodite. I am merely pointing out the flaws in your nature. anyone with half a brain can see that out of the two of us I am the one who is the most beautiful. How you managed too fool that pitiful Paris I will never know. There is nothing in you that is worthy of my hate or jealousy.

Anyone who wishes to align themselves with you will soon learn that they have made the wrong decision.

[vermicide]

Do not be confused, my dear Aphrodite. I am merely pointing out the flaws in your nature. anyone with half a brain can see that out of the two of us I am the one who is the most beautiful. How you managed too fool that pitiful Paris I will never know. There is nothing in you that is worthy of my hate or jealousy.

Anyone who wishes to align themselves with you will soon learn that they have made the wrong decision.

You do have a hotter pic, IMO.

[Duvets]

Tru dat. Tru dat.

[Ripplemagne]

Do you guys plan on posting anywhere other than the introduction forum?

[LoveBullets]

Do you guys plan on posting anywhere other than the introduction forum?
yeah seriously guise.

[-Hera-]

We post where we please, and when we deem the thread worthy of our attention.

[Ripplemagne]

Don't be stingey. Spread the love, yo.

[LoveBullets]

Don't be stingey. Spread the love, yo.
What a prude.