Bow and ye shall be spared

[Odin]

I am Odin. I rule all. Yes, even you.

Submit your virgin daughters, sisters and used up wives to my unabashed use and you shall be spared.

Rest assured, I will wreck you if you're stupid. I might not do it with such profanity laced eloquence as Thor, but that's why my son is so good at what he does. He's a specialist, I'm a generalist.

I will be posting when I can, but don't expect prompt response. The calls of running the known universe often keep me offline for days on end.

[Jinxieminx]

Oh here we go... >.<

[Odin]

That's what she said.

[Poseidon]

Poseidon thinks that shit just got real.

[Jinxieminx]

That's what she said.

I know that's what I said. Jeez, why the repetition?
Getting forgetful in your old age?

Welcome back Odin.

[Poseidon]

Poseidon is amused by the feisty one. She may be worthy of mounting my steed.

[Baldr]

Baldr sees that the All Father received his carrier pigeon message quite nicely. It is good to see you, father.

[Jinxieminx]

Poseidon is amused by the feisty one. She may be worthy of mounting my steed.

Obby.

As much as I'm flattered to be hit on by a Greek God, I have a husband. So, in short:

Kthxbai
pls2notsmite

[Poseidon]

Obby.

As much as I'm flattered to be hit on by a Greek God, I have a husband. So, in short:

Kthxbai
pls2notsmite

Poseidon fails to see why this is an issue. Even Aphrodite partook in adultery. What makes you so special?

[Jinxieminx]

I'm not Aphrodite, so whether she chooses to whore herself out and ignore her husband or be loyal, is her decision. It has got nothing to do with me.

Also, the question isn't what makes ME so special, but rather, what makes HIM so special.

Maybe you should take that up with him, hm?

[Poseidon]

I'm not Aphrodite, so whether she chooses to whore herself out and ignore her husband or be loyal, is her decision. It has got nothing to do with me.

Also, the question isn't what makes ME so special, but rather, what makes HIM so special.

Maybe you should take that up with him, hm?
Poseidon has no time to bother with the husbands of mortals. Come to think of it, Poseidon would be better off fornicating with Aphrodite, anyway. Carry on.

[Odin]

Enough of this prattle in my chambers.

Instead, bring me pictures of nubile lesbians, of all races, colors and creeds.

[Jinxieminx]

bring me pictures of nubile lesbians


Nubile young lesbian you say?

http://i42.tinypic.com/11u9tv9.jpg

[Odin]

I meant 18 young...


..and with much less clothing.

[Jinxieminx]

She's 17. It's legal over here. ;]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2e0mpz7.jpg

And if you're good, you can have the other half of the photo.

... I don't hold out much hope.

[Baldr]

If Baldr knows the All Father, he knows that Odin won't travel more than an hour out of his way for pussy.

[Odin]

Recent events have made me reconsider that policy in special circumstances. But as a general rule it still applies.

[Jinxieminx]

Mayne you's missin' out.

I'll report back after the Easter break and the donning of the Cathat. ;]

[Beans]

bujlshit this the real odin he ran away ages ago because he was like apussy or something irl i don't know buit modernguilt was all like "sup odin come sees me and we can ge tit ooooooooooon" and odin were like AIIIIIIIIIIGHT NIIGAAA and then like they met up and he weren't the womaniser he put himseoufl out asd and like pussyed out or some shit idk but yeah

rubiroo knows infact i think most of arg did
idk

idc tbh i r just drtink and rambling on about niggas and norse gos and shit

[Poseidon]

bujlshit this the real odin he ran away ages ago because he was like apussy or something irl i don't know buit modernguilt was all like "sup odin come sees me and we can ge tit ooooooooooon" and odin were like AIIIIIIIIIIGHT NIIGAAA and then like they met up and he weren't the womaniser he put himseoufl out asd and like pussyed out or some shit idk but yeah

rubiroo knows infact i think most of arg did
idk

idc tbh i r just drtink and rambling on about niggas and norse gos and shit

Poseidon thinks Sir Chavsalot should silence himself while he is under the influence.

[Baldr]

The buck toothed harlot neglected to mention quite a lot that occurred in her rendezvous with the All Father and twisted much. Also, her father is a fucking pimple dick who doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

[Beans]

stfu clay

[isitso]

I shan't bow for a god with such a feminine name.

[Odin]

bujlshit this the real odin he ran away ages ago because he was like apussy or something irl i don't know buit modernguilt was all like "sup odin come sees me and we can ge tit ooooooooooon" and odin were like AIIIIIIIIIIGHT NIIGAAA and then like they met up and he weren't the womaniser he put himseoufl out asd and like pussyed out or some shit idk but yeah

rubiroo knows infact i think most of arg did
idk

idc tbh i r just drtink and rambling on about niggas and norse gos and shit

Yes, the entire basis and truth of my character was not found in my thousands of posts all linking to the same wealth of life knowledge, but the words of a scorned exgirlfriend corroborated by her sister when I wasn't around to defend myself.

The depth of your logical faculties is astounding.

Besides, me and the ex are cool now.

[Jinxieminx]

By the ex, we are referring to the girl who offers an orange glow to all around her?

Just checkin'

[Odin]

No more talk of this, I will not be having any bashing of either party in this event.

Bygones are bygones and drama is stupid.

[Baldr]

May Baldr still call her a buck toothed Oompa Loompa if it does not pertain to Odin?

[Odin]

I'd prefer you didn't, but it's a free country.

[Beans]

i don't care i was just wondering what happened to waht what in the butt and shit yo
clear it up like this chicks vomit on the fancefloor earlier tonight, cause stepping into someone elses mess in your nice shoes just ain't nice yo

[Jinxieminx]

Sorry Sir Odin.... *gigglesnort*

Yeah, I have the same request as Baldr. Can I? Please, please, pretty please? ^_^

Edit: Billy, stop saying ''yo''. Only Prophet* can say that.


* Note: Others such as lawlseanny, Ripplemagne etc who have added to this debate previously may also say ''yo''.

[Poseidon]

stfu clay
Poseidon questions who this is addressing. Assuming you're not illiterate, you can clearly see that Poseidon's name is, in fact, Poseidon. This is, of course, if you were addressing Poseidon; quoting who you are responding to would be helpful.

Continue to bask in stupidity.

[Beans]

Poseidon questions who this is addressing. Assuming you're not illiterate, you can clearly see that Poseidon's name is, in fact, Poseidon. This is, of course, if you were addressing Poseidon; quoting who you are responding to would be helpful.

Continue to bask in stupidity.

stfu faggot

better

[Poseidon]

stfu faggot

better
Poseidon laughs at your lack of creativity.

[Odin]

bujlshit this the real odin he ran away ages ago because he was like apussy or something irl i don't know buit modernguilt was all like "sup odin come sees me and we can ge tit ooooooooooon" and odin were like AIIIIIIIIIIGHT NIIGAAA and then like they met up and he weren't the womaniser he put himseoufl out asd and like pussyed out or some shit idk but yeah

rubiroo knows infact i think most of arg did
idk

idc tbh i r just drtink and rambling on about niggas and norse gos and shit


Poseidon laughs at your lack of creativity.
And credulity.

[Jinxieminx]

http://i41.tinypic.com/28i5jyf.jpg

[Beans]

burnt as a sundried bittttttttch

[HeartStopper]

Hey pussy, I remember you. You're the guy who is all talk and no cock.

[Jinxieminx]

O_O Brett?

[Poseidon]

Hey pussy, I remember you. You're the guy who is all talk and no cock.
Poseidon senses butthurt.

[Odin]

No idea who that is.

Probably someone intimidated by my raw machismo and jealous of everything I've obtained.

It's natural.

[Jinxieminx]

Odin, it's Ready2wear. I think....

[Odin]

Oh Odin be damned, fucking really?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Beans]

ready2wear trousers of the forum LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

no rly he a loser who macho macho man and should ttly be singing ymca

[isitso]

Who is this ready2wear that is often spoken of?

[Beans]

he's real awesome

in his head

[Baldr]

Not there either.

[Poseidon]

Who is this ready2wear that is often spoken of?
Poseidon has observed the Argonauts for quite some time now. From the information gathered, ready2wear is Paulie Carbone. If you do not know who that is you should research it.

Needless to say, Carbone was verbally sodomized countless times and has yet to recover from it.

[HeartStopper]

Oh Odin be damned, fucking really?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yep, it's me. Last I recall you ran off scared of me like an infantile retard.


he's real awesome

in his head

Shut your fucking face you mouthy cunt.

[Beans]

Not there either.

he sucks so hard he burns himself

o burn

[Jinxieminx]

The muscle-photo with head blacked-out, gave it away.

This should be amusing.


Roro: Ready2Wear (http://arg.com/forum/search.php?searchid=212003)

[Beans]

Yep, it's me. Last I recall you ran off scared of me like an infantile retard.



Shut your fucking face you mouthy cunt.

mouthy cunt woweee i got megaburned like r2w style, perhaps i should work out and take a pic then black my face out then slit my wrists after everyone calls me fat and tells me i've no hope with that chick down the gym i fantasize over masturbating over her pic i got off the cctv

[Baldr]

This is Ready2Wear.

hJdseQsEbng

[Odin]

Yep, it's me. Last I recall you ran off scared of me like an infantile retard.
I seem to remember my buddy Ollerus offering to buy a plane ticket to where we lived so we could fight, and you ignored it like you never saw it.

But that's neither here, nor there.

[Giggle Monster]

Yep, it's me. Last I recall you ran off scared of me like an infantile retard.

Dude. No one is afraid of you.

[Beans]

lol when i read his username i thought of this for some reason

l7MK5Esy-L0

[Ready2Wear]

sup guys

I'm back

[Poseidon]

Dude. No one is afraid of you.

When G.I. Jane gets in on the action you know you're in for a good time. Poseidon foresees a train being run on Carbone shortly.

[Thor]

sup guys

I'm back

Wow, Thor wonders why you have so much man love for Odin... And why you have two accounts, one of which has you flexing off in an attempt to lure bears.

Odin, you should be proud, your very presence has returned ready2wear. Would you like Thor to post ready2wears personal messages to Thor? They're fucking hilarious in their patheticness.

[Jinxieminx]

This is hilar.

The Norse 'cept Baldr, are oblivious.

[Poseidon]

This is hilar.

The Norse 'cept Baldr, are oblivious.
They would have stayed that way if you hadn't mentioned it, fun killer.

[HeartStopper]

I seem to remember my buddy Ollerus offering to buy a plane ticket to where we lived so we could fight, and you ignored it like you never saw it.

But that's neither here, nor there.

Right, that's what happened.

Are you still caught up in that PUA bullshit and nailing trashy blonde bar whores?


sup guys

I'm back

Hahaha wow, I have a fake "me" on here. Why don't you guys just start a goddamn fan club while you're at it.

[Odin]

Post them. It will amuse me.

[Prophet]

Wow, Thor wonders why you have so much man love for Odin... And why you have two accounts, one of which has you flexing off in an attempt to lure bears.

Odin, you should be proud, your very presence has returned ready2wear. Would you like Thor to post ready2wears personal messages to Thor? They're fucking hilarious in their patheticness.

You got me Thor, please do post those fucking hilarious PMs of mine

I'd love to see them again, please refresh my shitty and gay as fuck memory ;)

P.S., I'm R2W

[Jinxieminx]

They would have stayed that way if you hadn't mentioned it, fun killer.

Quiet, you.

[Beans]

here come de heartstopper, turn it up!

[Baldr]

This thread delivers enough hearty laughs to Baldr's mighty Adam's apple to absolve you all from sacrificial offerings of the aforementioned goods for at least one week.

[HeartStopper]

Wow, Thor wonders why you have so much man love for Odin... And why you have two accounts, one of which has you flexing off in an attempt to lure bears.

Odin, you should be proud, your very presence has returned ready2wear. Would you like Thor to post ready2wears personal messages to Thor? They're fucking hilarious in their patheticness.

Dude, you're like 30 years old...fucking old ass loser.

[Poseidon]

Quiet, you.
Poseidon will obey no such order. Actually, you should follow your own advice since Poseidon was only responding.

[Odin]

The one thing I missed most about Ready was his avid and rampant maturity.

[Ready2Wear]

The one thing I missed most about Ready was his avid and rampant maturity.

it radiates like the sun

[Beans]

more Muscles = more girls?

[Odin]

Although his razor wit and comebacks with general and juvenile generalizations are a close second.

[isitso]

Right, that's what happened.

Are you still caught up in that PUA bullshit and nailing trashy blonde bar whores?



Hahaha wow, I have a fake "me" on here. Why don't you guys just start a goddamn fan club while you're at it.

I demand a formal introduction from you as well as a proper explanation as to why people seem to be so ruffled by you.

[Jinxieminx]

Gives me that warm fuzzy feeling inside.

The whole family's back together again, we've come full circle.


It's the Circle of Life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle
The Circle of Life

[Tobifreed]

Shit just got gay.

[Odin]

Tends to happen wherever Ready goes.

It's like he caries a gay pride rainbow with him wherever he goes.

[HeartStopper]

I demand a formal introduction from you as well as a proper explanation as to why people seem to be so ruffled by you.

I'm just some guy who lifts weights and doesn't like shit-talking little online bitches, especially when they don't back up the shit they say.

Hence why I didn't get along with that baby-dicked jarhead Odin and his faggot middle-aged friend Thor.

[Ready2Wear]

I demand a formal introduction from you as well as a proper explanation as to why people seem to be so ruffled by you.

well, here goes.

My name is Ready2Wear, I overcompensate by bulking up to hide my obvious flaws. I've also been around as 25+ troll accounts on ARG, tried to ruin Odin's personal life through thinly veiled yet oh-so-obvious threats, demeaned almost every girl on ARG, proclaimed racist propaganda, and I've also got the maturity of a 2 year old child in a 23 year old's body.

yup, that pretty much sums me up in a nutshell :)

[HeartStopper]

Prophet, babes, how are things? Long time no talk.

[Baldr]

Have you increased the increments of your push up exercises yet, Brett?

[Jinxieminx]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/gay-pride-demotivational-poster-1246184231.jpg

So, Brett... Which one of those guys is you???

[Odin]

I one person tells you're an asshole, you can ignore them.

If everyone says you're an asshole, well, you might be an asshole.

[Tobifreed]

R2W > Norse faggotry.
Yeah, I said it.

[HeartStopper]

Have you increased the increments of your push up exercises yet, Brett?

I don't do bodyweight exercises because:

1. They're ineffective aside from as a warm up
2. I can afford a gym membership

Good luck gaining any muscle doing sets of half-rep push ups once a week.


R2W > Norse faggotry.
Yeah, I said it.

This guy...I like.

[Tobifreed]

However if R2W starts this I can lift more then you bullshit.
You guys will be on same level faggotry.

[Baldr]

don't do bodyweight exercises because:

1. They're ineffective aside from as a warm up
2. I can afford a gym membership

Good luck gaining any muscle doing sets of half-rep push ups once a week.

Ineffective, yet you can't do them and went on. Baldr laughs a hearty laugh.

[Ready2Wear]

I can lift more than you guys

[Thor]

I don't do bodyweight exercises because:

1. They're ineffective
2. I can afford a gym membership

Good luck gaining any muscle doing sets of half-rep push ups once a week.

http://i40.tinypic.com/m9v9kg.jpg

Note, that Ready2 Fail registered via the University of Oregon IP. A quick scan of University of Oregon policy indicates that use of their facilities to post hate speech is a violation of not only their regulations, but also State Law.

So Thor saved, and then sent your ip/timedatestamp posts where you espouse Hate Speech to the Campus IT department, campus security, and every email on the contact page.

Just a little gift from Thor. Enjoy.

Edit: Thor almost forgot, hate speech is against Comcast policy as well, so Thor sent them copies of your posts as well.

[Tobifreed]

I don't do bodyweight exercises because:


This guy...I like.

You don't remember me?

[Andy C]

There's no way R2W struggles with women. Bet he shows them his 300 lb power clean and they instantly get wet and undress.

[Baldr]

Baldr distinctly recalls Tobifreed referring to himself as a Norse God and talking in the third person.

[Ready2Wear]

http://i40.tinypic.com/m9v9kg.jpg

Note, that Ready2 Fail registered via the University of Oregon IP. A quick scan of University of Oregon policy indicates that use of their facilities to post hate speech is a violation of not only their regulations, but also State Law.

So Thor saved, and then sent your ip/timedatestamp posts where you espouse Hate Speech to the Campus IT department, campus security, and every email on the contact page.

Just a little gift from Thor. Enjoy.

Edit: Thor almost forgot, hate speech is against Comcast policy as well, so Thor sent them copies of your posts as well.

Thanks Thor! :D

[HeartStopper]

http://i40.tinypic.com/m9v9kg.jpg

Note, that Ready2 Fail registered via the University of Oregon IP. A quick scan of University of Oregon policy indicates that use of their facilities to post hate speech is a violation of not only their regulations, but also State Law.

So Thor saved, and then sent your ip/timedatestamp posts where you espouse Hate Speech to the Campus IT department, campus security, and every email on the contact page.

Just a little gift from Thor. Enjoy.

Edit: Thor almost forgot, hate speech is against Comcast policy as well, so Thor sent them copies of your posts as well.

Hahahahah wow, I guess the gloves are coming off eh Thor?

By the way, Hate Speech isn't against the rules at the University of Oregon. Google the "Pacifica Forum", hell the University rented out a meeting hall to a White supremacist group until protests got out of hand.

I live in America buddy, not Canada like you. We actually have freedom of Speech here...

[Odin]

I bet your favorite show is Jersey Shore, isn't it?

[Tobifreed]

Baldr distinctly recalls Tobifreed referring to himself as a Norse God and talking in the third person.

Am I being one now?
Hmm. No.
Shut up Chris.
Keep the Horse faggotry on APP

Thatwas when it was cool andthe Norse gods weren't 30 something adults living ina basement.
Besides you and Njord.

[Odin]

30 something living in a basement? Says the man who states his place of occupancy as "in front on my 360"

[Tobifreed]

I bet your favorite show is Jersey Shore, isn't it?
You get points for that one.
Which is in my room.
Also not 30.
Not living with parents.

[TLK]

http://i40.tinypic.com/m9v9kg.jpg

Note, that Ready2 Fail registered via the University of Oregon IP. A quick scan of University of Oregon policy indicates that use of their facilities to post hate speech is a violation of not only their regulations, but also State Law.

So Thor saved, and then sent your ip/timedatestamp posts where you espouse Hate Speech to the Campus IT department, campus security, and every email on the contact page.

Just a little gift from Thor. Enjoy.

Edit: Thor almost forgot, hate speech is against Comcast policy as well, so Thor sent them copies of your posts as well.


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/TheLegendKiller12345/Boomtothepowerofboom.jpg

[Baldr]

Am I being one now?
Hmm. No.
Shut up Chris.
Keep the Horse faggotry on APP

That was when it was cool and the Norse gods weren't 30 something adults living ina basement.
Besides you and Njord.

"ur 40 yo virgin nerd livn in mothers bazemint" was old when it was used two years ago on them and you defended against it. It's old now.

[Odin]

Especially since me and Thor have been living on our own for, collectively, probably longer than you've all been alive.

[HeartStopper]

Once again I get in a spat with the Norse Gods over their online faggotry and they escalate things to real life.

Then I retaliate, Odin runs off like a scared bitch. And Thor follows suit a couple months later when he realizes their is no one left to stroke his e-penis but Ripplemagne.

You know what...I'm not going to retaliate. I'd rather talk shit to you two faggots until one of you decides to meet me in real life, where I could light you up with punches so fast your brain will shift in your skull.

[Tobifreed]

Oh. Well cool then.
Whatever.
Back to playing on my 360.

[Ready2Wear]

Once again I get in a spat with the Norse Gods over their online faggotry and they escalate things to real life.

Then I retaliate, Odin runs off like a scared bitch. And Thor follows suit a couple months later when he realizes their is no one left to stroke his e-penis but Ripplemagne.

You know what...I'm not going to retaliate. I'd rather talk shit to you two faggots until one of you decides to meet me in real life, where I could light you up with punches so fast your brain will shift in your skull.

aka I'm retaliating

[Odin]

Then I retaliate, Odin runs off like a scared bitch. And Thor follows suit a couple months later when he realizes their is no one left to stroke his e-penis but Ripplemagne.

You know what...I'm not going to retaliate. I'd rather talk shit to you two faggots until one of you decides to meet me in real life, where I could light you up with punches so fast your brain will shift in your skull.

Then why did you deny Ollerus' gift of a plane ticket last time?

Regardless, I'm not going to fight you over something said on the internet. You're not worth my career.

[TLK]

Once again I get in a spat with the Norse Gods over their online faggotry and they escalate things to real life.

Then I retaliate, Odin runs off like a scared bitch. And Thor follows suit a couple months later when he realizes their is no one left to stroke his e-penis but Ripplemagne.

You know what...I'm not going to retaliate. I'd rather talk shit to you two faggots until one of you decides to meet me in real life, where I could light you up with punches so fast your brain will shift in your skull.

I'll fight you. For real. Bring it.

[Tobifreed]

You know what...I'm not going to retaliate. I'd rather talk shit to you two faggots until one of you decides to meet me in real life, where I could light you up with punches so fast your brain will shift in your skull.
Really now?
Why did you join here?

[HeartStopper]

Then why did you deny Ollerus' gift of a plane ticket last time?

Regardless, I'm not going to fight you over something said on the internet. You're not worth my career.

Right on cue. Back peddling like a coward.

[TLK]

Right on cue. Back peddling like a coward.

I'm still waiting.

[Baldr]

You mean like you did when you said you were coming to fight Baldr?

[HeartStopper]

You mean like you did when you said you were coming to fight Baldr?

Did I say fight? I meant 'fuck', your feminine facial features and haircut got me all hot and bothered.

[TLK]

Did I say fight? I meant 'fuck', your feminine facial features and haircut got me all hot and bothered.

Stiiiiiill waiting.

[Thor]

I could light you up with punches so fast your brain will shift in your skull.

Thor laughs, especially at the thought of you fighting Odin. Your first punch would be your last, you'd be on your chest, with a broken arm/dislocated shoulder and Odin's boot in the back of your neck. Strength means nothing in a fight, so keep working on your bar muscles oatmeal dick.

[Odin]

Backpeddling? I suppose that's better than completely ignoring an open invitation and continually trying to gloss over it, correct?

[HeartStopper]

Stiiiiiill waiting.

Not interested. You're like 5'6'' 130 pounds, why the fuck would I want to fight you?

[Odin]

But Thor, don't you realize he's SO JACK AND TAN!

Not now, Chief, he's in the fuckin' zone!

[TLK]

Not interested. You're like 5'6'' 130 pounds, why the fuck would I want to fight you?

I'm 5'9", 150 pounds. I may not be jacked and a neanderthal but I can kick your ass.

[Baldr]

Did I say fight? I meant 'fuck', your feminine facial features and haircut got me all hot and bothered.

That says more about you than it does about Baldr.

[HeartStopper]

Thor laughs, especially at the thought of you fighting Odin. Your first punch would be your last, you'd be on your chest, with a broken arm/dislocated shoulder and Odin's boot in the back of your neck. Strength means nothing in a fight, so keep working on your bar muscles oatmeal dick.

All I see is a lot of talk.

How about you come down from Canada to my neck of the woods to throw fists? We can meet at the boxing gym of your choosing.

I'll break your fucking hip, old man.


I'm 5'9", 150 pounds. I may not be jacked and a neanderthal but I can kick your ass.

You got spunk, I like that.

[TLK]

All I see is a lot of talk.

How about you come down from Canada to my neck of the woods? We can meet at the boxing gym of your choosing.

I'll break your fucking hip, old man.

You got spunk, I like that.

I'm still waiting.

[Baldr]

What's funny is Ready2Wear is likely older than Vegtam the Wanderer.

[Thor]

How about you come down from Canada to my neck of the woods to throw fists? We can meet at the boxing gym of your choosing.

You keep iterating that Thor is in Canada... If you want to meet Thor, how about visiting Tinker?

[Odin]

Careful Thor, or he'll call you an old faggot who backpeddles out of a challenge!

[TLK]

I can't believe I'm not being called "someone I can make an example out of to the rest of these losers" by him yet. It's quite surprisingly off beat for him.

[Ready2Wear]

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS

You're all just old faggots who backpeddle out of my challenges, go fuck each other up your asses

[Odin]

He probably got tired of us making fun of him, so he went to do some kettle bell swings and drink a protein shake because if he's big and tough, no one will ever make fun of him.

[HeartStopper]

You keep iterating that Thor is in Canada... If you want to meet Thor, how about visiting Tinker?

There is no city in the USA called Tinker and I can't be fucked to google it. So I have no clue where "Tinker" is...

[Ripplemagne]

Broski, you got three challenges laid out for you. You gonna actually go for any of them or, as you so eloquently put it, "backpeddle" out of them?

[Odin]

Wow, he found another way to avoid a challenge. This time it's the "I'm too cool to google" excuse.

And the hits just keep on coming!

[TLK]

There is no city in the USA called Tinker and I can't be fucked to google it. So I have no clue where "Tinker" is...

Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada.

Let's do this.

[Poseidon]

It's unfortunate that R2W is a sheep among wolves, but he is mildly entertaining.

[Ready2Wear]

Fight me too, faggot

you vs me, the fight of the century, calling it right now

[Thor]

There is no city in the USA called Tinker and I can't be fucked to google it. So I have no clue where "Tinker" is...

Wow, Thor is surprised at how fast the Northwest Pest is back pedaling.

[HeartStopper]

Broski, you got three challenges laid out for you. You gonna actually go for any of them or, as you so eloquently put it, "backpeddle" out of them?

1. Odin says he won't fight me over his career (What, being a Z-list celebrity and starring in crappy local films Alex?)
2. I'm not interested in fighting TLK.
3. Thor didn't give me a challenge, just said come to "Tinker" wherever the fuck that is.

[Ripplemagne]

1. Odin says he won't fight me over his career (What, being a Z-list celebrity and starring in crappy local films?)

Actually, it's fairly valid, but I won't go into details. Can't say why. The third person wasn't Odin though.


3. Thor didn't give me a challenge, just said come to "Tinker" wherever the fuck that is.

Which is a challenge.

[HeartStopper]

Actually, it's fairly valid, but I won't go into details. Can't say why. The third person wasn't Odin though.


Alex is a fuckin' zero and if I hadn't sworn off retaliating with real life shit I would prove it.



Which is a challenge.

Okay well, hey Thor...I accept your challenge fuckstick. Either elaborate on where to meet you in this topic or via PM. I'll pay my own travel costs to come stomp your pussy into the pavement.

[Tobifreed]

It's unfortunate that R2W is a sheep among wolves, but he is mildly entertaining.
Now that I'm staying out of this (That's a first) shebang, this is rather amusing.

[TLK]

Thor, feel free to send me the details on where your exchange will be. I'll referee.

[Poseidon]

Fight me too, faggot

you vs me, the fight of the century, calling it right now
Poseidon would gladly take you up on this offer, but what fun is there in a one-sided battle? Poseidon senses no danger from you. On the contrary, you're more of a fairy than a fighter.

Poseidon suggests that you continue pumping iron until some seemingly weak human beats the ever-loving fuck out of you. Perhaps it will serve as a lesson for you.

[Odin]

Yeah I'm not a zero. But thanks for playing.

[Ripplemagne]

Alex is a fuckin' zero and if I hadn't sworn off retaliating with real life shit I would prove it.

Click and press play. (http://www.sadtrombone.com/)

[Ready2Wear]

I'll take all you guys on at the same time, I'm a fucking champ

[Poseidon]

I'll take all you guys on at the same time, I'm a fucking champ
You have spirit, but Poseidon will not hesitate to go Shang Tsung on your ass.

[Jinxieminx]

Wait, so:


Alex=Odin?

>.>

[Odin]

Negative. He thinks so.

[Tobifreed]

So, um Ready what are you doing here?

[Odin]

Apparently, he missed getting his shit ruined.

[The Mentalist]

It's nice to see you too Odin. What burr got under you saddle this time to cause your pitiful ass to come here with Thor? Was it the loneliness of the fact there were no virgin losers on ARG not more or the fact you missed the love hate fights between you and Thor?

[HeartStopper]

Negative. He thinks so.

Haha Alex I know more about you than you think. Lucky for you I'm not the pussy ass type like Thor to go around sending emails and shit trying to fuck people's life up. Otherwise I would've contacted your fat sister like an hour ago.

[isitso]

Oh, oh, internet flame me next! What is the whole fucking point of this thread/the argument it caused?

[Odin]

Fat sister? Don't recall having one of those.

[TLK]

Oh, oh, internet flame me next! What is the whole fucking point of this thread/the argument it caused?

I'll fight you. Seriously. Bring it.

[Tobifreed]

You have spirit, but Poseidon will not hesitate to go Shang Tsung on your ass.
Not the real R2W dude.

[Poseidon]

Oh, oh, internet flame me next! What is the whole fucking point of this thread/the argument it caused?
The point of this thread is for you to sit back and enjoy the show. Do so.

[Prophet]

Oh, oh, internet flame me next! What is the whole fucking point of this thread/the argument it caused?

you'd have to brush up on your ARG history, isitso

only then would you understand the serious business going on, this argument has been going on ever since R2W didn't like the advice he was given by Odin/Thor/Njord, etc.

it will never end, because just when you think Ready stops exceeding hypocrisy, he flourishes again in a matter of seconds

people just hate that, and they feel the need to confront said hypocrisy, I'm sure you understand that having dealt with hypocrites many a time before yo

[Poseidon]

Not the real R2W dude.
Poseidon is well aware of this and is simply responding to the posts. Is having fun like the rest of you forbidden?

[isitso]

I'll fight you. Seriously. Bring it.

All 5'9 and 128 lbs of me? Too easy :rolleyes5:

I kid of course. I would probably either run or stab you in the testicular area with my blunt-tipped fencing sword.

[Ripplemagne]

I would probably either run or stab you in the testicular area with my blunt-tipped fencing sword.

Relevant to my interests.

[Giggle Monster]

Relevant to my interests.

Your interests include being stabbed in the testicles? o_0

[Ripplemagne]

Don't judge me, slut.

[Giggle Monster]

Just making sure I read things right.
You said you weren't into that kinky shit, I was surprised. xP

[Poseidon]

Your interests include being stabbed in the testicles? o_0
It's best not to question his interests, but Poseidon thinks he is saying he has balls of steel or possibly adamantium.

[Ripplemagne]

Stop blowing up my fucking spot, you exhaust pipe-fucking ginger.

ow8. Not Baldr right now. Disregard everything after the comma.

[isitso]

Relevant to my interests.
With you I'd probably be a little more
http://www.fao.org/docrep/t0690e/t0690e0w.gif

[Jinxieminx]

OUCH Roro! lol!

[Ripplemagne]

With you I'd probably be a little more

I'm horny now.

[isitso]

OUCH Roro! lol!

You know how I like my sheep bb

[Jinxieminx]

You know how I like my sheep bb

This is why our secks is so hot. You make it so kinky. ;]

[Ripplemagne]

I'm so gonna jizz on Roro's chin and make her a beard of semen.

[isitso]

I'm more of a french mustache lady to be honest, beards are low class.

[Ripplemagne]

Picky, picky. Alright, a French moustache of semen.

[Jinxieminx]

I'm more of a french mustache lady to be honest, beards are low class.

http://i39.tinypic.com/10ylw80.jpg

[Duvets]

Fuck you all, thrice.
And doubles for Jo.

[VraiCanon]

Well I'm amazed at how many multiple logins and IP conflicts there are! Why have so many of you got these 'alter ego' accounts? :\

[Jinxieminx]

'Cause they're fun. Don't be a killjoy.

[Duvets]

Now the Norse have joined in too, it's getting a bit stale if I'm quite honest.

[phaggot]

when I wasn't around to defend myself.
why weren't you?

[Aphrodite]

Aphrodite refuses to bow, instead she offers her hand.
It's refreshing to have fellow God's albeit Norse or Greek.

[Poseidon]

Well I'm amazed at how many multiple logins and IP conflicts there are! Why have so many of you got these 'alter ego' accounts? :\
Poseidon thinks you should stop questioning the actions of others and tend to your own affairs.


Now the Norse have joined in too, it's getting a bit stale if I'm quite honest.
Is this staleness comparable to that of your vagina?

[Duvets]

You forget who you're talking to, Poseidon.

[Poseidon]

You forget who you're talking to, Poseidon.
On the contrary, Poseidon remembers quite well. You are that ginger woman who all the mortals find.. what's the word, kawaii? Poseidon cannot be bothered to research it, but is surely spot-on.

[Aphrodite]

Aphrodite questions Poseidon's statement. Can a virginal vagina be stale? Surely being virginal makes a vagina fresh? Or has the Goddess of Sexual Rapture, Love and Beauty been mislead all these years upon Olympus?

[Duvets]

O_0 quit talking about my vagina, niggerfaggots.

[Aphrodite]

Aphrodite is merely curious. She demands an answer from Poseidon to settle this.

[Poseidon]

Aphrodite questions Poseidon's statement. Can a virginal vagina be stale? Surely being virginal makes a vagina fresh? Or has the Goddess of Sexual Rapture, Love and Beauty been mislead all these years upon Olympus?
You have. Even if they are virginal, a lack of hygiene will suffice.

[Aphrodite]

Aphrodite doesn't find it a wonder that she was so easily mislead. A Goddess with Aphrodite's levels of hygiene, coupled with her skills of seduction, could never have a vagina described as ''stale''.

[Poseidon]

Aphrodite doesn't find it a wonder that she was so easily mislead. A Goddess with Aphrodite's levels of hygiene, coupled with her skills of seduction, could never have a vagina described as ''stale''.
Of course not. The gods are incapable of having such flaws.

[The Mentalist]

Of course not. The gods are incapable of having such flaws.

that's why your not a god.

[Poseidon]

that's why your not a god.
That is why you are still crying over your loss last night, yes? Get out of Poseidon's sight.

[Aphrodite]

Poseidon, what has Aphrodite told you about causing emotional distress to the lesser beings? Do not make Aphrodite repeat herself.

[Poseidon]

Poseidon, what has Aphrodite told you about causing emotional distress to the lesser beings? Do not make Aphrodite repeat herself.
Poseidon thinks Aphrodite should either tend to her own affairs (surely there are plenty) or find out what happened last night before confronting Poseidon. After all, Poseidon is not threatened by you, nor will you be obeyed.

[Aphrodite]

Do not test me, Poseidon. Aphrodite has researched the happenings of last night, before commenting. She merely feels it is unkind to cause distress to a child with little or no grey matter between it's ears. Surely Poseidon has more important beings to belittle?

[Odin]

why weren't you?
Because I didn't and still don't care?

[Poseidon]

Do not test me, Poseidon.
Heed your own advice.


Aphrodite has researched the happenings of last night, before commenting. She merely feels it is unkind to cause distress to a child with little or no grey matter between it's ears. Surely Poseidon has more important beings to belittle?
Poseidon cares not how you feel about a situation you are not involved in. Poseidon is capable of multitasking, so belittling others while dealing with this one will not be difficult.

[Aphrodite]

Poseidon proves himself unworthy of Aphrodite's attention, at present.

[Poseidon]

Poseidon proves himself unworthy of Aphrodite's attention, at present.
If this is true, why does Aphrodite continue responding to Poseidon? Foolish goddess.

[Duvets]

Can't stay away.
Poseidon, you've pulled.

[Aphrodite]

Do not dare to speak for Aphrodite, young one. Poseidon and Aphrodite had a passionate summer a hundred thousand moons ago, this is true. Alas Aphrodite loves many, Poseidon being just one of this number. Aphrodite has birthed two daughters for Poseidon. Thus it is apparent she would have some feeling for him.

[Duvets]

:3

[psychedelia]

Alas Aphrodite loves many, Poseidon being just one of this number.

LUjMwiOm8sA

Put a rush on that.

[lawlseanny]

Oh jesus, all of the norse gods are here AND R2W is back for real? Amazing, I love seeing R2W's retarded ass argue and challenge people to fights.

[phaggot]

Because I didn't and still don't care?the fuck are you talking about?

[Karbon]

Poor TF.
It's just been murdered.

[Odin]

the fuck are you talking about?
Anyone that couldn't see past the obvious hyperbole and character defamation of a woman going through a break up wasn't worth my time explaining.

Plus it's the internet. I know I'm a certified, card-carrying bad ass. Pretty much, this shirt says what I mean:
http://tshirthell.vo.llnwd.net/e1/shirts/products/a1079/a1079_bm.gif

[Ripplemagne]

So, you did come here to impress us. I knew it!

[Loki]

Sup Odin.

[Jinxieminx]

Alright, who's Loki?


So, you did come here to impress us. I knew it!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to pick up on the double negative.

[Loki]

Alright, who's Loki?




Oo oo me! Pick me!

[Jinxieminx]

OO OOH Me :D pick me!!

You're not very good at this game...

[Loki]

My life is a game! I like it.

[Jinxieminx]

Mmkay.

[Loki]

I'm just Loki. I've been lurking a while and decided this is a decent forum.

[Ripplemagne]

tricksterdmc4?

[Loki]

Nawwww.

[Jinxieminx]

... Loki isn't necessarily male, Ripp. Anyone can write ''male'' on their profile.

[Loki]

I am a dude though.

[Jinxieminx]

You say that...

[Loki]

Haha. Asking for proof? <3

[Jinxieminx]

Yes, PM me with your regular username. <3

[Loki]

I'm not a regular, I'm a proper newbie! Does that mean you're gonna love me less? :(

[Jinxieminx]

I don't love you less, I just don't believe you. lol

Edit: In fact, I will believe you, if you add me on MSN.

[Loki]

I don't use it, if I install it and add you that's hardly gonna be proof lol.

[Jinxieminx]

What do you use, then? Facebook? Skype?

[Loki]

I don't use either haha.

[Ripplemagne]

He's rather low key about his red-headed step child identity. ;)

[Loki]

I am indeedly.

[Jinxieminx]

Gingers have no soul.


'cept Mo, Kas, Sam and Jessi

[Ripplemagne]

What about VraiCanon?

And Samanther has brown hair.

[VraiCanon]

I have a soul :(

[Jinxieminx]

Sam dyed her hair, and it went ginge.

Oh fien, you can has soul.

[phaggot]

Anyone that couldn't see past the obvious hyperbole and character defamation of a woman going through a break up wasn't worth my time explaining.

Plus it's the internet. I know I'm a certified, card-carrying bad ass. Pretty much, this shirt says what I mean:
it's fine if you didn't care what other people thought, although it appears you do now, but that wasn't really the question, why did you quit arg? you could have stayed and not cared.

[LoveBullets]

omg...I missed a lot >.<

erm welcome.

[Malarkey]

And Samanther has brown hair.

Hey now.

[13X4]

I am Odin. I rule all. Yes, even you.

Submit your virgin daughters, sisters and used up wives to my unabashed use and you shall be spared.

Rest assured, I will wreck you if you're stupid. I might not do it with such profanity laced eloquence as Thor, but that's why my son is so good at what he does. He's a specialist, I'm a generalist.

I will be posting when I can, but don't expect prompt response. The calls of running the known universe often keep me offline for days on end.
yes! i have learn about myth and legend and gods alot i have book to study. but i know that it is fictional means it is not real.

only real god is the lord

[Odin]

it's fine if you didn't care what other people thought, although it appears you do now, but that wasn't really the question, why did you quit arg? you could have stayed and not cared.
I had shit to do.

Also, my 3 step plan for getting over a break up requires loss of all contact with the ex.

If I had stayed all Arg would have become would have been a drama filled flame war between me and the ex and Arg taking sides.

So I just stopped going. Plus I was graduating college and all my free time went bye bye. As it mostly is now.

[Njord]

What the fuck?
Since when did you come back into the Unfuck business and the hell possessed you to bring Thor with you?
I had my doubts after hearing you two came to this place, but after reading one of Thor's eloquent poems - laced, layered, and furnished with the strong wit and blunt language I've grown to love - I figured Papa Odin is still working his mission. I'm a week late but hey, my watch runs on CPT (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CPT). (Definition provided for you ignorant fucks)

So welcome back, good sir

[Jinxieminx]

Thor came first. Just saying.

[Njord]

I don't give a fuck if the chicken or the egg came first.
They're here.
Pubescent retards everywhere, rejoice.

[Ripplemagne]

Pubescent retards everywhere, rejoice.

Ah, so that explains your jovial demeanor to this news. ;)

[Njord]

Sort of like yours, pre-Prop 8 (which of course trampled over hopes, dreams, and said demeanor)

[Ripplemagne]

Big talk from the lead character of a special Black History Month edition of Doug. You seem tense. When the last time you came, bby gurl? ;) inb4yomamajoke

[13X4]

Gingers have no soul.


'cept Mo, Kas, Sam and Jessi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

[Ripplemagne]

Ayo, look. We even got Drew chillin' with his living room beer brethren up in this bitch.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2ro15p2.jpg

[Njord]

Big talk from the lead character of a special Black History Month edition of Doug. You seem tense. When the last time you came, bby gurl? ;) inb4yomamajoke
A bit ago, when I had the courage (if you could call it that) to actually stick my penis inside a living, breathing, willing woman - you know, instead of feigning it.

[lawlseanny]

She must've been blind yo.

[Njord]

What?

[Beans]

I heard black people don't have penises, just giant cocks.

[Ripplemagne]

You've gotten rather predictable in your old age, haven't ya, sugar plum? Guess you can't expect much from the Norse who was essentially little brother standing behind mom's leg while you're getting scolded, screaming "yeah!"

Amusing that your edict here is "feigning" sex, being that seems to be your number one talent. But if the last time you came was the last time you had sex with that Awesome Kong looking sasquatch on your Facebook, then that explains your vapid overuse of canned material on intarweb. The sexual frustrations are just eating you up, aren't they, Quail Man?

[Njord]

What?
Really?
My cousin?
Doesn't it apply to you? Just an educated guess of course.
That's why I have sex and masturbate.

+1 for the Doug jokes though. That was a far reach but you pulled a good one. I would've gone with Cousin Skeeter, of course, but shit, both of 'em cool. Got a badass dog and everything. So what cartoon do you wanna be? They're sort of slow on the uptake with effeminate characters but we could super-impose you on like Buttercup or something. She's got the badass attitude and a skirt.

[Beans]

The dog was called porkchop, shame on you forgetting.

[Ripplemagne]

Your cousin? Ahahaha. Weren't you the guy telling Axel that if he wants to prove himself, he's gotta post a picture of girls licking his face? So far, all anyone's seen from you is the socially awkward rascal you claim to have evolved from in the background.

Dead Dogma? More like dead dog. Get outta my yard, Old Yeller.

And actually, cupcake, I don't feign having sex. I've put it on full broadcast that I'm abstinent and quite content as such. I think we all know that if that weren't the case, no sexual frustration would amount. Meanwhile:

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/8373/18173938.png

Yeah, I'd go with Buttercup, but I think you called that one already, didn't you? ;)