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UnknownSoldier
April 10th '10, 02:57 AM
... no one sleeps, haha.

Alright, so instead of a lengthy autobiography (I've already updated my profile), I'll tell a story about me and a goose:

It was the scariest moment of my last week. I wasn't sure if I'd have been more scared if it had been a snake; I sure thought it was a snake at first. I'd been jumping along the cliff rocks on the other side of the fence, and I could hear Mommy and our family friends talking loudly as the followed the path. The rocks made me feel free; one false step, and I'd be sent plunging a couple storeys into the lake. Suddenly, there was a hissing noise. I froze, spying the Canada goose sitting in a crevice. It's head was poking at, peering at me intently, and the horrid noise came again. For a moment, I felt relief. I'd been terrified of snakes all my childhood, but then I remembered a few stories I'd heard about geese attacking people. It flapped it's wings, and I turned and bolted.

Well, I hope to be around. :smile5:

lawlseanny
April 10th '10, 02:59 AM
Cool story bro.

Karbon
April 10th '10, 03:00 AM
Yerp, hai.

Beans
April 10th '10, 03:01 AM
I told these motherfuckers the other day, GEESE are the scary birds at the park, not swans,

lawlseanny
April 10th '10, 03:01 AM
Both are bad, nigga, you don't know shit about nothin.

UnknownSoldier
April 10th '10, 03:11 AM
The geese around here are like herds of cattle. They will sit on the road, and they will not move. It's ridiculous.

Prophet
April 10th '10, 03:19 AM
The geese around here are like herds of cattle. They will sit on the road, and they will not move. It's ridiculous.

sounds like the old civil rights movement

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE

UnknownSoldier
April 10th '10, 03:23 AM
sounds like the old civil rights movement

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE

Haha... I like them; I hate cars, really. ;)

I was just putting emphasis on how many geese we get on Lake Ontario during summer. Actually, no- every season except winter. Smells like yuck nearly year round.

isitso
April 10th '10, 05:24 AM
I hate geese. Humans should eat them more often.

lawlseanny
April 10th '10, 05:25 AM
Chicago tried to ban foie gras. It didn't go over well.

isitso
April 10th '10, 05:26 AM
Duck or Goose?

lawlseanny
April 10th '10, 05:32 AM
Both.

phaggot
April 10th '10, 08:22 AM
terrible story, brah

Andy C
April 10th '10, 10:42 AM
Boss-like relation, pal.

It would have been more interesting if you punched it in the face and told us about that, at least then SCIENCE would have been achieved.

soggytoast
April 10th '10, 12:27 PM
didn't read. welcome.

Jinxieminx
April 10th '10, 12:35 PM
Oh, yay. A 14 year old girl. This means the following:

1) More fun for KC.
2) Another friend for the young ones. (Alex, Roro and Mo)

Also: Hello and welcome.

Giggle Monster
April 10th '10, 01:42 PM
Welcome! :)

Charlotte(:
April 10th '10, 06:19 PM
Welcome to TF! :)

TLK
April 10th '10, 06:45 PM
Team Canada ftw.

Duvets
April 10th '10, 07:48 PM
Oh, yay. A 14 year old girl. This means the following:

1) More fun for KC.
2) Another friend for the young ones. (Alex, Roro and Mo)

Also: Hello and welcome.

WHY DOESN'T GAB GET INCLUDED WHEN PEOPLE TELL US WE'RE YOUNG.
Cereally, brah....

soggytoast
April 10th '10, 07:50 PM
WHY DOESN'T GAB GET INCLUDED WHEN PEOPLE TELL US WE'RE YOUNG.
Cereally, brah....

and what about me? :(

Duvets
April 10th '10, 07:52 PM
You left, we still haven't forgiven you.

soggytoast
April 10th '10, 07:53 PM
i wasn't gone for that long was i?

Duvets
April 10th '10, 07:53 PM
LIKE SEVEN YEARS BRAH. Or something like that.

soggytoast
April 10th '10, 07:56 PM
so you're saying you missed me?