manutd 4 ever
May 15th '06, 11:36 AM
Johnny wanted to shag a girl in his office, but she had a boyfriend.
One day Johnny got so frustrated, that he went up to her and said: "I'll give you a £1000 if you let me shag you".
"NO WAY! - said the girl". "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up".
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. Her boyfriend instructed her to ask for £2000 and when he chucks the money on the ground pick it up really fast; he won't even have time to get his pants down! She agrees and accepts Johnny's proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks: "What the hell has taken you so long?" She replied angrily, "The bastard used coins!"
One day Johnny got so frustrated, that he went up to her and said: "I'll give you a £1000 if you let me shag you".
"NO WAY! - said the girl". "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up".
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. Her boyfriend instructed her to ask for £2000 and when he chucks the money on the ground pick it up really fast; he won't even have time to get his pants down! She agrees and accepts Johnny's proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks: "What the hell has taken you so long?" She replied angrily, "The bastard used coins!"