Hey Lovelys :)

[kisses1234567890]

Hello all!

I'm new, you can call me Elizabeth, that may or may not be my real name. I am 15. Female. Blue eyes and naturally blonde hair, although its currently died brown.

If you wanna know more just ask...

Great to meet you all :)

[kisses1234567890]

So i accidently posted my about me in Chit chat. SORRY!

[mandude]

Sorry. We here at TF have a zero tolerance policy, and I'm afraid you've lost your chance to be a part of our community.

We wish you luck in all your future endeavours.

[Prophet]

you can delete threads/posts by clicking the edit tab yo, you should see the options to delete

normally I'd imagine a mod could simply merge your threads, but they've been mad impotent lately due to something that should have been immediately resolved weeks ago, IMO

[kisses1234567890]

Hello all!

I'm new, you can call me Elizabeth, that may or may not be my real name. I am 15. Female. Blue eyes and naturally blonde hair, although its currently died brown.

If you wanna know more just ask...

Great to meet you all

[LolaKoala]

you can call me Elizabeth, that may or may not be my real name.


um.

[soggytoast]

i shall call you terry.

[LolaKoala]

u haven't met any of us yet. but, welcome.

[LoveBullets]

Hello all!

I'm new, you can call me Elizabeth, that may or may not be my real name. I am 15. Female. Blue eyes and naturally blonde hair, although its currently died brown.

If you wanna know more just ask...

Great to meet you all
No,no, I got everything I needed to know about you: blue eyes, blonde hair. Top class "about me."

[andrea17]

hi. enjoy your stay

[andrea17]

So your name could be Elizabeth, or Eliza or Liz etc
Or it could be Emma, Eugenie, Eleanor or Esther etc?

[bernadette03]

Hello all!

I'm new, you can call me Elizabeth, that may or may not be my real name. I am 15. Female. Blue eyes and naturally blonde hair, although its currently died brown.

If you wanna know more just ask...

Great to meet you all

hello there. :) welcome kisses1234567890. (i had fun typing your name, haha) that's it.

[bernadette03]

Sorry. We here at TF have a zero tolerance policy, and I'm afraid you've lost your chance to be a part of our community.

We wish you luck in all your future endeavours.

hey dude, she's new. can't you let her pass for just once? ;) show her how kind you are. haha.. :D

[mandude]

Double posting? Sorry bernadette03. We here at TF have a zero tolerance policy, and I'm afraid you've lost your chance to be a part of our community.

We wish you luck in all your future endeavours.

[kisses1234567890]

My names not really Elizabeth, I'm a privacy freak, that's just what I go by. And I wasn't going to lie to you all :)

Well I'm not sure what you want to know about me, so shoot with the questions? Looks is easiest to describe.

I'm a student, year 10. I have a part time job at the video store. I have divorced parents.

Kisses1234567890 is only my name as I too enjoy typing it :D

And is he all serious about the no tolerance? I suck at sensing sarcasm?

[kirsch]

u haven't met any of us yet. but, welcome.

is this you trying to be clever or something? "Nice to meet you" is the sort of thing you say when you are meeting someone. This is the meeting process. God, you are stupid.

[mandude]

Mistake this for sarcasm, you goon!

*beats kisses over the head with his shoe*

[CBcinema]

Welcome to the boards Liz.

[CBcinema]

Ahh year 10.

(pulls up an armchair with pipe in hand)

I remember my experiences as a little lad back in high school struggling to deal with the natural wonders of life along with the vague and pointless arithmetical problems our lecturers would present us with.
But enough about you, lets talk me. What do you think of my blue eyes, blonde hair and fake tits?

[kisses1234567890]

My tits are natural, thanks for enquiring.

[CBcinema]

Im not talking about you, btw welcome to the boards.

[Trollface.jpg]

Threads merged (Y)

[kisses1234567890]

ta troll.

Oh sorry, took as insult, ya know im new so must be trolll

[mandude]

Don't worry. Most of us here are benevolent.

In a very, very, very loose sense of the term.

[Trollface.jpg]

just about. i just saw 2 topics that were soulmates.

just call me cupid

[kirsch]

My tits are natural, thanks for enquiring.

every new poster is worse than the last and they seem tobe becoming more awful at an exponential rate

I reckon our nexxxt new member will be Hitler or Satan or something

e; exactly what size are these so called "natural" "tits"?

[mandude]

Ah, and here comes benevolence now.

[kisses1234567890]

I may only be 15, but I am far to smart to post my breast size on the net. I swear i'm not a troll.

If i was i would have probably already made a long posy about how i'm pregnant. Which I am not.

[LoveBullets]

34c
i hope none of you basement dwellers figure out where I live and murder me.

[kirsch]

I may only be 15, but I am far to smart to post my breast size on the net. I swear i'm not a troll.

If i was i would have probably already made a long posy about how i'm pregnant. Which I am not.

please explain what is foolish about posting the size of your breasts on the intronet , am I going to track you down through the breast size registry or something?

I dunno what a "troll" is but if you are not one then I guess you are being genuine which just means that you are genuinely awful and stupid. Frankly, I would rather be a smelly and ugly mythickal creature.

[mandude]

i hope none of you basement dwellers figure out where I live and murder me. Unlikely. The sunlight would be far too unkind to me.

[LolaKoala]

is this you trying to be clever or something? "Nice to meet you" is the sort of thing you say when you are meeting someone. This is the meeting process. God, you are stupid.

no. that isn't me trying to be clever. that is me, telling her that she hasn't met us yet. as that was her first post. there has to be a response for the meeting process to occur. god you are pathetic.

aaaaand kisses wasn't asked, about the size of her boobs. mom only pointed out that they were fake, so saying that they are natural is a perfectly valid answer. now stop trying to make yourself feel smart by calling everybody stupid.

[kirsch]

you were clearly the one trying to look smart, and you are clearly just a dumbass who cannot even nitpick properly

"kisses" was never askt about the size of her breasts so saying that they are natural was completely out of the blue and anyone who is not disgusted by having such information thrust upon them is even more slow than you are

[LolaKoala]

you exhaust me. now now don't go thinking it's because I think your intelligence is way too much for me. it's definitely because I think you're a joke and I can't be wasting any more time getting in useless arguments with you.

[kirsch]

oh yes, LolaKoala, taking the high road once again, because it is such a noble being

No, sorry, if that were the case you would not bother with me in the first place. You just lack conviction.

[Andy C]

yes, i for one am shocked and appalled at having such information thrust upon me when i do not know the legitimacy behiond this assertion . anecdotal evidence, anecdotal evidence everywhere.. thrust them upon me and positive assurance shall be confirmed to my internet colleagues behind the serious business of these alleged natural titties

[soggytoast]

32E.



i like this one, be nice guys we're going to keep her.

[LolaKoala]

not responding to your lame ass posts doesn't mean you won.

[Andy C]

32e? eeeeeee...mpossibru

land planet?

[kirsch]

I dun really know where there are "winners" and "losers" when people make fun of eachother on the intronet

but if one of us is winning it is certainly me

[soggytoast]

32e? eeeeeee...mpossibru

land planet?

did that mean 'impossible'? because i've experienced 28E myself. it's possibly my friend. possible and glorious.

[LolaKoala]

oh so now we're just making fun of each other. ( yep back at responding, this kirsch bitch is driving me crazy)

[kirsch]

well we certainly were not making love... What did you THINK I was doing? Trying to diagnose whatever mental disorder drives your need to lie to people you dun even know?

[LolaKoala]

well, yeah! I mean, not one doctor could figure out what was wrong I just assumed you with your smarticles would guess... but I shouldn't have assumed. save me :aureola:

[kirsch]

nexxxt time you decide you have "had enough" and are "not going to respond" to my "useless arguments" please try to last more than four seconds

[LolaKoala]

why? that's longer than anyone you fucked could ever last.

before you say anything about this post, read my signature, then fuck off.

[kirsch]

MMM baseless insults are my favourite

... scratch that, that statement could have just as easily been complimentary

god you fail

[Andy C]

did that mean 'impossible'? because i've experienced 28E myself. it's possibly my friend. possible and glorious.

i find 32Excessive, fuck knows what 38E must have been like... i was being frightfully witty, considering what we're talking about, by changing i with e with this image below in mind for context, i thought you'd have understood also, lassies i've spoken to with 32es are smuttenous land planets

http://i51.tinypic.com/2qbxgsi.jpg

that is exactly how i look thinking about 38 e tits...

[soggytoast]

i find 32Excessive, fuck knows what 38E must have been like... i was being frightfully witty, considering what we're talking about, by changing i with e with this image below in mind for context, i thought you'd have understood also, lassies i've spoken to with 32es are smuttenous land planets

http://i51.tinypic.com/2qbxgsi.jpg

that is exactly how i look thinking about 38 e tits...


dude read again, 28E....that means tiny everywhere else but hyoooge chesticles.

it was like i was a baby with a mother who'd regretted me and decided to smother me with a pillow. but the pillow was a blue whale and i was plankton.

[CBcinema]

lol

[kisses1234567890]

I dunno what a "troll" is but if you are not one then I guess you are being genuine which just means that you are genuinely awful and stupid. Frankly, I would rather be a smelly and ugly mythickal creature.

I am being legit, I fail to see what is so awful about me? How can you call me stupid, you don't even know me?

You are all so rude and abrupt compared to those on the other forum I am on...

[kirsch]

you dun know me!

I know a lot more about you than you would think, apparently

[kisses1234567890]

I highly doubt that, from what I've read all you have the knowledge to do is scare off perfectly nice people.

[kirsch]

well I am using a computer right now so that is at least one other thing I know how todo

[kisses1234567890]

Grammar doesn't appear to be one of your strong points...

[kirsch]

what grammatical error have I made?

[bernadette03]

@mandude, sorry. t'was the computer's fault! haha. it lags. that's why. :)


just about. i just saw 2 topics that were soulmates.

just call me cupid

but why cupid?

[CBcinema]

Lol shes burning you Kirsch

[kirsch]

there is nothing wrong with my grammar , ya'll are just dumb

seriously

[bernadette03]

birds of the same feather flock together. then you are dumb too. Seriously.

[kirsch]

as long as you admit that you are a moron

[kisses1234567890]

Just letting you know, Kirsch, sentences start with capitals...
xx

[kirsch]

they also end with punctuation, not smiley faces like in your original post

but this is an internet forum, not an english class

if yer really gonna nitpick capitaliziation you are clearly just reaching because you are too stupid to respond to the content of a post

[kirsch]

So i accidently posted my about me in Chit chat. SORRY!

MMM look at this post from the english nazi , tsk tsk tsk

[CBcinema]

Your both grammar nazis now. C'mon girls, fight like men.

[kisses1234567890]

Cool story, tell it again?

Whatever, how about nice to meet you? No, we abit short on the niceties around here. Great.

[CBcinema]

Nah its cool kisses. Were a nice bunch once you get to know us. Kirsch just has problems with ... everyone.

[kirsch]

Your both grammar nazis now.

you're*

But clearly my point is that the whole thing is stupid and unless you have difficulty understanding someone there is no reason to nitpick spelling and grammar on the internet


Whatever, how about nice to meet you?

No, because it has not been nice meeting you. Twelve posts in and I can already tell that you taste bad.

[CBcinema]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z102/CHRIS002_bucket/1_7D7210F31_Man_thinking202.jpg

[kirsch]

the only people I have problems with are the people who cannot apprecaite the subtlety of proper whoring for attention and those who give them undue attention

[Darts]

Well if you want to nitpick, kirsch, then fine I suppose you are right.

[kisses1234567890]

I had no intentions on joining to 'whore for attention'. I made a welcome post, in the welcome section? Just like any other new member would do.

[kirsch]

Yeah uhhh you can make anything sound innocuous by generalizing. You were totally just making a 'welcome post' , just like Hitler was totally just leading his country , right ?

First of all, no one said anything about your intentions for joining. Second, no, only lameass new posters feel the need to make a 'welcome post'. Anyone with half a brain would not waste their time posting BS like this topick.

[bernadette03]

the only people I have problems with are the people who cannot appreciate the subtlety of proper whoring for attention and those who give them undue attention

so you are having a problem with yourself? :ack2:

[kirsch]

are you honestly still nitpicking typos? s'pathetick

[bernadette03]

oh yes. you don't effin' care. but really, you are having problems with yourself?

[kirsch]

Actually I care very much that are stupid enough to nitpick typos... What was up with that "IFEVER" in the other thread? THAT is one that might actually be somewhat difficult to understand, you should go fix that.

[LoveBullets]

Idiots arguing with idiots.

Wonderful.

[kirsch]

at least we are doing something

the only idiot here is you , you are making this forum worse , just go away if you dun like it

[LolaKoala]

Cool story, tell it again?

Whatever, how about nice to meet you? No, we abit short on the niceties around here. Great.


aaw there there, I'm nice.
the only bitch here is kirsch, everyone else is cool.

[Prophet]

at least we are doing something

the only idiot here is you , you are making this forum worse , just go away if you dun like it

no u

[LoveBullets]

I would have responded to your comment with something snarky and bitchy, but I honestly can't be bothered with it =/
unless that was snarky and bitchy, in which case idk....

[CBcinema]

Kirsch I like you sometimes but we don't need to turn new people off like this.
Try to act a bit nicer to the newbies.

[mandude]

Kirsch...you know we have more humane ways of sourcing you with human tears...

[kirsch]

Kirsch I like you sometimes but we don't need to turn new people off like this.
Try to act a bit nicer to the newbies.

I WISH I COULD SAY I CARE but no one else does so ya'll should either buckle up and go down with the ship or get the heck out I guess

[Andy C]

dude read again, 28E....that means tiny everywhere else but hyoooge chesticles.

it was like i was a baby with a mother who'd regretted me and decided to smother me with a pillow. but the pillow was a blue whale and i was plankton.


fuck me youre right

thas duxkinf horrible btw

alphabet, how does it work