iaxa
April 19th '06, 09:58 AM
thought ya might like ... even though ya mumma jokes are kinda old .
Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her.
Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!''
Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pisses.
Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down
Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub
Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink
Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her.
Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!''
Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pisses.
Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down
Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub
Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink
Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.