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iaxa
April 19th '06, 09:58 AM
thought ya might like ... even though ya mumma jokes are kinda old .


Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her.

Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!''

Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her.

Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pisses.

Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down

Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub

Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink

Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

God.
April 19th '06, 10:16 AM
lol, they may be old, but they never die. :D

"Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down" - Genius:)

~Wayne~
April 19th '06, 12:35 PM
I remember printing pages and pages of these off in my secondary school xD

LukeEv_17
April 19th '06, 05:57 PM
lol keep em coming lol

iaxa
April 20th '06, 06:56 AM
kkk ill try .. .takes a while to find em ... well find some good ones that no one has heard of!

Darts
April 20th '06, 08:37 AM
Yo momma's so fat that when she stood on the weighing scales it said "To Be Continued...." :p

Brianna.
April 20th '06, 12:41 PM
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went goes to school she gets to sit next to EVERYBODY.

iaxa
April 21st '06, 12:30 PM
here is a couple more

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
http://jokes.comedycentral.com/images/v2/pix_clear.gif Yo' Mama's so fat, she fell off all four sides of the bed.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

Yo' mama so fat, she makes the Klumps look like supermodels!

Yo mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire

Yo' mama so nasty, she went to the barber shop, unbuttoned her shirt, and said cut my hair!


Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!

Shane
April 21st '06, 02:16 PM
All of these are brilliant. Get them submitted to the jokes section. ;)

iaxa
April 22nd '06, 01:48 AM
would if the link worked.. or i dont have the power to submit them.

LukeEv_17
April 27th '06, 12:59 PM
lol good jokes