Paki jokes (obviously offensive)

[Luke]

What do you call a good looking Paki? Asif

What do you call a lesbian Paki? Minjita

What do you call a Paki in a dustbin? Rummagin

What do you call a Paki on the back of a motorbike? Mud guard

What's big and brown and look great on a Paki? A rottweiler

What do you call a Paki with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick

What do you call a Paki with two wooden legs? A waste of wood

What do you call a Paki not on benefits? A new arrival

How do you break a Paki's neck when he's drinking? Slam the toilet seat

How do you stop a Paki from drowning? Take your foot off his head

What do you do if a Paki is drowning? Thrown in his wife and kids

[Odd_Girl_Out]

i dont even totally understand all those =\

[Bob!]

LOL MINJITA! http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/1276/laugh.gif

[Shane]

Rummagin. That made me smile. :)

[-Snake-]

This racist tripe is bullshit, I can't belive your letting this slide shane.

[NeEdLeZ]

Haha this is quite hilarious even though it is very racist lol.... good job with getting away with it.

[Shane]

This racist tripe is bullshit, I can't belive your letting this slide shane.
There is a warning in the thread title, so it warns people, which is okay.
They have jokes about us, im sure of it. Infact I'd like to see them.

And it's all in the name of fun anyway, just twisting names and stereotypes is something that is done all the time. If any of you Asian guys and Gals wanna post Jokes about us (Snowflakes) then go ahead. Just put a warning in the Thread Title as Forest did.

[manutd 4 ever]

thats not even 'stereo typical' jokes, its all just racists crap.

[Shane]

Okay then. If you feel that way then voice your opinion. I was never offended when people wer eracist towards me and my mate on work experience. We had never heard anything so funny, because it was different.:/

[manutd 4 ever]

^ thats you tho, if you werent offended then that doesnt mean others wont be either.

how is this stereo typical? -

How do you break a Paki's neck when he's drinking? Slam the toilet seat

How do you stop a Paki from drowning? Take your foot off his head

What do you do if a Paki is drowning? Thrown in his wife and kids


eh?

[Odd_Girl_Out]

well im asian... but not paki... indian to be exact... and i dont find any of those racist... even though they may be a bit racist... people just need to get over it... because no matter what different races are always going to be made fun of for certain things...

[Shane]

You can say that about anyone. And the thread title does have a warning.

NeEdLeZ is asian and she found them funny whilst at the same time understanding that they are racist. :/

[Shane]

well im asian... but not paki... indian to be exact... and i dont find any of those racist... even though they may be a bit racist... people just need to get over it... because no matter what different races are always going to be made fun of for certain things...Yeah that's how I feel. This is no diufferent than Jokes about Blondes or Men/Women in general.

And the Stereotypical part is that alot of Asian people get referred to as 'Pakis' in Britian. It's just a word used to quickly describe people. Sure, it can be used abusively but Jokes are funny and the best ones usually take the piss out of someone.

[manutd 4 ever]

how is a joke about drowning the kids and wife a funny joke? its atargeting a specific group of people. delete this thread.

[LukeEv_17]

It shouldn't be deleted as it has a warning in the thread title

[Sponge'K'nob]

haha. i actually got all of those! =O
and yeah, theres no difference between race jokes and blonde jokes. or stereotyping women or whatever.

[LukeEv_17]

those jokes just crack me up :P

[Luke]

Thanks for everyone's support. When I posted this thread I knew it would be controversial but so is everything I do at the minute lol.

Is it racist? Yes. I don't mean for it to be offensive though. Do blondes get upset when you tell them a blonde joke? No.

People are getting upset about it.........bovverd.

I don't really condone the drowning of a pakistani/asian family. It's a joke.

Jimmy Carr takes the piss out of you if you're white, black, asian, fat, thin, french, german, tall, small, disabled, epileptic, if you have long hair. Who gives a shit? A joke's a joke and a controversial joke is a better joke.

[Luke]

This racist tripe is bullshit, I can't belive your letting this slide shane.

It might be because he isn't a PC do gooder.

[LukeEv_17]

you got anymore of them jokes?

[-Snake-]

he does it in moderation and does it to all, this thred is about paki's

[Luke]

What do you mean? Didn't understand your post one bit....

[Pearson]

how is a joke about drowning the kids and wife a funny joke? its atargeting a specific group of people. delete this thread.

Do you find all of the jokes offensive?

[Bob!]

It has a warning in the fecking title lol, dont look at topics with warnings if you can get offended by stuff like this, as if you do its yer own fault, you did not have to click the topic, specially when warned, simple as.

Racial discrimination is equal to any other type of discrimination, and this section uses discrimination to make fun of the stereotypes for people that do not get offended to have a laugh at, and for the ones that do get offended, I say again, you were warned.


This is the humour forum.

[Luke]

Can't agree more Bob!

[Ben]

:agree:

can't everyone just take a joke? some of those are really clever and that, others are just harsh, but theyre all for the sake of a laugh.

have a day off, will you? lol


NeEdLeZ is asian and she found them funny whilst at the same time understanding that they are racist. :/

i didn't know needlez was a girl...

[Luke]

Yeah, she is. She made a thread about her being a girl.

[Odd_Girl_Out]

if these jokes offended anyone it should be paki people... because it actually is about them... but no ones complaining except for people of other races... but a joke is a joke... and i dont see anything wrong with it at all

[manutd 4 ever]

Do you find all of the jokes offensive?

no not all.some are funny others are just purely there to incite hatred.

[LukeEv_17]

oh well they're still funny

[Pearson]

no not all.some are funny others are just purely there to incite hatred.

yer thats what I was just wondering, because alot of them arent really that racist. The mingeater one was good, but like you said alot of them are very harsh. But then again with the harsh jokes, like slamming the toilet seat one, if the word 'paki' would be replaced with, lets say, 'scouser,' the joke would still be the same.

[Ben]

But then again with the harsh jokes, like slamming the toilet seat one, if the word 'paki' would be replaced with, lets say, 'scouser,' the joke would still be the same.

sounds like a plan

[manutd 4 ever]

yer thats what I was just wondering, because alot of them arent really that racist. The mingeater one was good, but like you said alot of them are very harsh. But then again with the harsh jokes, like slamming the toilet seat one, if the word 'paki' would be replaced with, lets say, 'scouser,' the joke would still be the same.

the word scouser is not half as bad as the word Paki, which is is used in a bad way to describe pakistani's etc.

[Pearson]

the word scouser is not half as bad as the word Paki, which is is used in a bad way to describe pakistani's etc.

To be honest I dont see how its any different to the word 'brit' to describe british people, I can only see it being derogatory if someone used it in that way, like, 'you fuckin paki,' as appose to just saying the word. But yeah, I can see were you are coming from.

[Luke]

no not all.some are funny others are just purely there to incite hatred.

Fucking hell! I'm not Abu Hamza.....

I'm not trying to incite racial hatred at all! LOL!

[Bob!]

the word scouser is not half as bad as the word Paki, which is is used in a bad way to describe pakistani's etc.

If you believe in equality between races than you will treat it equal, in both ways.

[manutd 4 ever]

f*cking hell! I'm not Abu Hamza.....

I'm not trying to incite racial hatred at all! LOL!

i know mate, but its just that 2 me it came across as summat racist. fuck it anyway, minor thing.