Breaking news: Osama Bin Laden is dead

[Prophet]

The U.S. apparently has his body yo

[Shane]

The U.S. apparently has his body yo
Source?

[Njord]

Any media outlet?

[Ripplemagne]

Yeah, pretty much everywhere.

Only shit part about this is having to hear these dumb asses on Facebook, rattling off their toolshed conspiracy theories. "HERP DERP IT WUZ BUSH!!11 WE NEED 2 KIL HIM NOT OSAMA!1123!1"

Guh. I need a shot of hot sauce.

[lawlseanny]

And that is why I no longer have a book of faces.

Heard about this on pretty much every radio station on my way home tonight. It's seriously everywhere

[Ripplemagne]

Niggas in Time Square at 1:30 in the morning.

[Cool Story Bro]

cool story bro

[CBcinema]

Lets see Donald Trump .... trump that! Aha aha

[Andy C]

Bloody but unbowed, we finally got that son of a bitch.

UfoDh1XL2wo

[Shane]

This is all cool and everything but have they actually shown any proof that they have his body?
I could say i have his body here to the Media but without proof, it means nothing.

In for pics of dead Osama.

[iMattR]

He's been buried at sea, 'cause they don't want any shrines, or a gravestone to 'commemorate' him or anything.

[Prophet]

This is all cool and everything but have they actually shown any proof that they have his body?
I could say i have his body here to the Media but without proof, it means nothing.

In for pics of dead Osama.

pics and the DNA test results are coming soon, and they have a video tape they're considering showing that he left at his crib in the event of his death

The video tape however, might not be shown though due to ethical reasons, such as them not wanting to inspire al-Qaida yo


He's been buried at sea, 'cause they don't want any shrines, or a gravestone to 'commemorate' him or anything.nah, he's been buried at sea because no country wanted his body in their soil, they could have easily have buried him unmarked in some place if they chose to bury him in the land

[andrea17]

Who'd want Binbag Laden in their country anyway, dead or alive?
I've just seen crowds of American folk cheering cos he's dead.

[Duvets]

The whole "we've found and killed him" followed by "but we buried him at sea" is all too convenient really. I find it hard to believe they care enough to give him a sea burial to "comply with Islamic tradition", when they've shot, killed, and taken photos of his dead body (I'm not saying I care about this either by the way).

If it's true, yeah, great, but you've got to admit this whole thing just appears shady.

“I shot Bigfoot yesterday. I ate him and dumped the remains in the lake before I could prove it. Just take my word for it. Seriously.”
— Doug Stanhope

[Ripplemagne]

I seem to be the only one here who doesn't think there's some kind of conspiracy cover-up motive agenda type thing going on here and I'm probably the most anti-Obama here. :x

The big question now is what to do with Pakistan, who was harboring him.

[Prophet]

The big question now is what to do with Pakistan, who was harboring him.

aLFliTyydSs

[Ripplemagne]

Roasted dune coons is the method I'm most favorable to too, but it doesn't seem to go over very well in political discourse. Afterall, there's numbskulls bitching, moaning and groaning about other people (some of which lost family members on 9/11) celebrating the death of a mass murderer.

[Mute Cow]

My favorite conspiracy theory (courtesy of the whore a few lockers down from mine) was, "It's probably just some random indian dude with a gross beard. I bet Iraq faked the whole thing."

[Trollface.jpg]

The troops had some free time while PSN was down so they thought they would sort it out.

pics or it didnt happen

[Gem.]

I think its a load of bull tbh.
There's no proof and after 10 years of trying to hunt him down and not hearing anything off the bin man for a while then how have they supposedly suddenly found and killed him?

[soggytoast]

if they were faking it they'd say they found him in a more neutral area (that would cause less embarrassment, and political issues to pakistan) such as random ass caves in the middle of nowhere

people who say they would have caputured him don't see the other side, obama couldn't afford to let him live. there was already dickheads who thought obama was bros with osama just because of his name. plus giving him a trial would give him too much of a chance to 'get his message out'.


shoot the nigga, piss on him, dump him in the sea. thats how i'd roll.

[Njord]

I think its a load of bull tbh.
There's no proof and after 10 years of trying to hunt him down and not hearing anything off the bin man for a while then how have they supposedly suddenly found and killed him?

If what they say is true about this dude living in the compound for almost 6 years, it does make a bit of since that we haven't heard from him. If you check his (public) files, apparently we haven't heard much since '06. Also, he didn't give himself away. His one connection to the outside world did. Makes sense.

[LoveBullets]

I honestly had forgotten all about him. I had to do a quick memory check when Justin said they'd killed him.

Conspiracy or not, it's one less issue we have to worry about. Even if he's not dead, at least the people who lost loved ones during 9/11 can find some kind of relief in the fact that the one "responsible" is "dead" now.
So, good riddance.

[Prophet]

apparently the pics are too gruesome, so they're weighing their options on whether to release them or not

and not to worry yo, I killed bin Laden back in 2002

xRGnjhyVELw

[WastedlittleDj]

All I can say is bout time!

[Andy C]

apparently the pics are too gruesome, so they're weighing their options on whether to release them or not

and not to worry yo, I killed bin Laden back in 2002

xRGnjhyVELw


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[Ripplemagne]

You realize they didn't release the photos of JFK gettin' murked until decades later, right? Legislatively speaking, there's little to gain in releasing the footage (though, I do agree it should be released.) And given how fucking apeshit Muslims get from even one of their footies gettin' they shit mollywhopped, there's the fear that they may become incensed. Understandable, all things considered.

And really, anyone dopey enough to scream conspiracy this early in the game won't be swayed by images, which they can claim are frauds (see moon landing.) I had to explain to two girls on Facebook that I don't like Obama either, but just because we don't like him doesn't mean everything he does is some magnificent fucking conspiracy.

[andrea17]

you watch, sooner or later there'll be revenge from Mr Taliban.

[Prophet]

That's Mr. Al-Qaeda, andrea

[Ripplemagne]

Islamic fundamentalists cannot hate us anymore than they already do. If they haven't been able to do shit in 10 years, they aren't going to suddenly trump national security because their home boy got his shit fleaked.

[Prophet]

MOIf-3Pd8K4

[Ripplemagne]

Lee Doren is a fucking man.

[Beans]

Osama.. is Obama... here's my birth cert, oh shit we killed public enemy #1

I AM AMERICAN

[mandude]

The world has lost a great volleyball player.

[Gem.]

I honestly had forgotten all about him. I had to do a quick memory check when Justin said they'd killed him.

Conspiracy or not, it's one less issue we have to worry about. Even if he's not dead, at least the people who lost loved ones during 9/11 can find some kind of relief in the fact that the one "responsible" is "dead" now.
So, good riddance.

Its one less issue which has created others though. On the news it said that the Al-Qaeda people are going to avenge his death or some shit and theyll probably do that by bombing the shit out of America or something.

[Ripplemagne]

Not gonna happen. Consider this: If they couldn't fuck our shit up with their main squeeze alive, what makes you think they can now? 9/11 happened because we were sleepin' on niggas.

That being said, even if they could pull something off, it'd be worth it to off the scum bag. We need to stop treating this like a political operation and treat it like warfare.

[Trollface.jpg]

£20 on him still being alive.
Bookies wont take it unfortunately.

who would have thought that we would find him at home after all these years??

the troops probably had some spare time while PSN was down

[soggytoast]

newest report in, they shot osama while he was unarmed. FUCK YEAH. they changed their report of the events that happened, further reason to believe it's true as they're being honest.


edit: leave it to japan to sum up what happened...forgot how to embed the video so just click the link bitches.


http://www.kontraband.com/videos/26673/Bin-Laden-Reenactment/#show

[Trollface.jpg]

could be true but its starting to seem a bit unfair on the old chap.

i know he was an international terrorist but; "its possible to resist without being armed" is a terrible excuse to shoot him. trained soldiers should have had no trouble detaining him.

[soggytoast]

they weren't ordered to detain him, they were special forces they followed the exact orders given. if they'd wanted to those bitches coulda crept up and gone all tom clancy on his ass before he'd even woke up. they were ordered to kill him, so they did.

[Trollface.jpg]

True but im pretty sure that thats a human right violation.

not arguing with the fact its probably a good thing but surely we should have done it by the book, especialy with the risk of retribution

[soggytoast]

the retribution isn't a risk it's a certainty, may as well hit hard and tell the fuckers you're not going to take any prisoners. i reckon thats why they killed his wife and son too just to show they were being serious.

[Trollface.jpg]

still think its a completely fucked situaltion. that we started anyway.

couldnt we just leave them to conduct their lives in the first place.

This all started with laurence of arabia when we couldnt keep our promices, after spending years teaching the different tribes that they need to work together to overcome opression.

stands to reason they would use that when we tried to fuck with them.

[Prophet]

the retribution isn't a risk it's a certainty, may as well hit hard and tell the fuckers you're not going to take any prisoners. i reckon thats why they killed his wife and son too just to show they were being serious.

They just shot his wife in the leg because she was being a stupid ho and tried to rush them yo, one of his sons did die though, I believe. The rest of his family got led to safety or something, however why they decided to leave them in Pakistan's custody after Pakistan basically harbored Osammy the entire time is beyond me yo

his daughter says she witnessed the killing with her own eyes too


True but im pretty sure that thats a human right violation.I think it's safe to say that with bin Laden, he didn't deserve any of those rights after all of the thousands of murders he planned out and committed

he was after all, a combatant of war and a terrorist, and the war would be wherever he resided. As for the risk of retribution, al-Qaeda isn't going to unite anytime soon because of this given the fact that their #2 guy isn't as charismatic as Osammy and due to the fact that they're fractured up across the Middle East, they have their own internal problems that will ultimately result in their demise; plus they would be too stupid to try anything now as the world has its guard up. Not saying that the world's defenses make them invincible and that al-Qaeda wouldn't be able to slip through somehow, but I sincerely don't believe that there will be anything on the scale of the U.S.S. Cole, 9/11, or the attacks on Britain and Spain anytime soon yo, that's just my belief on it.

[Trollface.jpg]

no i agree but its not possible to give up your human rights. He was only acting like people who are downtrodden in Hollywood blockbusters act under reigemes they do not agree with. and we cheer them on the silver screen.

all im saying is that surely he was worth more alive than dead. seems suspicious.

[soggytoast]

They just shot his wife in the leg because she was being a stupid ho and tried to rush them yo, one of his sons did die though, I believe. The rest of his family got led to safety or something, however why they decided to leave them in Pakistan's custody after Pakistan basically harbored Osammy the entire time is beyond me yo

his daughter says she witnessed the killing with her own eyes too

didn't know that, thought she was killed



no i agree but its not possible to give up your human rights.

ttly is bro. you kill a few thousand people and that shit goes out the window

[Prophet]

all im saying is that surely he was worth more alive than dead. seems suspicious.

While we'll never know for sure, I have a feeling that he would have never cooperated with us if we were to interrogate him and knowing how stupid the media is today, if the trial he could have had was televised, they'd be all over it giving him way too much TV time which he could use to send subliminal messages to his supporters yo

and like soggy said, he brought this shit on himself

UPDATE: they won't be releasing the pics, the White House says that they're staying classified

[Ripplemagne]

Monsters don't have human rights.

[andrea17]

it's said that the pics of Binbag Laden are too gruesome to show.
wonder how many people are saying, "never mind how gruesome, let's see 'em"?

[LoveBullets]

Human rights?
I'm pretty sure he lost those when he decided that blowing up two buildings was a good course of action.
This isn't a preschool playground, it's war. It's him or who knows how many other lives.Would you have preferred they arrest him and put him in prison for life so that we can provide food and cable tv for the rest of his life, while kids grow up without fathers/mothers because of him?
This isn't about playing nice and being democratic, it's about establishing safety for those of us at home.

[phaggot]

working on a conspiracy theory right now

[Beans]

At least I'm certain that Sadam is dead, through the actions in which he was captured, tried and executed was all publicized and kept updated.

This is all rather hush hush, sounds a bit too far fetched and has ended way too neat and tidy for my liking. The only image evidence is being withheld from the public and people are still more then happy to celebrate ignorantly just because someone has told them what they wanted to hear.

[LoveBullets]

They should have cleaned him up and taken a pic of him before burying him, if the gruesome nature of the pics was a problem. I feel like those affected by 9/11 deserve to see him finished.

[Ripplemagne]

I'd prefer him as fucked up as possible.

[Beans]

Yeah I'd have like to seen a video similar to hitler's death in inglorious basterds.

[Beans]

What do you know, you tube delivers yet again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7uwStkP9hA

[Prophet]

I'd prefer him as fucked up as possible.

Not to worry yo, the sixth member of Seal Team Six took care of that accordingly

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when you want someone fucked up, you gotta call the best of the best

[Trollface.jpg]

Im starting to think he died of cancer. he was riddled with it.

i bet the US just found him dead and decided to claim it.

[Shane]

Im starting to think he died of cancer. he was riddled with it.

i bet the US just found him dead and decided to claim it.
He ain't dead, he just changed his name slightly and ran for Presidency the other year.

[Duvets]

Well shit...

[Shane]

Well shit...
I hear he got in too.

[soggytoast]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/26702/2.jpg
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/26702/3.jpg

watch this too fuckers (not related to osama, but funny) http://www.kontraband.com/videos/26666/Obama-Pwns-Trump/#show

[andrea17]

obama doing his "your country needs you" pose

[CBcinema]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/26702/2.jpg
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/26702/3.jpg

watch this too fuckers (not related to osama, but funny) http://www.kontraband.com/videos/26666/Obama-Pwns-Trump/#show

I could have shit rainbows of awesome through my eye sockets at the amont of epic win displayed here.

[Ripplemagne]

Here's a post I made on another forum. You can use it as a FAQ if you're still iffy about this bui'ness.


Alright. 'Bout time I tackle this in length.


In all of the American jingoism, has anyone seen this "overwhelming evidence" of his involvement in 9/11 other than his confession a good few years later? His FBI most wanted page makes no mention of 9/11. A confession 5 years after the Feds say they have proof seems a bit.....meh.

Realistically, governments never reveals everything at its disposal and given that the person they declared it to be wound up confessing to it assures us that the sting agencies of the government have a little more information at their disposal than the average schmo. The fact that both the United States and United Kingdom have come to the same conclusion based on the classified data is also an indicator that there isn't some crazy conspiracy going on. Now, if you want to make the case that information being classified implies something fishy, you're going to have to reconcile a lot of historical counter-examples.

That being said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkdFNLqJajM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnwDr6BwF2Q
http://postgazette.com/headlines/20011004britishtext2p5.asp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Trade_Center_bombing
http://www.outlookindia.com/article.aspx?214141
http://www.911myths.com/index.php/Responsibility
http://www.911myths.com/index.php/Connecting_bin_Laden_to_9-11
http://screwloosechange.blogspot.com/2008/03/debunking-loose-change-final-cut.html


Am I the only one that thinks it's a bit strange he was immediately 'buried at sea'? Call be cynical but I don't think it's a big deal he's dead, it's not like he was the only one that supposedly organised all this. Give it a few months and the US and probably the UK will suffer retaliation attacks.

Islamic fundamentalists cannot hate us more than they already do. In the last ten years, they've attempted to "retaliate" numerous times. Al-Qaeda is not Obi-wan Kenobi, where if you strike them down, they become more powerful than we could ever imagine. Trust me, if they had the capability of doing us serious harm, they wouldn't wait until Osama was dead to do it.

By no means is his death going to stop Muslim agitation of the western way of life, but it it a milestone to off the figurehead of terrorism. It is one less mujahadeen roaming the Earth, which is a big deal.


It's even stranger that he was hiding in a complex 100 yards from the Pakistani army training facility and that the US enacted a military operation on Pakistani soil without telling them or involving them.

TBH I think it is being lost in the hysteria of his death that the whole thing stinks!!

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/05/gitmo_prisoners_led_cia_to_osa.php


You were doing so well and then you went and said that. Saddam Hussein was only taken out because he wouldn't behave whilst the Yanks stole all his oil. He didn't have WMD and he didn't have the means to manufacture them, so what would he have done?

However bin Laden's been behind several attacks, not just 9/11 but all the embassy bombings in the 90s too.

Things aren't so cut and dry.

http://home.uchicago.edu/~gbecker/Businessweek/BW/2003/03_17_2003.pdf
http://www.cfr.org/pakistan/al-qaeda-taliban-nexus/p20838
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/10/wikileaks-show-wmd-hunt-continued-in-iraq-with-surprising-results/
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2010/12/wikileaks-wmd-program-existed-in-iraq.html
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/us_did_find_iraq_wmd_AYiLgNbw7pDf7AZ3RO9qnM
http://postgazette.com/headlines/20011004britishtext2p5.asp
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,200499,00.html
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5i8BTPjRVMhL83y3ay7_D802jHK0g
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_weapons_laboratory#Iraqi_Mobile_weapons_lab oratories
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction#2003_Iraq_War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraqi_chemical_weapons_program

In the following dialogue between Bill O'Reilly and Michael Moore, we can see that the whole "blood for oil" campaign is nonsense. (Be sure to watch part 2.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trOdCU6aZOg&feature=related

If the war was about oil, why are the prices of oil rising? Why are we still in the political turmoil regarding oil? Moreover, how do you account for the fact that it took us 10 years to find the most wanted man in the world, when we gave months notice before shit got real?


The FBI and the then vice president Dick Cheney both went on record after the event to say there is no evidence linking Bin Laden to 9/11.

Assuming you're referring to this?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnrSmhokGyU&feature=related

In which case, read the full transcript:

http://classic-web.archive.org/web/20060422125407/http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/03/20060329-2.html

In summary: There was a slip of the tongue. He meant to say Saddam, when he made that statement.

As for the FBI:

http://www.911myths.com/index.php/Connecting_bin_Laden_to_9-11


And in terms of horribleness, most Iraqis would rather be living under Saddam than what they have now.

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/iraqis_happier_more_optimistic/
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/886525/posts

Zoink.


There was video of what is supposedly him in person admitting to the attacks, but he also apparently had communication with a French newspaper and denied it before the video was released.

Look up "taqiyya".

[Shane]

tldr

[Prophet]

al-Qaeda confirmed bin Laden's death yo; to any non-believers, it's legit as legit can be

[Shane]

al-Qaeda confirmed bin Laden's death yo; to any non-believers, it's legit as legit can be
Dammit. And I was gonna invite uncle 'sama over for a BBQ next week.

[andrea17]

what, so you could roast him?

i've heard that there's a computer virus warning and that you shouldn't open any unofficial pictures or links of bin laden's body / death because firstly, the official photos or whatever are locked away and the virus that is released when you open an unofficial link or file will wreck your computer. you have been warned

[Ripplemagne]

It isn't so much a virus as much as it's a viral phishing app. Unless there's something else going around as well, in which case, fuck.

Anyway, update by Lee Doren:

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[lawlseanny]

Saw something bout o reilly, just came to ask how'd the moon get there?

[Ripplemagne]

O'Reilly is a clown, but he makes some good points in the debate. Considering he's debating a clown of equal proportions, that makes sense.

[andrea17]

we've now gone from rubbish bin laden to o'reilly

[lawlseanny]

Yeah, I think both qualify as rubbish to be honest.

[andrea17]

of course.

hey did you know?! bin laden's been watchin' himself on the telly!
now who in their right mind would do that?

[Ripplemagne]

*Slowly raises hand*

[andrea17]

what?! you'd watch yourself on the telly?! lol

Ripplemagne : "ay, look! there's me on the telly"

[Ripplemagne]

Only, I wouldn't call it a "telly".

[Trollface.jpg]

I'd watch me....
....get some tips on how its done!

[LoveBullets]

I couldn't, it'd be too weird.

[kirsch]

I am posting in this here topick because I dunno how to see my thingy without clicking my username

and to tell LoveBullets to go away

[LoveBullets]

I am posting in this here topick because I dunno how to see my thingy without clicking my username

and to tell LoveBullets to go away
Aw s'ok sweetie, I'm not here to bust your balls. You can continue your trolling.

[Darts]

Kirsch! Where u been, like?

[kirsch]

Aw s'ok sweetie, I'm not here to bust your balls. You can continue your trolling.

yeah 'cause clearly anyone who does not simply adore the precious LOVEBULLETS must be trolling


Kirsch! Where u been, like?

I think some posts of mine went down the drain with a topick and so I threw a hissy fit and stormed off

[LoveBullets]

yeah 'cause clearly anyone who does not simply adore the precious LOVEBULLETS must be trolling



I think some posts of mine went down the drain with a topick and so I threw a hissy fit and stormed off
Clearly.

[kirsch]

Clearly.

mmm, a useless post made to mock me

now who is a troll

[andrea17]

Kirsch

[phaggot]

I dunno how to see my thingymore dick proof

[andrea17]

what u been up to Kirschy?

[kirsch]

more dick proof

hahaha sometimes 'thing' means 'penis' , that is hilarious

get it, guys?


what u been up to Kirschy?

mostly just

http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa449/JFaryn/kosmos.jpg

[andrea17]

^ all that eh?

i've been dead busy too

[phaggot]

hahaha sometimes 'thing' means 'penis' , that is hilarious

get it, guys?

it's a bit difficult to be objective when you have a penis to hide but

"I dunno how to see my thingy"?? that statement could only mean one thing, try saying it to anyone you know.

[andrea17]

you and your ideas phaggot person