penises and vaginas

[jaceyface]

idk....lets talk about em...and sexual stuffs

[gabzillasaurus]

Sommmmeeebody's horrrrnyyyyy!

[jaceyface]

Sommmmeeebody's horrrrnyyyyy!

lol hey maybe......and bored...and mildly,,,,,interested? lol

[gabzillasaurus]

No.

[jaceyface]

lolz ur not at all ? lol

[gabzillasaurus]

No. lolz

[jaceyface]

lolz aight....btw ur screenname rox

[gabzillasaurus]

lolz thanx

[jaceyface]

lolz no problem :-)

[LoveBullets]

I have one of them.
Guess which one ;D

[Jinxieminx]

I have a pengina.

[vampireonion]

I have a mangina.

[LoveBullets]

I have a mangina.
We know.

[isitso]

Penises scare me a little.


*FOR SERIOUS*

[vampireonion]

We know.
So you were the one peaking in my window last night?

[LoveBullets]

So you were the one peaking in my window last night?
No, that was Luke, I just heard the stories.

[vampireonion]

No, that was Luke, I just heard the stories.
Oh. Now, see, that makes much more sense.

[Duvets]

halp guez i donno wich i liek>?

[soggytoast]

Penises scare me a little.


*FOR SERIOUS*

hey baby wanna come round mine and i'll scare the hell out of you?


No, that was Luke, I just heard the stories.

please, i have standards


halp guez i donno wich i liek>?

maybe jacey can help you find out which it is you like! lolz!!!!! ;););););)

[Darts]

"I have a peener and a poon." - lol Lady Gaga taking the piss. I love some of the things she winds the media up with!

Also

Penises scare me a little.


*FOR SERIOUS*

I totally get you, haha. I don't get off on pictures of them etc.... some guys are deluded when they think girls would like that!

[Claireapillar]

seriously though...are penis' meant to be attractive? lol

I mean ladies areas aren't all that pretty either...but at least they're hidden...ninja stylee. You don't have to look at them i guess if you don't want to.

But i mean dongs are all out...on show!!

[jaceyface]

seriously though...are penis' meant to be attractive? lol

I mean ladies areas aren't all that pretty either...but at least they're hidden...ninja stylee. You don't have to look at them i guess if you don't want to.

But i mean dongs are all out...on show!!

Are they meant to be attractive? idk. i mean, imma guy so i definitely wouldnt find them attractive anyway....but about the vag, yeah sure i guess its attractive so i dont see any reason why it wouldnt be true the other way around.

[Claireapillar]

i dunno i've never come across a girl that's gone 'OMG, YOUR WILLY IS SOOO SEXAAAY'

whereas guys say it about vaginas... :/ for some reason.

I think girls have an unfair advantage...theirs always looks neater, and there's more options to be able to make it look pretty...hell you can get gems and stuff to stick on it...

whereas guys...pretty much have no options to make it look pretty...other than cover it up haha

^imma stop now...this is odd.

[Darts]

Yus, yus it is very odd :/

[Duvets]

Yeah we're gonna turn around and count to ten, and then we expect that not to be there anymore.

[jaceyface]

Yeah we're gonna turn around and count to ten, and then we expect that not to be there anymore.

lolz......well thats a point though.....i mean........eh, well.....lol.........girls do have the advantage here

[LolaKoala]

I'm a virgin.

[neoncupcake]

You're allegedly in Kenya, so you'd probably get aids if you weren't.




They're both pretty gross looking, but I don't think we have to worry about them being attractive. we know they're not there to look good but to feel good. Hahaha.

[Claireapillar]

They're both pretty gross looking, but I don't think we have to worry about them being attractive. we know they're not there to look good but to feel good. Hahaha.

loving this response :)

[LolaKoala]

Kenyan people are voting today for a new constitution, neoncupcake...
history is literally being made atm.
so I wont waste their time convincing you that you're at risk of getting aids in every country in the world.

But I have to agree with you... vaginas and penises are not meant to look good.
(just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I've never seen a dick.)

[neoncupcake]

wwwwooooosh - the sound of my joke going over your head.

[soggytoast]

Kenyan people are voting today for a new constitution, neoncupcake...
history is literally being made atm.
so I wont waste their time convincing you that you're at risk of getting aids in every country in the world.

But I have to agree with you... vaginas and penises are not meant to look good.
(just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I've never seen a dick.)

sure is aids in here.

[LolaKoala]

peace.

[soggytoast]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8m4XHRoAEATudM:http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o64/darkotpics/aids.jpg&t=1

[T-Tom]

Why do people say they shave their penises and their vagina? Why can't they just say they shave their pubic hair?

[neoncupcake]

Why do people say they shave their penises and their vagina? Why can't they just say they shave their pubic hair?

OUCH, I'd hope you'd never have to shave your PENIS?????

and I knew soggy would play along with me. <3

[Duvets]

Can't say anybody has ever come up to me and said "hey mo i just shaved my penis".

[soggytoast]

OUCH, I'd hope you'd never have to shave your PENIS?????

and I knew soggy would play along with me. <3

i'm not playin, bitch got aids.


Can't say anybody has ever come up to me and said "hey mo i just shaved my penis".

*cough*

[neoncupcake]

Can't say anybody has ever come up to me and said "hey mo i just shaved my penis".

brb gonna shave my penis

[T-Tom]

Nobody's ever came up to me and said it [o.O], I've read it on the internet in forums.


I've been shaving my penis and scrotum for about two years, in early March I decided to take it all off. I been smooth now for about 6 months and just love the look.

:rolleyes5:

[neoncupcake]

if you've got a hairy penis you have issues.

[jaceyface]

lol a hairy penis yeah....pubic hairs...normal. btw, i actually know somebody named Harry Dick!!!

[LolaKoala]

hahaha.
poor guy.

[Darts]

English accent = why is that funny?

Then it clicked. Bloody yanks.....

[jaceyface]

lolz.....are there ever any post that you just arent sure how to respond to?? lol

[Insaneblob]

Can't say anybody has ever come up to me and said "hey mo i just shaved my penis".

I wish I couldn't say that either (sustituting my name for Mo of course), but I can, if maybe not those exact words. But this was the same guy who used to come up behind people and try to tear their scrotum off, and who still comes up behind guys and starts rubbing their nipples. I hate my friends.

[Claireapillar]

English accent = why is that funny?

Then it clicked. Bloody yanks.....

i didn't get it either...I made mike say harry though. And he says it normally, just like us Brits do :sosp:

[Kriskascini]

You guise make me giggle, I love you. Penises are sexy depending on the occasion. One penis can be gross at some time and breathtaking in another.

[jaceyface]

You guise make me giggle, I love you. Penises are sexy depending on the occasion. One penis can be gross at some time and breathtaking in another.

lol.....well, penises dont change that often, except in terms of "at attention" if you get my drift. if so, then maybe then (im a guy but not gay lol) im trying to think like a girl to like answer these questions lol

[NoelBombShell]

I'm pretty sure I have the biggest dick here.

[jaceyface]

I'm pretty sure I have the biggest dick here.

lolz.....i mean obviously......ur a girl. u must....jk jk/.....im actually one of the few guys which means i win the dick competition ;-p

[NoelBombShell]

I dunno, I'm pretty cocky.

[jaceyface]

I dunno, I'm pretty cocky.

haha lol.......well, ive got a real, tangible (arguably big) one lol

[Mute Cow]

lol cocky

Vaginas look like gross wounds. :P I find it funny when I'm at a party and we go on Chatroulette. The other girls recoil and ewwww at a penis while I'm just like, "I know that .gif!" and move on.

[NoelBombShell]

Yeah snatch is defiantly weird. Its like a mouth but not. I cant really see mine too well from this angle but I dont see why guys like it so much lmao.

[jaceyface]

Yeah snatch is defiantly weird. Its like a mouth but not. I cant really see mine too well from this angle but I dont see why guys like it so much lmao.

lol to both of you....well, as a representative for guys everywhere, i can officially say that we find ur snatches quite pretty and really very hot.....i dont think its an actual like of how it looks, but rather a chemical thing, like a chemical drawing to have to like it......ive personally only seen one in real life before

[NoelBombShell]

Limp dick is funny looking as hell.

[jaceyface]

oh god limp dick

[Jinxieminx]

I don't feel comfortable talking about penises and vaginas with 15 year olds present. :(

[jaceyface]

lol

[isitso]

"I have a peener and a poon." - lol Lady Gaga taking the piss. I love some of the things she winds the media up with!

Also

I totally get you, haha. I don't get off on pictures of them etc.... some guys are deluded when they think girls would like that!

I think there should be a government-funded support group for us. "Women who do not like the aesthetic qualities of penises" shall be its name.

[jaceyface]

I think there should be a government-funded support group for us. "Women who do not like the aesthetic qualities of penises" shall be its name.

lol maybe so, but im a 15 year old guy who likes the aesthetic quality of my penis. lol i cannot believe i just like, typed that. lol

[Claireapillar]

I'm pretty sure I AM the biggest dick here.

lol sorry noel...i couldn't help changing this ^ was too funny :)

[soggytoast]

haha lol.......well, ive got a real, tangible (arguably big) one lol


lol maybe so, but im a 15 year old guy who likes the aesthetic quality of my penis. lol i cannot believe i just like, typed that. lol



srsly will you please shut the fuck up about your tiny little 15 year old dick.

[neoncupcake]

This is so grossing me out.

Anyone considered a legal adult in their country should probably refrain from posting due to the fact that... well... it's really creepy otherwise.

[soggytoast]

fuck yeah for being 17.

[jaceyface]

hey im like a smidge away from 16 lol

[lawlseanny]

A thread full of cock and vag discussion, started by a 15 year old? Christ, I'm lol'ing

[jaceyface]

A thread full of cock and vag discussion, started by a 15 year old? Christ, I'm lol'ing
lol yeah well, 15 is the new 21, and i now know im good at something.....starting akward threads on the internet!!!

[soggytoast]

15 is the new 21


no it's not. funny thing about numbers, they tend to stay the same.



also, i fucking dare you to make a post without saying "lol"

FUCKING

DARE

YOU

[LoveBullets]

no it's not. funny thing about numbers, they tend to stay the same.



also, i fucking dare you to make a post without saying "lol"

FUCKING

DARE

YOU
lol

[vampireonion]

The funny thing is, penis didn't seem to be an issue when Courtney and I were 15, but then again, we didn't have a thread for it then.

Penis does look gross, but so does vagina. Yet, they're sexually attractive to the opposite sex...or the same sex.

[Jinxieminx]

This is so grossing me out.

Anyone considered a legal adult in their country should probably refrain from posting due to the fact that... well... it's really creepy otherwise.
Thank you.
I was disappoint that grown people, were actually giving srs answers *coughhclairedartscough*

Hold me? :(

I also think I'm falling in love with you, jsyk.

Penis does look gross, but so does vagina. Yet, they're sexually attractive to the opposite sex...or the same sex.

How long did it take for you to think of that one? >_>

[vampireonion]

How long did it take for you to think of that one? >_>
About five seconds while sleepy. You probably noticed my posts get worse as the day goes on.

[Jinxieminx]

Ye... Lol. Also when grumpy :p

S'ok gurl, I'll let you off this once.

Next time I'll rape your eyes with more pictures of my bear...

[vampireonion]

Ye... Lol. Also when grumpy :p

S'ok gurl, I'll let you off this once.

Next time I'll rape your eyes with more pictures of my bear...
I think you forgot that I love bears...just not shaven ones.

[PrincessElo]

Let's....
not.

[Jinxieminx]

I think you forgot that I love bears...just not shaven ones.
Oh... I clearly meant a shaven one. I mean... You saw her.

Let's....
not.

Wanna crash our pelvises together like lightning... like sex Gods at war?

[Claireapillar]

Thank you.
I was disappoint that grown people, were actually giving srs answers *coughhclairedartscough*


psshh i stopped when i realised his thing said he was 15...

and i called Noel the biggest dick...so it wasn't a complete waste of effort :)

[Jinxieminx]

psshh i stopped when i realised his thing said he was 15...

and i called Noel the biggest dick...so it wasn't a complete waste of effort :)

S'ok, I'll let you off 'cause Ily.

[AHeartFeltLoss]

I lol'd. Fair bit.

Peen=Good.
Vagoo=No go for me.

Anymore questions? Go fuck your self. :D

[NoelBombShell]

I'm pretty sure I have the biggest dick here.


lol sorry noel...i couldn't help changing this ^ was too funny :)



Have a big dick, AM a big dick, it all applies. ;)

[lawlseanny]

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

[LolaKoala]

thank you for enlightening us =)

[Leon]

These are the threads we get when I disappear for a week or two? Srsly.

[mistee]

if your horny look at porn :)

[Gem.]

I like willies.

[Jinxieminx]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/adc/10103080A.jpg
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/27625-willy_wonka.jpg

[Gem.]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/adc/10103080A.jpg
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/27625-willy_wonka.jpg

Mmmm. Thats the kind. ;)
Om nom nom.